Butt-Chugging: Has It Really Come To This? - Jets Insider.com Forums

Fishooked · 09-25-2012, 12:44 PM

Today's generation really is lazy as **** - whatever happened to drinking in volume? Back in my day, you had to earn your drunkenness :shakes_cane:

On the other hand: LMFAO

http://gawker.com/5946216/classy-ten...gging-the-wine

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The University of Tennessee chapter of the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity has just been suspended after its members began embracing the Real Housewives of New York City lifestyle a little too enthusiastically.

A 20-year-old brother ended up in the hospital early Saturday morning with severe alcohol poisoning, after having wine squirted up his rectum in a practice known as "butt chugging."

Because it is not filtered by the liver, alcohol inserted up the butt gets absorbed into the bloodstream more quickly and potently than alcohol consumed in more traditional ways like flaming shots and rum cakes. Wine inserted up the butt has the added benefit of being a little classy.

The Knoxville News Sentinel reports that police who arrived at the Pike house on Saturday stumbled upon a scene not unlike the one that unfolded every night during the Housewives' recent three-episode stint in St. Barth's: several young men passed out in various bedrooms, "and bags from wine boxes, some empty and some partially empty, strewn across the halls and rooms."

The boy whose butt chugged an unladylike amount of wine arrived at the University of Tennessee Medical Center emergency room with a blood alcohol level believed to be "well over" 4.0 percent. He has since been discharged.

The UT chapter of Pi Kappa Alpha was previously suspended in 2008, when three pledges contracted staph infections "after being made to do exercises on a bathroom floor" as part of a hazing ritual.

White or red, do you think?

(Knoxville News Sentinel // Image via Beyond Elements/flickr)

Big L · 09-25-2012, 12:47 PM

"Wine inserted up the butt has the added benefit of being a little classy."

Whew, I was starting to get worried.

Jets Things · 09-25-2012, 12:51 PM

Can't wait for Jaeger-butt-bombs this weekend!!

WestCoastOffensive · 09-25-2012, 12:52 PM

Did they have to use boxed wine?

Jetworks · 09-25-2012, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

Today's generation really is lazy as **** - whatever happened to drinking in volume? Back in my day, you had to earn your drunkenness :shakes_cane:

On the other hand: LMFAO

http://gawker.com/5946216/classy-ten...gging-the-wine

Boffing dudes, anal insertions? You're officially on my "Concerned about..." list.

Directly under Jets Things.

Jets Things · 09-25-2012, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Jetworks

Boffing dudes, anal insertions? You're officially on my "Concerned about.

Directly under Jets Things.

Shut yr fOOK up!!

Carlton · 09-25-2012, 01:08 PM

Parachuting is the new hotness.

Soak a tampon in vodka and *pop* it right up the keester. Time released drunkenness that's hidden. Great for times drinking isn't allowed. No one is the wiser.

brady's a catcher · 09-25-2012, 01:12 PM

That is so full of Ghey. And what, they couldn't do a few shots? I weep for the future...

Jets Things · 09-25-2012, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Carlton

Parachuting is the new hotness.

Soak a tampon in vodka and *pop* it right up the keester. Time released drunkenness that's hidden. Great for times drinking isn't allowed. No one is the wiser.

And when you're done...

Big L · 09-25-2012, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by brady's a catcher

That is so full of Ghey. And what, they couldn't do a few shots? I weep for the future...

Dirtstar · 09-25-2012, 01:22 PM

crossfire · 09-25-2012, 01:35 PM

I am beginning to hope the Mayans are right.

SAR I · 09-25-2012, 01:57 PM

The stuff I need to warn my son about before he leaves for college has hit an all time low.

SAR I

Carlton · 09-25-2012, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by SAR I

The stuff I need to warn my son about before he leaves for college has hit an all time low.

SAR I

I'm sure he can figure out to ignore this one himself.

Carlton · 09-25-2012, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Jets Things

And when you're done...

LOL. VODKA BOMB!

Dirtstar · 09-25-2012, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Jets Things

And when you're done...

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Originally Posted by Carlton

LOL. VODKA BOMB!

so that's the modern-day equivalent of throwing a beer in someone's face?

Carlton · 09-25-2012, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirtstar

so that's the modern-day equivalent of throwing a beer in someone's face?

:shakescan:

Back in my day we drank alcohol.

Edit: Was supposed to be shakescane, but shakescan kind of works.

Borgoguy · 09-25-2012, 02:16 PM

I'm sure one of the frat brothers shows off by opening the bottle with his clenched sphincter. No doubt, to wild applause by those assembled.

Peebag · 09-25-2012, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Jets Things

Can't wait for Jaeger-butt-bombs this weekend!!

WestCoastOffensive · 09-25-2012, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Peebag

HAMPUR LAW: You can't have a peebag without a winebag first.

09-25-2012, 12:47 PM	#2
Big L No post count, no peace! No post count, no peace! Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,191	"Wine inserted up the butt has the added benefit of being a little classy." Whew, I was starting to get worried.

09-25-2012, 12:51 PM	#3
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,487	Can't wait for Jaeger-butt-bombs this weekend!!

09-25-2012, 12:52 PM	#4
WestCoastOffensive Didn't pull the pin - got blasted anyway Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,985	Did they have to use boxed wine?

09-25-2012, 01:08 PM	#7
Carlton Teh jobless idle spawn of wealth guy. All Pro Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,479	Parachuting is the new hotness. Soak a tampon in vodka and pop it right up the keester. Time released drunkenness that's hidden. Great for times drinking isn't allowed. No one is the wiser.

09-25-2012, 01:12 PM	#8
brady's a catcher R.I.P Goofy Maloof All Pro Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alexandria, VA Posts: 6,731	That is so full of Ghey. And what, they couldn't do a few shots? I weep for the future...

09-25-2012, 01:22 PM	#11
Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,882

09-25-2012, 01:35 PM	#12
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,709	I am beginning to hope the Mayans are right.

09-25-2012, 01:57 PM	#13
SAR I Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 38,711	The stuff I need to warn my son about before he leaves for college has hit an all time low. SAR I

09-25-2012, 02:16 PM	#18
Borgoguy On a mission to educate and enthrall. Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,569	I'm sure one of the frat brothers shows off by opening the bottle with his clenched sphincter. No doubt, to wild applause by those assembled.