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Fishooked · 10-04-2012, 08:48 PM

I saw the commercial on the Weather Channel and thought for sure this had to be some sort of joke.

http://www.weather.com/tv/tvshows/iceberghunters

Then I was like

Lone Star Lady · 10-05-2012, 12:04 AM

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The Richards family starts to worry as they have to travel farther and farther out to sea in order to find an iceberg. Follow the crew as they continue the hunt.

Each spring the Arctic Circle releases thousands of skyscraper-sized icebergs that flow into the North Atlantic Ocean. Strong currents push these dangerous icebergs toward the coast of Newfoundland, where they form the most densely-packed gathering of icebergs on earth: a deadly obstacle course known as "Iceberg Alley." The treacherous waters are avoided at all costs by boat captains, except for a little-known group of "iceberg hunters." These brave men search out, wrangle and harvest the ice, bringing it back to land and selling it to water bottling plants.

wrangle ice?
seriously?

guess it's somewhat more interesting than Dance Moms and the other putrid crap of reality shows on some channels

crasherino · 10-05-2012, 06:20 AM

This concept was actually introduced in the movie Brewsters Millions. It basically served as one of any absurd ideas he latched on to in order to throw away his inheritance money.

They wanted to put a motor into an iceberg and sail it up to the middle east to bring water to those "thirsty arab farmers". I guess fast forward 25 years, they figured it out.

DDNYjets · 10-05-2012, 07:37 AM

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Each spring the Arctic Circle releases thousands of skyscraper-sized icebergs that flow into the North Atlantic Ocean. Strong currents push these dangerous icebergs toward the coast of Newfoundland, where they form the most densely-packed gathering of icebergs on earth: a deadly obstacle course known as "Iceberg Alley." The treacherous waters are avoided at all costs by boat captains, except for a little-known group of "iceberg hunters." These brave men search out, wrangle and harvest the ice, bringing it back to land and selling it to water bottling plants.

Iceberg water must be good.

Big L · 10-05-2012, 08:31 AM

Thanks to Obama and his cronies, we can expect more of this.

WestCoastOffensive · 10-05-2012, 12:54 PM

Remember when Hamas almost blew up Zionist rapper "Ice" Berg?

sect313 · 10-05-2012, 01:12 PM

do you really need to hunt for an iceberg? those f*ckers are kind of big

Jets Things · 10-05-2012, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by crasherino

This concept was actually introduced in the movie Brewsters Millions. It basically served as one of any absurd ideas he latched on to in order to throw away his inheritance money.

They wanted to put a motor into an iceberg and sail it up to the middle east to bring water to those "thirsty arab farmers". I guess fast forward 25 years, they figured it out.

They'd only lose 18% during travel!!

crossfire · 10-05-2012, 01:34 PM

So this is the real reason the polar ice caps are melting... their being MURDERED!!!

Wait till PETI hears about this.

crossfire · 10-05-2012, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Jets Things

They'd only lose 18% during travel!!

Hmmm.... less of a loss than those incurred by people selling back their PSLs.

32green · 10-05-2012, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by sect313

do you really need to hunt for an iceberg? those f*ckers are kind of big

Near.......

Faaar....

Whereeeeeeeeeeeeeever you are...

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crossfire · 10-05-2012, 01:38 PM

Iceberg will make you slap somebody.

crossfire · 10-05-2012, 01:39 PM

32green · 10-05-2012, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by crossfire

Iceberg will make you slap somebody.

Hey Stokes's pool.

Sweet.

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crossfire · 10-05-2012, 01:50 PM

Can a show about iceberg hunters actually become popular?

I mean.... what are the chances???

32green · 10-05-2012, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by crossfire

Can a show about iceberg hunters actually become popular?

I mean.... what are the chances???

lol...ah the internets.

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brady's a catcher · 10-05-2012, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by crossfire

So this is the real reason the polar ice caps are melting... their being MURDERED!!!

Wait till PETI hears about this.

That seems unwise.

Ruby2 · 10-05-2012, 02:41 PM

They should combine this show with the conjoined twins show.

Conjoined Twin Iceberg Hunters = Win

frostlich · 10-05-2012, 02:42 PM

How does the suspense angle work on that show?

Stay tuned next week. IceBerg moves another inch...OR DOES IT?!?!

How does one hunt an iceberg? Do you sneak up on it or do you stand there motionless waiting to pounce as it slowly drifts by?

crossfire · 10-05-2012, 02:50 PM

When asked why he climbed the phallic iceberg, Stokes had only these words to say...

"Because it's there"

10-04-2012, 08:48 PM	#1
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,717	Iceberg Hunters...So Apparently This Is Like... A Real TV Show I saw the commercial on the Weather Channel and thought for sure this had to be some sort of joke. http://www.weather.com/tv/tvshows/iceberghunters Then I was like

10-05-2012, 01:39 PM	#13
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,674	Last edited by crossfire; 10-05-2012 at 01:45 PM.

10-05-2012, 06:20 AM	#3
crasherino Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: NYC Posts: 16,826	This concept was actually introduced in the movie Brewsters Millions. It basically served as one of any absurd ideas he latched on to in order to throw away his inheritance money. They wanted to put a motor into an iceberg and sail it up to the middle east to bring water to those "thirsty arab farmers". I guess fast forward 25 years, they figured it out.

10-05-2012, 08:31 AM	#5
Big L Plus six thousand posts Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,063	Thanks to Obama and his cronies, we can expect more of this.

10-05-2012, 12:54 PM	#6
WestCoastOffensive Lying to the Smithsonian Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,659	Remember when Hamas almost blew up Zionist rapper "Ice" Berg?

10-05-2012, 01:12 PM	#7
sect313 Numb All League Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 4,619	do you really need to hunt for an iceberg? those f*ckers are kind of big

10-05-2012, 01:34 PM	#9
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,674	So this is the real reason the polar ice caps are melting... their being MURDERED!!! Wait till PETI hears about this.

10-05-2012, 01:38 PM	#12
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,674	Iceberg will make you slap somebody.

10-05-2012, 01:50 PM	#15
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,674	Can a show about iceberg hunters actually become popular? I mean.... what are the chances???

10-05-2012, 02:41 PM	#18
Ruby2 Patron and Grapefruit Juice Bitchess!!! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Jerseystrong Posts: 17,025	They should combine this show with the conjoined twins show. Conjoined Twin Iceberg Hunters = Win

10-05-2012, 02:42 PM	#19
frostlich Get it done Shidzik! All League Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,965	How does the suspense angle work on that show? Stay tuned next week. IceBerg moves another inch...OR DOES IT?!?! How does one hunt an iceberg? Do you sneak up on it or do you stand there motionless waiting to pounce as it slowly drifts by?

10-05-2012, 02:50 PM	#20
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,674	When asked why he climbed the phallic iceberg, Stokes had only these words to say... "Because it's there"