I Know how to fake an orgasm

[Dirtstar]

Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

Well, we can't lay on our stomachs, now, can we??


HEYYY OHHHH

JetsFings begs to differ.

[DDNYjets]

I have never faked one but I have "soft popped" before.

[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by Dirtstar

JetsFings begs to differ.

Those molds aren't making themselves!


Back to work people!

[southparkcpa]

Originally Posted by quantum

I can fake them also. The hard part is making stuff come out.

Spit on his back.....Er, I meant her.

[thebigragu]

I just go limp. Let them think about that for awhile by God

[Jets Things]

Originally Posted by Dirtstar

JetsFings begs to differ.

What the-

Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

Those molds aren't making themselves!

Back to work people!

I've said before, the dils are forged, NOT injection molded. Tooling costs in China are astronomical and good luck getting it domestically.

[Peebag]

Originally Posted by DDNYjets

I have never faked one but I have "soft popped" before.

This here is funny stuff and not the "soft Pooped" kind.

[SAR I]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

LOL. It's true. Other than when I first began having sex, I always act the gentleman by first bringing the ladies off "linguistically" before heading into the chasm of delight for their round two and my round one.

+1

I have never allowed a partner to give me oral sex because it's disrespectful to women.

SAR I

[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by Jets Things

l and good luck getting it domestically.

Boy howdy!

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by SAR I

+1

I have never allowed a partner to give me oral sex because it's disrespectful to women.

SAR I

I disagree. IMO, ignoring, or omitting entirely, a females glossa, glottis, uvula, as well as myriad other structures found in the oral cavity, during lovemaking may lead to loss of her sexual identity, if not a complete denuding of the person's self worth.

It is with this in mind that I always allow a female to revel in the enjoyment of slathering my phallus with her salivary secretions, as well as savoring its essence and eventual release of my ejaculatory fluid.

[Jets Things]

Originally Posted by SAR I

+1

I have never allowed a partner to give me oral sex because it's disrespectful to women.

SAR I

It must be really hard for them. You denying them your essence and they wanting nothing more than to drop to their knees in the presence of a leased 3 series.

[Bonhomme Richard]

Originally Posted by Jets Things

It must be really hard for them. You denying them your essence and they wanting nothing more than to drop to their knees in the presence of a leased 3 series.

Lol

[crossfire]

Originally Posted by Jets Things

It must be really hard for them. You denying them your essence and they wanting nothing more than to drop to their knees in the presence of a leased 3 series.

[32green]

Originally Posted by SAR I

+1

I have never allowed a partner to give me oral sex

You work in a Law Firm?






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[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by 32green

You work in a Law Firm?






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[PlumberKhan]

Originally Posted by Jets Things

It must be really hard for them.

Maybe it blends in with the skin tags...

[dmitexxi]

Originally Posted by DDNYjets

I have never faked one but I have "soft popped" before.

Originally Posted by PlumberKhan

It's really easy to tell if a girl is faking or not. You're just trolling, Mr.....

How can you tell? Do you have time to get into it?

[PlumberKhan]

Originally Posted by dmitexxi

How can you tell? Do you have time to get into it?

Vaginal contractions, lolz.......

[jetstream23]

Originally Posted by Olivia Wilde

I Know how to fake an orgasm

hmmm...Now the story gets interesting.