Butt-Chugging: Has It Really Come To This? - Page 2 - Jets Insider.com Forums

WestCoastOffensive · 09-25-2012, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

I'm sure one of the frat brothers shows off by opening the bottle with his clenched sphincter. No doubt, to wild applause by those assembled.

Big L · 09-25-2012, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Carlton

:shakescan:

Back in my day we drank alcohol. We didn't need our rectums. We used our mouths, Goddamnit.

:shakescanandcane:

Edit: Was supposed to be shakescane, but shakescan kind of works.

fixed.

brady's a catcher · 09-25-2012, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Big L

Still a great movie.

Gata · 09-25-2012, 02:42 PM

That's seriously disturbing.

Fishooked · 09-25-2012, 02:52 PM

I knew if I left this here and came back in an hour or two you guys would not disappoint.

LOL @ the LOLness

quantum · 09-25-2012, 03:35 PM

This. Hazing where a something is inserted into another guy's ass.

wtf?

We NEVER did this in college. Back then, sticking anything up your own ass or some other guy's was flamingly GAY.

brady's a catcher · 09-25-2012, 03:38 PM

Ya know, it seems to me they're not that far away from shrimping. They might as well cross the fruitcakery rubicon at this point, no?

quantum · 09-25-2012, 03:41 PM

"crossing the fruitcakery rubicon"

I just wrote that down on a post-it; will use tomorrow in a meeting.

32green · 09-25-2012, 03:43 PM

Imagine if this was a Co-ed party instead of a sausage fest.

Hey can I can you a drink?

Oh sure, giggle giggle.

Turn around beeeotch!

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Borgoguy · 09-25-2012, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by quantum

This. Hazing where a something is inserted into another guy's ass.

wtf?

We NEVER did this in college. Back then, sticking anything up your own ass or some other guy's was flamingly GAY.

From where I stand, it's still the case. I never got the "hole exploration/penetration" component of hazing (frankly, I never understood hazing period). To me, all the guys who abuse other guys in this way are closeted individuals. Those who stand by as this abhorrent activity takes place are either in the same lavender boat or scumbags.

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Originally Posted by brady's a catcher

Ya know, it seems to me they're not that far away from shrimping. They might as well cross the fruitcakery rubicon at this point, no?

They already have.

Borgoguy · 09-25-2012, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

Imagine if this was a Co-ed party instead of a sausage fest.

Hey can I can you a drink?

Oh sure, giggle giggle.

Turn around beeeotch!

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You think Stokes would spring for a "butt chugging" tent when he hosts the Hampur Gathering of the Tribes?

sect313 · 09-25-2012, 03:54 PM

Big L · 09-25-2012, 03:56 PM

They say alcohol is a gateway drug.

Next thing you know, these damn kids'll be shoving weed and cocaine up their asses.

Timmy® · 09-25-2012, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Big L

They say alcohol is a gateway drug.

Next thing you know, these damn kids'll be shoving weed and cocaine up their asses.

done it. too expensive just like hash brownies.

sect313 · 09-25-2012, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Big L

They say alcohol is a gateway drug.

Next thing you know, these damn kids'll be shoving weed and cocaine up their asses.

that would numb the butt for the wine insertion. good idea

Fishooked · 09-25-2012, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by brady's a catcher

Ya know, it seems to me they're not that far away from shrimping. They might as well cross the fruitcakery rubicon at this point, no?

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

From where I stand, it's still the case. I never got the "hole exploration/penetration" component of hazing (frankly, I never understood hazing period). To me, all the guys who abuse other guys in this way are closeted individuals. Those who stand by as this abhorrent activity takes place are either in the same lavender boat or scumbags.

They already have.

Those comments are winning the internets.

Also.
Isn't vomiting out of one orifice bad enough?
I'd hate the see the results of an oversaturated colon.

Borgoguy · 09-25-2012, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

Those comments are winning the internets.

Also.
Isn't vomiting out of one orifice bad enough?
I'd hate the see the results of an oversaturated colon.

Can you friggin' imagine this horror show? Instead of hurling into a trash bin, one of these putz' is projectile sharting into a sink or the fraternity's bidet.

Big L · 09-25-2012, 04:45 PM

Back to the OP - Did I miss something? There was a three episode TV show where they shot wine up their asses?

32green · 09-25-2012, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

You think Stokes would spring for a "butt chugging" tent when he hosts the Hampur Gathering of the Tribes?

I know a spot right next to the baby schween pool.

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Originally Posted by Timmy®

done it. too expensive just like hash brownies.

You HAVE to be in a wheelchair.

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Borgoguy · 09-25-2012, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

I know a spot right next to the baby schween pool.

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LOL. I'll spring for the mops and Lysol.

09-25-2012, 02:42 PM	#24
Gata JETS! I hate your freaking guts, you make me vomit, you are the scum between my toes. Love, Gata Rookie Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Jersey Posts: 820	That's seriously disturbing.

09-25-2012, 02:52 PM	#25
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,725	I knew if I left this here and came back in an hour or two you guys would not disappoint. LOL @ the LOLness

09-25-2012, 03:35 PM	#26
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,905	This. Hazing where a something is inserted into another guy's ass. wtf? We NEVER did this in college. Back then, sticking anything up your own ass or some other guy's was flamingly GAY.

09-25-2012, 03:38 PM	#27
brady's a catcher R.I.P Goofy Maloof All Pro Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alexandria, VA Posts: 6,696	Ya know, it seems to me they're not that far away from shrimping. They might as well cross the fruitcakery rubicon at this point, no?

09-25-2012, 03:41 PM	#28
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,905	"crossing the fruitcakery rubicon" I just wrote that down on a post-it; will use tomorrow in a meeting.

09-25-2012, 03:43 PM	#29
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09-25-2012, 03:56 PM	#33
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09-25-2012, 04:45 PM	#38
Big L Plus six thousand posts Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,066	Back to the OP - Did I miss something? There was a three episode TV show where they shot wine up their asses?