'Oh sweet buttery bagels - I'm impressed! I look delicious!'

[Jets Things]

Originally Posted by Dirtstar

i've encountered that pic before and the reaction is always the same.

[TokyoJetsFan]

Originally Posted by Dirtstar

i've encountered that pic before and the reaction is always the same.

Here's an interview with the photographer explaining the picture. I still have no idea wtf he's talking about.
What the hell is going on in “Getting Lindsay Linton”?

Revenge. This is an image about rage, hatred, and the discomfort of experiencing those emotions. In “Understanding Joshua” the world is, among other things, divided between blondes and brunettes. The brunettes exist (in the mind of Joshua) on a similar plain as he does, while the blondes inhabit a superior world of cleanliness, beauty, and organization. “Getting Lindsay Linton” illustrates a violent outburst against a blonde, maybe for Joshua’s entertainment, maybe his torture--it is unclear as they hold him and force him to watch. I feel that the image “Fantasy” helps further explain Joshua’s position on such acts against those he perceives as socially superior--at least his repressed urges. “Getting Lindsay Linton” is important because it helps to destabilize reading the events and actions within the image as literal, that is to say, Lindsay does not have milk on her face, and this gang of young men is not just holding her.
http://www.nyfa.org/level4.asp?id=14...sid=51&tid=167

[Jets Things]

Originally Posted by TokyoJetsFan

Here's an interview with the photographer explaining the picture. I still have no idea wtf he's talking about.
What the hell is going on in “Getting Lindsay Linton”?

Revenge. This is an image about rage, hatred, and the discomfort of experiencing those emotions. In “Understanding Joshua” the world is, among other things, divided between blondes and brunettes. The brunettes exist (in the mind of Joshua) on a similar plain as he does, while the blondes inhabit a superior world of cleanliness, beauty, and organization. “Getting Lindsay Linton” illustrates a violent outburst against a blonde, maybe for Joshua’s entertainment, maybe his torture--it is unclear as they hold him and force him to watch. I feel that the image “Fantasy” helps further explain Joshua’s position on such acts against those he perceives as socially superior--at least his repressed urges. “Getting Lindsay Linton” is important because it helps to destabilize reading the events and actions within the image as literal, that is to say, Lindsay does not have milk on her face, and this gang of young men is not just holding her.
http://www.nyfa.org/level4.asp?id=14...sid=51&tid=167

WTF... One of the pics is NSFW so tread lightly.

http://photoslaves.com/understanding...charlie-white/

[TokyoJetsFan]

Here's some more from the series. Last pic nsfw
http://photoslaves.com/understanding...charlie-white/

[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by Jets Things

LMFAO....just perfect

[Borgoguy]

Tokyo: Always wanted to as you. How insane is the scene in Yoyogi Park?

Go to 1:43 in vid.

[Dirtstar]

Originally Posted by Jets Things

lol...


more like:

[TokyoJetsFan]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Tokyo: Always wanted to as you. How insane is the scene in Yoyogi Park?

Go to 1:43 in vid.

Pretty fun, but those Elvis dudes are *******s. They act all territorial and start fights if you get too close to their space (even though they are complete attention whores). It used to be a lot bigger when they closed the main street down every Sunday, but only part of it closed now so it's gotten a bit less crazy.

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by TokyoJetsFan

Pretty fun, but those Elvis dudes are *******s. They act all territorial and start fights if you get too close to their space (even though they are complete attention whores). It used to be a lot bigger when they closed the main street down every Sunday, but only part of it closed now so it's gotten a bit less crazy.

Thanks. At least the Goth and Harajuku scenes are normal.

[32green]

Originally Posted by Jets Things

WTF... One of the pics is NSFW so tread lightly.

I love this comment beneath the pics:


"great now I have a very confused boner."







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[quantum]

Originally Posted by Gata

Imagine if someone would inject that on their vag or right before there peen...
That would be like 3rd hole. lol

you're turning out to be a crazy potty-mouth.



I think I'm in love.

[Jungle Shift Jet]

Originally Posted by Gata

Imagine if someone would inject that on their vag or right before there peen...
That would be like 3rd hole. lol

Don't your species already have 4 holes, natcherly?
(not counting any piercings/mutilations of course..or the other 4...)

which one of those 4 would that new one be most like?

guess another wouldn't hurt...gives going for the five-hole new meaning

motorboating a bagel ...is it worth the effort?

butter, lox, or Temp-Tee?

...etc.

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by Carlton

I'm sure someone has already mentioned that he looks like an uglier John C Reilly...which is really a terrible insult.

calling someone a handsome John C. Reilly would still be an insult

[Jetworks]

Originally Posted by TokyoJetsFan

Not for nothing, but it's more of a bialy look. They need some trepanning to pull off the bagel look.

Originally Posted by Warfish

Would you like some milk with your bagel(head)?

Originally Posted by Fishooked

^
I believe that is one of the very first photos that made me say WTF out loud to myself.

Wasn't it like a whole series? Always creeped me out, not just for the imagery, but the thought process involved to conjure it up in the first place.

[AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite]

I wished this was a breakfast thread

[jetswin]

Originally Posted by TokyoJetsFan

meh, I need a pretty biali

[shakin318]

****ALERT: "Cool Story Bro" OPP******


Right after high school me and five or six buds piled into my van (it was the early 80s, vans still rocked) and storm-clouded our way up to Calicoon to get wasted for a few days. So we're sh:tfaced around this huge bonfire (we were throwing picnic tables and anything else we could find in there) and around an hour before a dozen NYS Park Police show up to throw us out, I'm looking at my friend Scotty and I'm like DUDE, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR FOREHEAD? He was allergic to the skeeters and he musta gotten bit between the eyes, because he looked like a Cro-Mag looking in a funhouse mirror, his entire forehead was massively swollen. When you pressed into the swollen mass with a finger, it looked exactly like those bagel foreheads -- and stayed like that for like ten minutes.

That forehead sh:t + mescaline? Psychotic LOLLZAS

[Peebag]

Originally Posted by shakin318

****ALERT: "Cool Story Bro" OPP******


Right after high school me and five or six buds piled into my van (it was the early 80s, vans still rocked) and storm-clouded our way up to Calicoon to get wasted for a few days. So we're sh:tfaced around this huge bonfire (we were throwing picnic tables and anything else we could find in there) and around an hour before a dozen NYS Park Police show up to throw us out, I'm looking at my friend Scotty and I'm like DUDE, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR FOREHEAD? He was allergic to the skeeters and he musta gotten bit between the eyes, because he looked like a Cro-Mag looking in a funhouse mirror, his entire forehead was massively swollen. When you pressed into the swollen mass with a finger, it looked exactly like those bagel foreheads -- and stayed like that for like ten minutes.

That forehead sh:t + mescaline? Psychotic LOLLZAS

Your parents must have been proud.

[shakin318]

Originally Posted by Peebag

Your parents must have been proud.

They weren't there. I guess I should have clarified that for the colostomy bag crowd.