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Old 10-12-2012, 09:01 AM   #41
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Fair enough.

Apologies to all, especially Fishhooked.
Well said. I still like you, if not infinitesimally less.
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Old 10-12-2012, 09:12 AM   #42
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Dude, your nuts have fallen off.
corrected for spelling and truth.


Time machine bang? The implication is hotties at their apex of hotness, but before your time. Therefore, I chose, in no particular order:

Sophia Loren
Catherine Deneuve
Gina Lollobrigida
Stella Stevens, but only around the time of The Silencers

and of course,

Barbara Eden (truth be told, I'd hit it right now )


also: redhead from Thunderball with huge rack (paulie knows)
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Old 10-12-2012, 09:17 AM   #43
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Okay, these two nearly ruined my life as their dark, seductive looks became a slight obsession. They both have faces which, back in the 80s, pegged my attractiveness meter. Vanity (Denise Matthews) and Apollonia (Patricia Kotero) just kill me.






Wish I could post one shot of Vanity from Playboy.



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Old 10-12-2012, 09:26 AM   #44
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Loved the 80's

Borgo, maybe you can help me out with some pics. Samantha Fox and Shannon Tweed. Hot Dog the movie was may favorite.
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Old 10-12-2012, 09:27 AM   #45
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Old 10-12-2012, 09:33 AM   #46
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Loved the 80's

Borgo, maybe you can help me out with some pics. Samantha Fox and Shannon Tweed. Hot Dog the movie was may favorite.
What a friggin' body on the Page Three gal.









Forgot Shannon:


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Old 10-12-2012, 09:47 AM   #47
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Old 10-12-2012, 09:51 AM   #48
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Yeah....I'M the gay one. You have a page where you've "collected" and posted over 1000 GIFs, and I'M the gay one!


But it takes no time. Amirite?

Go away. People laugh at you, not with you.
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Old 10-12-2012, 09:59 AM   #49
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one of my biggest crushes growing up was Kelly Preston, particularly for her work in "Twins" (my other biggest crush was Arnold, yes homo).

Kelly's still hot today, but in her prime she offered a face/body combination that is hard to match by all historical standards.


this bedroom scene was practically burned into my retinas, and burned off on my VHS tape:





http://youtu.be/69vn_WxKBUs
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Old 10-12-2012, 10:02 AM   #50
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one of my biggest crushes growing up was Kelly Preston, particularly for her work in "Twins" (my other biggest crush was Arnold, yes homo).

Kelly's still hot today, but in her prime she offered a face/body combination that is hard to match by all historical standards.


this bedroom scene was practically burned into my retinas, and burned off on my VHS tape:
Great addition, DS. She's absolutely gorgeous.
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Old 10-12-2012, 10:05 AM   #51
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one of my biggest crushes growing up was Kelly Preston, particularly for her work in "Twins" (my other biggest crush was Arnold, yes homo).

Kelly's still hot today, but in her prime she offered a face/body combination that is hard to match by all historical standards.


this bedroom scene was practically burned into my retinas, and burned off on my VHS tape:





http://youtu.be/69vn_WxKBUs

She's awesome. Showed her tatas in Secret Admirer and they were outrageous

looked good in Holy Man with Eddie Murphy
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Old 10-12-2012, 10:09 AM   #52
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If I had a time machine I'd like to crush her



I beat my meat to her a lot as a teen
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Old 10-12-2012, 10:16 AM   #54
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Without question, I leap into the time machine to get a shot at Demi Moore from her days as Jackie Templeton on General Hospital. Once again, her dark looks (not to mention her raspy voice, which gives me chills as I imagine her uttering, "f**k me" or "I'm coming", during out lovemaking) push all the right buttons for me.






BTW, if you have not already seen the images, hunt on Google Demi's Penthouse "spread". Let's just say that I'd use my tongue as a machete as I explored her very hirsute, "old school", shrubbery. Wow, is that hot.

Sorry, none of the shots would fly against the JI TOS.

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Old 10-12-2012, 10:21 AM   #55
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Sherilynn Fenn...

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Old 10-12-2012, 10:30 AM   #56
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Sherilynn Fenn...

Good god, what a great choice. I was absolutely in love with her. Never missed an episode of David Lynch's Twin Peaks just to watch her Audry character. (You can see the type of dark haired woman which attracts me.)

Seek out scenes from Boxing Helena if you have not seen the flick. The stunning Sherilyn is an eye full. I always thought she looked like a young Elizabeth Taylor. Same incredible face/eyes.

EDIT: Finally came to me. Check out Fenn in the film, Two Moon Junction. She's nude in most of the flick.

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Old 10-12-2012, 10:42 AM   #57
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Seen 'em all! haha, I fell in love with her as a kid when i saw Thrashin'.
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Old 10-12-2012, 02:09 PM   #58
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Sherilynn Fenn...

Twin Peaks

She was the reason I watched. Great call.
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Old 10-12-2012, 02:52 PM   #59
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Although Tiffani Amber Thiessen is still gorgeous now, I would love to experience her charms circa her days on Beverly Hills 90210. What a stunning woman. Sherman, fire up the Way Back Machine.





There are two shots of Tiffani I wish to god I could post. Both are see-through and display her ample beauty.
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Old 10-12-2012, 03:23 PM   #60
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Speaking of Party Of Five - feel free to browse my album of Jennifer Love Hewitt gifs

http://fishooked.minus.com/mcn6LNefa


I love here. Just bookmarked this **** right here
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