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Old 10-17-2012, 11:51 AM   #1
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W T F - Baby Born On SEPTA’s Broad Street Line

SEPTA Police Officer Loyd Rodgers and his partner gave the stork a helping hand after a female rider approached them at the Olney station on the Broad Street Subway line telling them she had just given birth aboard a northbound train.
There, nestled in her clothing, the officer saw a brand new baby boy, umbilical cord still attached.

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SEPTA Police Officer Loyd Rodgers and his partner gave the stork a helping hand after a female rider approached them at the Olney station on the Broad Street Subway line telling them she had just given birth aboard a northbound train.
There, nestled in her clothing, the officer saw a brand new baby boy, umbilical cord still attached.
....She told the cops that in the minutes since its birth, the baby, Demetrius jr., joined a gang, got a gold toof and stabbed a dude.....


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....She told the cops that in the minutes since its birth, the baby, Demetrius jr., joined a gang, got a gold toof and stabbed a dude.....


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Old 10-17-2012, 01:48 PM   #7
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Old 10-18-2012, 02:30 PM   #8
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in future they'll ask if he's an only child

"nope, Olney...are you dyslexic or sumpin'?"
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