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Old 09-28-2012, 08:35 AM   #1
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Talking The Worst Movie Death Scene Ever...
also happens to be the best


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No one does terrible death scenes quite like the Turkish.

Of course, I'm basing that generalization soley on this single death scene from the mid-'70s martial-arts masterpiece Kareteci Kiz (or Karate Girl).

But, given just how unassailably horrendous this death scene is, I feel confident in warning you to prepare that simultaneous thrill and infinite sadness that comes from having witnesses the worst death scene ever and knowing that no death scene will ever be worse.
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Old 09-28-2012, 08:37 AM   #2
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LOL. That was comically bad, which makes it brilliant.

I like this one. Makes me LOL every time.
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Old 09-28-2012, 08:51 AM   #3
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No need to go further than :06.

Priceless hampur face.

Anyone notice the sloped shoulders?

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Old 09-28-2012, 08:54 AM   #4
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LOL. That was comically bad, which makes it brilliant.

I like this one. Makes me LOL every time.
Lol...file that one under "just when you thought your day couldnt get any worse thplat"

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Old 09-28-2012, 08:57 AM   #5
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Lol...file that one under "just when you thought your day couldnt get any worse thplat"

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Right? I love how the director dumps like seven gallons of red goo on the windshield for the final shot. Why do we laugh at this stuff?
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Old 09-28-2012, 09:04 AM   #6
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Not quite a death scene, but I always get a kick out of this one:
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Old 09-28-2012, 09:07 AM   #7
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I want to see that rat bastid Fredo take the bullet and head explode, not this cop out.
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Old 09-28-2012, 09:53 AM   #9
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No need to go further than :06.

Priceless hampur face.

Anyone notice the sloped shoulders?

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And a few more:
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Old 09-28-2012, 10:00 AM   #10
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LMAO, I wish I wasnt at work so I could make a gif of it, Im stuck at work so its blocked. But I cant stop watching it on my phone.
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Old 09-28-2012, 10:04 AM   #11
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Similar to my reaction upon opening a "start Tebow" thread.
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Old 09-28-2012, 10:24 AM   #12
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what's with the miniature furniture? was this filmed chez Stokes??
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LOL. That was comically bad, which makes it brilliant.

I like this one. Makes me LOL every time.

1:07 -- typical female reaction upon encountering downside at an bar
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Old 09-28-2012, 10:40 AM   #14
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Scarface chainsaw scene came to mind.... but Hostel had a few bad ones.
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Right? I love how the director dumps like seven gallons of red goo on the windshield for the final shot. Why do we laugh at this stuff?

YOu can see the head rolling off.



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I'm already harassing innocent posters with it in other threads.


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Old 09-28-2012, 12:17 PM   #18
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That was awesome
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Old 09-28-2012, 12:47 PM   #19
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LOL. That was comically bad, which makes it brilliant.

I like this one. Makes me LOL every time.
The first scene I thought of. I was about to look it up when I saw your beat me to it.
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