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Old 09-30-2012, 10:16 PM   #1
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LOL @ "we're in first place in the division"

I could dig it after last week. But after this? It's kinda like driving a car off a cliff, and while it's sailing down through the air towards the rocks below, thinking "hey, at this very moment the car is in perfect shape!"

Last week was our high point, boys.
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Old 09-30-2012, 10:20 PM   #2
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Next game is huge
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Old 09-30-2012, 10:20 PM   #3
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I've always been a glass half full guy even during the worst of times, but this team is in the verge epic collapse.
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Old 09-30-2012, 10:21 PM   #4
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Does the car hit the rocks next week, or is it still sailing through the air?
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Old 09-30-2012, 10:21 PM   #5
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I feel like I'm about to get a bj from a hot chick and then she repeatedly punches me in the balls.







































What were we talking about?
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Old 09-30-2012, 10:22 PM   #6
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Next game is huge
So is your azz.
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Old 09-30-2012, 10:24 PM   #7
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I feel like I'm about to get a bj from a hot chick and then she repeatedly punches me in the balls.
That is hilariously accurate.
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Old 09-30-2012, 10:25 PM   #8
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No no no. How about this?

The car is flying towards the rocks, but the curveball is that the car actually has wings and we're just trying to hit the button and have the wings come out before the car hits the rocks.

I think you'll see that the wings will come out in time and the car will fly away like a JET.

ALL THE WAY TO NEW ORLEANS
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Old 09-30-2012, 10:27 PM   #9
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Does the car hit the rocks next week, or is it still sailing through the air?
It's a super slo-mo action shot, with Rex behind the wheel and Tanny next to him in the front seat, hugging each other with a horrified look at the approaching rocks below. They're screaming in unison "N - O - O - O - O - O - O - O - O," but it's a really really low voice (super slo-mo). Woody is in the trunk like the monkey from Speed Racer.

Hope that helps.
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Old 09-30-2012, 10:31 PM   #10
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It's a super slo-mo action shot, with Rex behind the wheel and Tanny next to him in the front seat, hugging each other with a horrified look at the approaching rocks below. They're screaming in unison "N - O - O - O - O - O - O - O - O," but it's a really really low voice (super slo-mo). Woody is in the trunk like the monkey from Speed Racer.

Hope that helps.
Jesus fish on the back for Tebow? Even he couldn't get God behind us. Wait.. F that.. Just get him to not hate us.
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Old 09-30-2012, 10:33 PM   #11
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Yes. Right next to the "I BRAKE FOR SNACKS" bumper sticker.
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Old 09-30-2012, 10:47 PM   #12
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time to break this out:

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It's a super slo-mo action shot, with Rex behind the wheel and Tanny next to him in the front seat, hugging each other with a horrified look at the approaching rocks below. They're screaming in unison "N - O - O - O - O - O - O - O - O," but it's a really really low voice (super slo-mo). Woody is in the trunk like the monkey from Speed Racer.

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Gotcha. 12 more weeks of slo-mo. Or they hit the rocks in week 13, and the last 3 weeks is slo-mo replays of the explosion.
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