Time Machine Bang

[thebigragu]

Originally Posted by crossfire

Jessica Lange.... super hot!

Her thighs and,ass stomach,everything in,that movie was pefect about her. Face oh God how much my parents thought I loved king Kong. Dad bought me old mighty Joe young tapes I was like,what's,with this,****. ****ing comas on this new galaxy phone keyboard suck.

[Apache 51]

She recently came out of the closet.

[thebigragu]

Originally Posted by Apache 51

She recently came out of the closet.

As old as she is now she can go right back in and lock the door

[JStokes]

Originally Posted by SONNY WERBLIN

carol alt

Here's a real time machine bang (although did not bang, but she was in our group of friends)--me and Carol Alt in HS.


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[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by JStokes

Here's a real time machine bang (although did not bang, but she was in our group of friends)--me and Carol Alt in HS.


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so much for your never smoking dope claim

and thanks for clearing up you didn't bang Carol Alt

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by crossfire

Also Cybill Shepherd was stunning.

Any guy who watches The Last Picture Show falls immediately in love with her.



Or in any other project.

[crossfire]

Originally Posted by JStokes

Here's a real time machine bang (although did not bang, but she was in our group of friends)--me and Carol Alt in HS.


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I went to school with Meg Ryan.

Her name is really Peggy Hyra. She was a senior when I was a freshman.

I was about stokes' height back then.

She was so hot back then...



Unfortunately she had some bad plastic surgery since.

[Apache 51]

Originally Posted by JStokes

Here's a real time machine bang (although did not bang, but she was in our group of friends)--me and Carol Alt in HS.


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Greschner ruined that.

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by crossfire

I went to school with Meg Ryan.

she looks like Crossfire just asked her out on a date.

[Apache 51]

Originally Posted by thebigragu

As old as she is now she can go right back in and lock the door

She was prolly munchin on the landing strip back then.

[Big L]

Now that this thread has turned in to "Who I Went to School With", I went to school with John Meyer.




Just sayin.

[Apache 51]

Originally Posted by crossfire

I went to school with Meg Ryan.

Her name is really Peggy Hyra. She was a senior when I was a freshman.

I was about stokes' height back then.

She was so hot back then...



Unfortunately she had some bad plastic surgery since.

Yeah, she ruined herself, or DJ.

[Big L]

Originally Posted by Apache 51

Yeah, she ruined herself, or DJ.

Yikes.

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by Big L

Now that this thread has turned in to "Who I Went to School With", I went to school with John Meyer.




Just sayin.

John Mayer and Giada

At a recent music event, this star spent some time regaling a group of guys with bawdy stories about his love life. There was a lot of macho posturing and laughing going on until someone asked him about a married celebrity with whom he had been rumored to have had a steamy affair.

Star’s tone immediately changed from jovial to bitter. “I wouldn’t know, because apparently it didn’t happen… according to her. Yeah, it didn’t happen 4, 5, 6, 7 times for about a year… according to her. According to her, we’re not even acquaintances.”

At this point, someone on his management team stepped in to the conversation, loudly claiming that it was time to go, but Star just couldn’t stop talking. “And, since I don’t know her, I also can’t comment on how much of a c*m freak she is. I’m just assuming that she is. I’m also assuming that underneath there’s a lot of kink going on.”

Star was then forcibly pulled away by his management, but on his way out the door, he couldn’t resist turning around with one last comment. “Oh, and another thing… if my c*ck wanted a p*rn star experience, she would be the one to call. Because I’ll bet she also has no gag reflex. Just a hunch.”

[32green]

Originally Posted by JStokes

Here's a real time machine bang (although did not bang, but she was in our group of friends)--me and Carol Alt in HS.


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Nice head, Barbarino.

Hey where's your other hand


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[Apache 51]

Frye boots, bell bottoms jeans, big comb in back pocket. Or is that BG and WCO?

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by JStokes

Here's a real time machine bang (although did not bang, but she was in our group of friends)--me and Carol Alt in HS.

Anyone in your coterie accomplish this milestone?

[crossfire]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

she looks like Crossfire just asked her out on a date.

Actually I had just shown her the sock that had been her stunt double.

[32green]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Anyone in your coterie accomplish this milestone?

Stokes hastily reaches up onto counter to grab a dictionary, which in turn slips over the edge knocking him unconscious...

Hilarity ensues

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by 32green

Stokes hastily reaches up onto counter to grab a dictionary, which in turn slips over the edge knocking him unconscious...

Hilarity ensues

Leave 'em alone. He's a lawyer, which means Stokes is, essentially, analphabet.