Woody Johnson - The name says it all

[3rd_Times_A_Charm]

Both the guy's first and last names are alternatives to the word penis.

Imagine if our owner's name was Erect Penis. He would be laughed out of the job within minutes.

How is Woody Johnson's name any different?

[C Mart]

Thanks for that insightful observation


Mods, please Dump!

[rextilleon]

Originally Posted by 3rd_Times_A_Charm

Both the guy's first and last names are alternatives to the word penis.

Imagine if our owner's name was Weiner Penis. He would be laughed out of the job within minutes.

How is Woody Johnson's name any different?

I bet you his real name is Woodward Johnson or something blue blood sounding like that.

[Nike]

this is the most humour on this site in weeks. woody woodpecker johnson.

[Jetfan16]

A friend of mine was saying yesterday that apparently the Jets had a quarterback named Dick Wood in the early 60's?

[Buzzsaw]

[Buzzsaw]

[AbstraKt]

I'm guessing you've never had this problem:

[AbstraKt]

Originally Posted by Jetfan16

A friend of mine was saying yesterday that apparently the Jets had a quarterback named Dick Wood in the early 60's?

[Apache 51]

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[Jetfan16]

Originally Posted by AbstraKt

I'm guessing you've never had this problem:

That one always amazed me. Never heard of Dick Pole on the Red Sox before, but seriously, if your family's last name is Trickle, how can you do it to your child and name him Richard?