Time Machine Bang

[32green]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Oh, what a mess I'd leave in the time machine with Bobbie Brown, she of the Warrant and Great White videos. "Sweet cheery pie", indeed.


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That.......is just insane.

Originally Posted by PMarsico9

Perhaps. Or perhaps because I'm in psychoville and Finkle is the mayor.

Now here's a good one for you guys. I had to take a English Lit class in college and of course we covered Shakespeare. So the teacher says:

"Tomorrow we're going to watch BBC's Romeo and Juliet." So of course I figured I could get some shuteye during class and have about 3 glasses of scotch before I head into that 3:30 PM class. So I got a nice edge going and I figure it will help me sleep through the film of which the story is effectively memorized at this point.

Then:

BAM!



19 year old Olivia Hussey!

Just as I'm about to pass out suddenly I'm watching a scene where this hot 19 year old is naked.........

Needless to say I was awake for the rest of that movie. Well worth it. She was effing hot. That pic doesn't even do her justice but I can't post the ones that do. They would violate ToS because the scene I'm talking about dominates her pics.

Also, I don't think you'd need a time machine to still bang Kim Basinger. She hasn't aged since she was like 22 or something.

+1 on Hussey


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[frostlich]

Originally Posted by Fishooked

come on man

Mods, please move to 'Hags I'd bag' when I was drunk and 20 thread.

Nothing worse than an ugly gal trying too hard to be hot....unless of course you're 20, drunk, it's 3am and the club/bar is closing.

[brady's a catcher]

Originally Posted by frostlich

Mods, please move to 'Hags I'd bag' when I was drunk and 20 thread.

Nothing worse than an ugly gal trying too hard to be hot....unless of course you're 20, drunk, it's 3am and the club/bar is closing.

I'd nostril bang her.

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by 32green

Is that Judd Hirsch?



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damnit that's who I was trying to think of



but if anyone ever wished Pete Townsend had a vagina, this chick would do nicely

[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by 32green

Lmao!

Is that Judd Hirsch?

Mebbe Latka?


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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

LOL! Dead on, especially the nose.

Originally Posted by HessStation

Looks like a young Pete Townsend.

Literally just got done choking on my lunch. :rol:

Ironic, since they both enjoyed success in the 80s

[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Oh, what a mess I'd leave in the time machine with Bobbie Brown, she of the Warrant and Great White videos. "Sweet cheery pie", indeed.

THE HOLY GRAIL!

KISS played that video on Guest VJ and Paul Stanley was Borgo-esque in his ardor. I was like "Stand down; that's my chick!"...until my fiancee asked me why I was getting ready to fight the TV.

"Uhhh...ummm...I HATE KISS!"

"Wow - how was 8th grade today?"

Originally Posted by HessStation

I mean sometimes I would just sit there watching MTV waiting...waiting for that Warrant video to fap to. I'd practically jump off the couch when it'd finally come on.

thats the spirit

[crossfire]

Originally Posted by Alkrotraz

girl who sang "All Night Passion". Used to play in clubs all the time from 1985 to around 1992. Had a ton of singles then poof it was over.

Originally Posted by Fishooked

come on man

Time Machine rights revoked!

[Snell41]

Originally Posted by Fishooked

come on man

This isn't even bad picture syndrome. You gotta seriously be hard up to fap to this



I'm talking 18 years in an all male prison kind of hard up.

[DDNYjets]

Originally Posted by Snell41

This isn't even bad picture syndrome. You gotta seriously be hard up to fap to this



I'm talking 18 years in an all male prison kind of hard up.

Well, his name is Alkrotraz.

[jackhuntr]

.......or Nicolas Cage?

[32green]

Originally Posted by jackhuntr

.......or Nicolas Cage?

Thats good!

As far as time machine bang with that beast, it would be throw her in it, bang the door shut....and press 1776 on the keypad.





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[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

THE HOLY GRAIL!

KISS played that video on Guest VJ and Paul Stanley was Borgo-esque in his ardor. I was like "Stand down; that's my chick!"...until my fiancee asked me why I was getting ready to fight the TV.

"Uhhh...ummm...I HATE KISS!"

"Wow - how was 8th grade today?"


thats the spirit

Originally Posted by crossfire

Time Machine rights revoked!

Originally Posted by Snell41

This isn't even bad picture syndrome. You gotta seriously be hard up to fap to this



I'm talking 18 years in an all male prison kind of hard up.

Originally Posted by DDNYjets

Well, his name is Alkrotraz.

Originally Posted by jackhuntr

.......or Nicolas Cage?

Well done, gents.

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by Traitor Jay & the Woodies

Dangerous video to fap to. A lot of long, blond hair in that video. Not all of it cherry pie...

lol


indeed, you might try and time it to get this




but any miscalculations and you could end up with

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by Fishooked

come on man

was there a reference to Paula Jones yet?

[Borgoguy]

Okay, I know she's a flake, but I'm going back to bang/munch Brenda Walsh (Shannen Doherty). I'm usually not this crude, but I will coat those choppers like I will be executed at sun up. And I could care less if Jim & Carol, Nat, Dylan, or Brandon are pi$$ed.

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by frostlich

Mods, please move to 'Hags I'd bag' when I was drunk and 20 thread.

Nothing worse than an ugly gal trying too hard to be hot....unless of course you're 20, drunk, it's 3am and the club/bar is closing.

bad news hampur guys...we're ALL hitting it

now aren't we?
(all hampurites sheepishly nod their heads..... realizing they aren't actually their online personnas)

[Snell41]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

lol


indeed, you might try and time it to get this




but any miscalculations and you could end up with

I come from the era of blurry Spice channel days. You know, the days where you wait for it, waaaaaiiiiiit for it, waaaaaaiiittt for it....BAM!!!! Clear nipple moment in alien blue and grey colors and we have RELEASE! Timing and attention was everything in my youth fap fap days.

[32green]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

was there a reference to Paula Jones yet?

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Okay, I know she's a flake, but I'm going back to bang/munch Brenda Walsh (Shannen Doherty). I'm usually not this crude, but I will coat those choppers like I will be executed at sun up. And I could care less if Jim & Carol, Nat, Dylan, or Brandon are pi$$ed.

Her right eye is like an inch lower than her left. Like there was some sort of ax attack in her past. It freaks me out, though she's built pretty well.

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[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by 32green

Her right eye is like an inch lower than her left. Like there was some sort of ax attack in her past. It freaks me out, though she's built pretty well.

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If I successfully get back to the hey days of 90210 via time machine, Shannen had better be prepared for a vaginal/oral onslaught. That's all I'm sayin'.



BTW, have you guys seen this? I have been LOLing all day thinking about it. Just absolutely hysterically funny/genius in design, art direction, and execution.

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by Snell41

I come from the era of blurry Spice channel days. You know, the days where you wait for it, waaaaaiiiiiit for it, waaaaaaiiittt for it....BAM!!!! Clear nipple moment in alien blue and grey colors and we have RELEASE! Timing and attention was everything in my youth fap fap days.

I remember that. we didn't have a remote, so i had to have my hand on the channel knob at all times and turn it without making the clicking sound when I heard the rents coming down the stairs.

i remember that scrambled pictured that would straighten out for a few seconds every few minutes. i'd be thinking "there's a tit! straighten now!"
it would usually straighten when a car was driving down the street. then you had to wait again.

kids today...lucky ba$tards...