D*ck will make you slap somebody

[32green]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Usually, a female expects a minimum amount of incursion.

Thats precisely what I deliver. You'd think they'd be grateful.







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[Dirtstar]

Originally Posted by 32green

Thats precisely what I deliver. You'd think they'd be grateful.

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lmao.


now that's something to put on your resume

[jetstream23]

Originally Posted by 32green

Thats precisely what I deliver. You'd think they'd be grateful.





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Meh. They're never grateful. In fact I never even got a thank you from two girls after I let them play jump rope with mine.

[WestCoastOffensive]

Yeah? But what about what a slap will do to you?


Hmmm.

[Dirtstar]

Originally Posted by Gata

Someone linked me to this... Immediately thought it was "Hampur Material"


Take your mind off of the loss and enjoy the lols

admit it, you were searching for "dick slap" on teh youtoobz...






for academic research, of course.

[Gata]

Originally Posted by Dirtstar

admit it, you were searching for "dick slap" on teh youtoobz...






for academic research, of course.

I was looking for new moves and came across this bad boy.

[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by Gata

I was looking for new moves and came across this bad boy.

What kind of 'new moves' ?

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by Fishooked

What kind of 'new moves' ?

If Gata says those found on abbywinters, I will lose it. Literally.

[quantum]

Originally Posted by Gata

I was looking for new moves and came across this bad boy.

LMAO - you'll either be BEST GF EVA, or worst. Jury's still out...

[FF2®]

[Dimitri_0515]

Originally Posted by Gata

I was looking for new moves and came across this bad boy.

[jackhuntr]

Originally Posted by Gata

I was looking for new moves and came across this bad boy.

[dmitexxi]

LMAO the d1ck is a heat seeking missile filled with information


hahahaha

[dmitexxi]

Originally Posted by Gata

I was looking for new moves and came across this bad boy.

You just surpassed this chick



Will you Marry me

[jetstream23]

Originally Posted by Gata

I was looking for new moves and came across this bad boy.

lol

I can only imagine the pervs filling your box here these days.

EDIT: I meant Inbox of course.....and with information.

[crossfire]

Originally Posted by Gata

I was looking for new moves and came across this bad boy.

[southside]

Originally Posted by crossfire

RAR

[Jetworks]

Originally Posted by SAR I

I'm in bed recovering from hernia surgery. Video?

SAR I

In bed?!?! Was it an inguinal hernia? If so, please retrieve your ballsack from wherever you left it and get your sorry ass up and about. Sheesh.

[Gata]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

If Gata says those found on abbywinters, I will lose it. Literally.

NO LMAO

Originally Posted by quantum

LMAO - you'll either be BEST GF EVA, or worst. Jury's still out...

Thanks, I'll ask my next bf

Originally Posted by Fishooked

What kind of 'new moves' ?

The kind that will make you slap somebody in the face!

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by Gata

Thanks, I'll ask my next bf

We doing dinner after our hike and apple picking? Or heading straight back to the B&B?