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Old 10-08-2012, 09:45 AM   #1
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Official Hampur Homo Sex-Ons vs. NY Jets Gameday Thread

I'll save Fish the shame of creating this thread.



Just to recap-

What time is the game on? Night time.

Can i haz ribz? No.

Is the game on in Jacksonville? Possibly.

Thanks to Obama and his cronies, can we expect more of this? Yes.

Dick make you slap somebody? I wouldn't know.
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Old 10-08-2012, 09:52 AM   #2
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The play on words attempts of our game threads are NY Post worthy...but not in the good way.
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Old 10-08-2012, 09:56 AM   #3
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The Hampur is very anti-gay.
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Old 10-08-2012, 09:58 AM   #4
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I'll save Fish the shame of creating this thread.



Just to recap-

What time is the game on? Night time.

Can i haz ribz? No.

Is the game on in Jacksonville? Possibly.

Thanks to Obama and his cronies, can we expect more of this? Yes.

Dick make you slap somebody? I wouldn't know.

Did you forget your shame of the last one you created?

Personally, I would have worked in "Poo-ston' into the title.
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Old 10-08-2012, 09:59 AM   #5
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The Hampur is very anti-gay.
The Hampur takes all kinds.
It does not discriminate.
You can't stop it, you can only hope to contain it.
Listen, and understand. That Hampur is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
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Old 10-08-2012, 10:16 AM   #6
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The Hampur is very anti-gay.
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The Hampur takes all kinds.
It does not discriminate.
Except short people.


or French fried fagg*ts.



..and if you're a short French fried fagg*t....
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Old 10-08-2012, 10:20 AM   #7
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I am a gay American.

(n hm)
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Old 10-08-2012, 10:23 AM   #8
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Old 10-08-2012, 10:31 AM   #9
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We have a Chance.
Does 'any given Sunday' work on Mondays too?
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Old 10-08-2012, 10:36 AM   #10
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Did you forget your shame of the last one you created?

Personally, I would have worked in "Poo-ston' into the title.
Poo-ston has a nice ring to it... I'm gonna use this one.
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Old 10-08-2012, 10:38 AM   #11
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RELEASE THE TEBOW!!!

Not really.. just mentally preparing myself for the mess.
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Old 10-08-2012, 10:40 AM   #12
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Does 'any given Sunday' work on Mondays too?
Your avy.
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Your avy.
Then we're screwed for sure.
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Old 10-08-2012, 10:48 AM   #14
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TBH I am dreading the game tonight. Hard to see much of a positive outcome.

Which of course means Jets win by 31 somehow, reignite all the homer-talk, and lead us to even greater dissapointment next week and on. SOJ.
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Old 10-08-2012, 10:55 AM   #15
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TBH I am dreading the game tonight. Hard to see much of a positive outcome.

Which of course means Jets win by 31 somehow, reignite all the homer-talk, and lead us to even greater dissapointment next week and on. SOJ.
Monday night games are the worst for overseas fans.

You go to bed knowing kickoff is a few hours away. Most of the time, the quality and score is never equal to the effort I put into either waking up at 5 AM to watch the game, or staying away from the NFL coverage all Tuesday if I watch it Tuesday night.

No way I'm puting any effort into this one. I'll click on nfl.com when I wake up to see the score....which is an obvious sign they'll play awesome and game will be for the ages.
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Monday night games are the worst for overseas fans.

You go to bed knowing kickoff is a few hours away. Most of the time, the quality and score is never equal to the effort I put into either waking up at 5 AM to watch the game, or staying away from the NFL coverage all Tuesday if I watch it Tuesday night.

No way I'm puting any effort into this one. I'll click on nfl.com when I wake up to see the score....which is an obvious sign they'll play awesome and game will be for the ages.
Your not a real Jets fan
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Old 10-08-2012, 11:02 AM   #17
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Monday night games are the worst for overseas fans.
Yep!!!! Greenwich Mean Time rocks !!!!
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I am a gay American.

(n hm)
He's back!
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Feel strange this morning....the usual desire to kill myself is...missing?...wtf...and then I remembered the GAME IS ON TONIGHT!
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The Hampur is very anti-gay.
a ghey has posted in this thread, i have proof.

i won't expose him because I'm pro-ghey.

but he better watch his step.
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