How Booze Built America

[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by Jets Things

LOL appletini

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

I agree with you that he seems like a really cool, down to earth guy.

I agree with Borgo that he is approaching levels of massive over exposure. And as much as I love Deadliest Catch (probably my favorite show), the After the Catch episodes with Rowe and the captains in a bar are painfully contrived.

And for the Tebow's sakes, lose the stupid unbranded ball cap. The guy is always dressed like a 7 year old.

So slap-able it's not funny. I ever meet Rowe, he gets a fist to the schnoz on principle.

[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

So slap-able it's not funny. I ever meet Rowe, he gets a fist to the schnoz on principle.

Trucks, jeans, booze. National commercials with a woman 20 years younger "checking out his business". I don't know if this guy saved the Pope in a previous existance, but whatever we owe him, consider it Paid in Full.

TIme to shut down Mike's "brand".

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

Trucks, jeans, booze. National commercials with a woman 20 years younger "checking out his business". I don't know if this guy saved the Pope in a previous existance, but whatever we owe him, consider it Paid in Full.

TIme to shut down Mike's "brand".

What incenses me about the guy is his look to the camera as he makes one of his scripted "quips". Like he's taking a pause to allow us to bask in the greatness of his comedic genius. Rowe, you suck!

[Carlton]

Originally Posted by 32green

Too bad they dont tell the other side of the story where a successful Chicago surburbanite ends up shrunken, slope-shouldered, bleary-eyed shut-in....swatting madly at imagined tormenters on his Vermont property...wife quietly weeping at a table piled high with peaches no one will ever eat.

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This is straight gold.

[Big L]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

What incenses me about the guy is his look to the camera as he makes one of his scripted "quips". Like he's taking a pause to allow us to bask in the greatness of his comedic genius. Rowe, you suck!

Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

Trucks, jeans, booze. National commercials with a woman 20 years younger "checking out his business". I don't know if this guy saved the Pope in a previous existance, but whatever we owe him, consider it Paid in Full.

TIme to shut down Mike's "brand".

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by Big L

LOL. I liked Rowe. But now? He's become an egotistical dick.

That's what happens when you over-saturate the market with his presence. I mean, let's face it, Rowe is a marginal talent at best. They're marketing him like a media superstar, which he is not.

[brady's a catcher]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

LOL. I liked Rowe. But now? He's become an egotistical dick.

That's what happens when you over-saturate the market with his presence. I mean, let's face it, Rowe is a marginal talent at best. They're marketing him like a media superstar, which he is not.

He'll be caught in a hotel room blowing an alpaca while getting butt-reamed by an Albanian shemale, and order will be returned to the universe. You watch.

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by brady's a catcher

He'll be caught in a hotel room blowing an alpaca while getting butt-reamed by an Albanian shemale, and order will be returned to the universe. You watch.

God willing.

[Bonhomme Richard]

Originally Posted by 32green

oh, and I dress the same way, but with branded baseball hats, Bonehome


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You're not on TV.

[crossfire]

Originally Posted by 32green

oh, and I dress the same way, but with branded baseball hats, Bonehome


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[32green]

Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

You're not on TV.

How do YOU know?

Originally Posted by crossfire

In a sense you are calling yourself a doosh since you have a head and a 'puter also.


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[WestCoastOffensive]

dyin here

[BURGERMIKE]

Originally Posted by brady's a catcher

He'll be caught in a hotel room blowing an alpaca while getting butt-reamed by an Albanian shemale, and order will be returned to the universe. You watch.

Ive had romance with an Albanian shemale, and this world is still in turmoil.

















Figured I would go down as the savior, instead I needed penicilliun

[crossfire]

Originally Posted by 32green

In a sense you are calling yourself a doosh since you have a head and a 'puter also.

I post in the Hampur... I thought being a doosh was a prerequisite?

[brady's a catcher]

Originally Posted by BURGERMIKE

Ive had romance with an Albanian shemale, and this world is still in turmoil.
















Figured I would go down as the savior, instead I needed penicilliun

That was you? I never did get the stains out of my alpaca costume. Cost me my deposit.