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Old 10-07-2012, 01:31 AM   #81
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Stokes will be back at some point. probably after he makes some Kraft Mac and Cheese and Shake and Bake chicken and posts photos here so all the boys can ooh and ahh and say what a great cook he is. Seriously, I've never seen such fawning over bbq pork chops and grilled peppers for crying out loud.

it's "Yastrzemzki."
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Old 10-07-2012, 08:09 AM   #82
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Stokes will be back at some point. probably after he makes some Kraft Mac and Cheese and Shake and Bake chicken and posts photos here so all the boys can ooh and ahh and say what a great cook he is. Seriously, I've never seen such fawning over bbq pork chops and grilled peppers for crying out loud.
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You sound like a jealous girl.




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Old 10-07-2012, 08:21 AM   #83
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If the stars align and Mark Sanchez somehow throws for 300 yards and 3 TDs in a miraculous Jets win on Monday night Stokes will come flying back into JI like one of those Mexican midget wrestlers off the top rope.
That's funny. He doesn't LOOK Mexican!
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Old 10-07-2012, 09:23 AM   #84
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You sound like a jealous girl.




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He's only a little jealous.
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Old 10-07-2012, 09:32 AM   #85
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He's only a little jealous.
Actually no. I already know how to bbq pork chops and peppers.
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Old 10-07-2012, 09:36 AM   #86
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Stokes will be back at some point. probably after he makes some Kraft Mac and Cheese and Shake and Bake chicken and posts photos here so all the boys can ooh and ahh and say what a great cook he is. Seriously, I've never seen such fawning over bbq pork chops and grilled peppers for crying out loud.
We don't exactly see you putting yourself out there for public scrutiny. Guy has more stones than most posters here.


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Why so dooshy?

Stokes is the man.
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Old 10-07-2012, 09:40 AM   #87
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We don't exactly see you putting yourself out there for public scrutiny. Guy has more stones than most posters here.




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Never said he didn't.

Although one has to wonder why then did he run away with his tail between his legs when things got tough for his QB?
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Old 10-07-2012, 10:50 AM   #88
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Stokes will be back at some point. probably after he makes some Kraft Mac and Cheese and Shake and Bake chicken and posts photos here so all the boys can ooh and ahh and say what a great cook he is. Seriously, I've never seen such fawning over bbq pork chops and grilled peppers for crying out loud.
LOL. Thought I would be the only one who remembered this spot, and product for that matter.



Don't think you folks get Vin's approach to lure back JS.
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Old 10-07-2012, 10:57 AM   #89
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LOL. Thought I would be the only one who remembered this spot, and product for that matter.



Don't think you folks get Vin's approach to lure back JS.
THIS guy gets it.....



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Old 10-07-2012, 11:10 AM   #90
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Right? Like I can't grill some f**king Mongolian garbage and make it look good sitting by an in-ground pool? Plus, everyone knows dwarves can't cook. It's not part of their genetic makeup.
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Old 10-07-2012, 11:14 AM   #91
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Right? Like I can't grill some f**king Mongolian garbage and make it look good sitting by an in-ground pool? Plus, everyone knows dwarves can't cook. It's not part of their genetic makeup.
Right on. Not to mention their stubby child fingers can barely hold onto a f'n spatula.
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Old 10-07-2012, 11:27 AM   #92
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Old 10-07-2012, 11:35 AM   #93
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Right on. Not to mention their stubby child fingers can barely hold onto a f'n spatula.
Speaking of kids, I showed my son the image of the pork chops. First words out of his mouth were, "Dad, why'd that kid with the five o'clock shadow burn the meat?"

I felt bad, so told him Stokes was mentally challenged. He understood and now wants to establish a fund to help pay for his college education. I didn't have the heart to tell him JS was fully grown and educated.
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Old 10-07-2012, 11:50 AM   #94
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Speaking of kids, I showed my son the image of the pork chops. First words out of his mouth were, "Dad, why'd that kid with the five o'clock shadow burn the meat?"

I felt bad, so told him Stokes was mentally challenged. He understood and now wants to establish a fund to help pay for his college education. I didn't have the heart to tell him JS was fully grown and educated.
He's a lawyer isn't he? Probably not well educated.
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Old 10-07-2012, 11:53 AM   #95
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Speaking of kids, I showed my son the image of the pork chops. First words out of his mouth were, "Dad, why'd that kid with the five o'clock shadow burn the meat?"

I felt bad, so told him Stokes was mentally challenged. He understood and now wants to establish a fund to help pay for his college education. I didn't have the heart to tell him JS was fully grown and educated.
A) LOL

B) You're a dick.

C) LOL
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:06 PM   #96
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I felt bad, so told him Stokes was mentally challenged. He understood and now wants to establish a fund to help
Just don't call it "Crappy Cooking for the Cure" or use pink in the logo.
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:31 PM   #97
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CANNOT BE REPLACED.

Suck on that Sally..
It boggles the mind.

Although when you consider that the source is an backwoods, wine box butt-chugger, it makes more sense.
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Old 10-07-2012, 01:04 PM   #98
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It boggles the mind.

Although when you consider that the source is an backwoods, wine box butt-chugger, it makes more sense.
most geniuses are not fully appreciated in their lifetime.
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Old 10-07-2012, 01:15 PM   #99
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It boggles the mind.

Although when you consider that the source is an backwoods, wine box butt-chugger, it makes more sense.
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Old 10-07-2012, 01:49 PM   #100
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Speaking of kids, I showed my son the image of the pork chops. First words out of his mouth were, "Dad, why'd that kid with the five o'clock shadow burn the meat?"

I felt bad, so told him Stokes was mentally challenged. He understood and now wants to establish a fund to help pay for his college education. I didn't have the heart to tell him JS was fully grown and educated.
LMAO
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