Olivia Wilde's vajayjay died....but is now resurrected!

[jetstream23]

Fwewh! Thank goodness.

http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2012/10...r-vagina-died/

Olivia Wilde on that time when her vagina died

Olivia Wilde is supremely happy with her boyfriend Jason Sudeikis - so much so, she's sharing the good news at speaking engagements.

As New York Magazine's Vulture reports, Wilde was speaking during an evening of monologues hosted by Glamour magazine called "These Girls." As Sudeikis and other attendees listened in, Wilde discussed the dissolution of her first marriage: "I felt like my vagina died," she said.



Or, to put it another way, like it was "lights out" down there. While it's possible to "lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner and tell them everything on the homefront is just peachy ... you cannot lie to your vagina."

And as a woman who's invested in complete honesty below the belt, she was forthright above the belt too, telling the audience about how great the sex is in her new relationship.

"We have sex like Kenyan marathon runners," Wilde said, revealing that she's fallen "blissfully, hopefully, wildly in love" with her "SNL" star.

And so, Wilde advises, if you want to know you're with the right person, you need to start thinking with your vagina.

"Men are not allowed to be the only ones thinking with their genitals," she told Vulture.

[jetstream23]

And just to make sure everyone knows who we're talkin' about...

[WestCoastOffensive]

Timmy was explaining to me that this relationship will not end well.

[jetstream23]

Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

Timmy was explaining to me that this relationship will not end well.

Well I think Timmy has been lying to his vagina.

[crossfire]

Originally Posted by Olivia Wilde

I felt like my vagina died.

Originally Posted by jetstream23

And just to make sure everyone knows who we're talkin' about...

So her vagina diec and came back to life?

Thanks to Ms. Wilde, I no longer fear the undead.

[21st Amendment]

I would of gave it mouth to mouth. I took a class for that.

[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

Timmy was explaining to me that this relationship will not end well.

Maybe his neighbor can throw a bucket of water on it.

[Borgoguy]

First January Jones, now Olivia Wilde? I f**king hate Jason Sudaikis.

Forget school, tell your kids to go into show business. That's how someone like Sudaikis scores gorgeous chicks a minimum of talent.

[32green]

Originally Posted by jetstream23

"I felt like my vagina died"

Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

Timmy was explaining to me that this relationship will not end well.

+1

That, right there, is flat out..... crazy talk.

I'm hoping Jason realizes this and is merely along for a brief carnal ride....because sooner or later this loon's vajayjay will die on him too...and his cats will start disappearing...car scratched....hang up calls...

I see the whole thing and it aint good.

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[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by 32green

+1

That, right there, is flat out..... crazy talk.

I'm hoping Jason realizes this and is merely along for a brief carnal ride....because sooner or later this loon's vajayjay will die on him too...and his cats will start disappearing...car scratched....hang up calls...

I see the whole thing and it aint good.

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[32green]

Originally Posted by Fishooked

Precisely.








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[DDNYjets]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

First January Jones, now Olivia Wilde? I f**king hate Jason Sudaikis.

Forget school, tell your kids to go into show business. That's how someone like Sudaikis scores gorgeous chicks a minimum of talent.

She was married to a prince. You can pretty much guarantee he did not service her orally. Poor thing was deprived. Then this doosh comes along and gives her something she hasn't gotten in years and he looks like a stud. Odds are he probably isn't even THAT good, it is all relative to that loser ex-hubby of hers.

[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by 32green

Precisely.








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That's her, btw. Not sure in what context, I just copy & paste theengs.

[Fishooked]

Her real last name is 'Cockburn'.

True story.

[32green]

Originally Posted by Fishooked

Her real last name is 'Cockburn'.

Better than Sphincterpunch.

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by DDNYjets

She was married to a prince. You can pretty much guarantee he did not service her orally. Poor thing was deprived. Then this doosh comes along and gives her something she hasn't gotten in years and he looks like a stud. Odds are he probably isn't even THAT good, it is all relative to that loser ex-hubby of hers.

That's a lock.

I've alluded to this a few times: Back in grad school, I was with a chick who just got out of a long time relationship with her boyfriend. That first night together, no joke, she had like 10 orally-administered orgasms in about a 10 minute period, after which she broke out into hysterical sobs.

Thinking I did something to upset her, I asked what was up? She indicated that my tongue/mouth work was the first she had ever received. This chick then proceeded to give me an insane BJ, after which we f**ked like crazed people, whereupon she had another two or three orgasms.

Guaranteed, I could get Wilde off like she has never experienced. That putz Sudakis just happened to be in the right place at the right time.

[32green]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

That putz Sudakis just happened to be in the right place at the right time.

Oh he'll get his, dont worry. He will suffer at the hands of this googly eyed banshee.

THough I wasnt a fan of Sudakis on SNL...I saw him in a couple of flicks and was actually surprised to find him amusing.




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[Bonhomme Richard]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

First January Jones, now Olivia Wilde? I f**king hate Jason Sudaikis.

Forget school, tell your kids to go into show business. That's how someone like Sudaikis scores gorgeous chicks a minimum of talent.

That was my thought too. How could that dopey, smarmy douche bag both of those women?

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by 32green

Oh he'll get his, dont worry. He will suffer at the hands of this googly eyed banshee.

THough I wasnt a fan of Sudakis on SNL...I saw him in a couple of flicks and was actually surprised to find him amusing.




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I find him one-dimensional and unfunny. Whilst it lasts, enjoy Olivia's buchiach, Jason.

Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

That was my thought too. How could that dopey, smarmy douche bag both of those women?

He just bugs me. That's the most talented "actor" you can find for SNL? Lorne Micheals is another tool.

[southside]

Originally Posted by jetstream23

Well I think Timmy has been lying to his vagina.

I lold.