Aunt Jemima's Taint - Jets Insider.com Forums

dustykeller · 10-20-2012, 11:18 AM

Here's the scenario. You just finished having french toast or pancakes for breakfast. You look down and see a mixture of syrup and butter strewn across your plate. You're asking yourself "why is there nothing left on my plate to sop up that puddle of deliciousness".

Then it hit me. Why not harness that amazing flavor, implement it into a ice cream flavor and call it Aunt Jemima's Taint.

There hasn't been an epiphany this ground-breaking since some fat geek invented the light bulb back in 1879.

shakin318 · 10-20-2012, 11:21 AM

Just stop.

dustykeller · 10-20-2012, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by shakin318

Just stop.

you can't stop innovation.

jetstream23 · 10-20-2012, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by shakin318

Just stop posting and go patent that idea! Get me some Taint.

+1

Timmy® · 10-20-2012, 11:36 AM

I'd try a small cone

Borgoguy · 10-20-2012, 11:39 AM

Why "taint"? It means, "'taint your p*ssy or a$$hole, either of which would have a more pronounced flavor than the Nubian flapjack maker's 'taint. Son, your concept fails on many levels.

Brooklyn Jet · 10-20-2012, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Why "taint"? It means, "'taint your p*ssy or a$$hole, either of which would have a more pronounced flavor than the Nubian flapjack maker's 'taint. Son, your concept fails on many levels.

'Cause it taint just syrup and it taint just butter.

Im on board with Aunt Jemimas taint.

Bonhomme Richard · 10-20-2012, 11:44 AM

Turrble

Borgoguy · 10-20-2012, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Brooklyn Jet

'Cause it taint just syrup and it taint just butter.

Im on board with Aunt Jemimas taint.

I get that. The coinage is just off a bit. He's be better off calling the concoction Zygote Swirl.

WestCoastOffensive · 10-20-2012, 11:52 AM

Hold on; hold on.

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Originally Posted by Brooklyn Jet

'Cause it taint just syrup and it taint just butter.

Whoa

I like the campaign. "Taint: Just For Breakfast (Anymore)"

Get some Ad Wizards to clean that up, put the little sparkles in there...

I mean, let's not forget...we are talking Americans, here.

sky's the limit

Brooklyn Jet · 10-20-2012, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

Hold on; hold on.

Whoa

I like the campaign. "Taint: Just For Breakfast (Anymore)"

Get some Ad Wizards to clean that up, put the little sparkles in there...

I mean, let's not forget...we are talking Americans, here.

sky's the limit

A snappy jingle, and Americans will be licking taint from coast to coast.

Brooklyn Jet · 10-20-2012, 11:56 AM

A large black woman in a kerchief smiling and saying "try Auntie's taint, it just melts on your tongue"?

AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite · 10-20-2012, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

Hold on; hold on.

Whoa

I like the campaign. "Taint: Just For Breakfast (Anymore)"

Get some Ad Wizards to clean that up, put the little sparkles in there...

I mean, let's not forget...we are talking Americans, here.

sky's the limit

+1

Timmy® · 10-20-2012, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Brooklyn Jet

A snappy jingle, and Americans will be licking taint from coast to coast.

Aunt Jemima's taint

Fit for a saint

shakin318 · 10-20-2012, 12:21 PM

I'm thinking Mrs. Butterworth's Breastmilk would sell better in the flyover states.

WestCoastOffensive · 10-20-2012, 12:23 PM

I get it: The New Family demographic.

There is nothing better than taints and breasts (for creating cash flow).

JetsfanfromtheBURGH · 10-20-2012, 12:29 PM

Sex sells.

Almost every perv on this site would sneak a taste or two.

dustykeller · 10-20-2012, 12:59 PM

I just ran the idea past the wife.

I'm not allowed to think anymore.

dustykeller · 10-20-2012, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Timmy®

I'd try a small cone

you can feel the momentum build already.

Peebag · 10-20-2012, 01:16 PM

How many mods can one thread take?

10-20-2012, 11:18 AM	#1
dustykeller America's Hat Rookie Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 734	Aunt Jemima's Taint Here's the scenario. You just finished having french toast or pancakes for breakfast. You look down and see a mixture of syrup and butter strewn across your plate. You're asking yourself "why is there nothing left on my plate to sop up that puddle of deliciousness". Then it hit me. Why not harness that amazing flavor, implement it into a ice cream flavor and call it Aunt Jemima's Taint. There hasn't been an epiphany this ground-breaking since some fat geek invented the light bulb back in 1879.

10-20-2012, 11:21 AM	#2
shakin318 all your post counts are belong to us Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Funkytown Posts: 7,254	Just stop.

10-20-2012, 11:36 AM	#5
Timmy® JI's own Reverend Jim. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,683	I'd try a small cone

10-20-2012, 11:39 AM	#6
Borgoguy On a mission to educate and enthrall. Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,569	Why "taint"? It means, "'taint your p*ssy or a$$hole, either of which would have a more pronounced flavor than the Nubian flapjack maker's 'taint. Son, your concept fails on many levels.

10-20-2012, 11:44 AM	#8
Bonhomme Richard Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 4,180	Turrble

10-20-2012, 11:56 AM	#12
Brooklyn Jet Not in Brooklyn anymore All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 5,322	A large black woman in a kerchief smiling and saying "try Auntie's taint, it just melts on your tongue"?

10-20-2012, 12:21 PM	#15
shakin318 all your post counts are belong to us Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Funkytown Posts: 7,254	I'm thinking Mrs. Butterworth's Breastmilk would sell better in the flyover states.

10-20-2012, 12:23 PM	#16
WestCoastOffensive Didn't pull the pin - got blasted anyway Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,972	I get it: The New Family demographic. There is nothing better than taints and breasts (for creating cash flow).

10-20-2012, 12:29 PM	#17
JetsfanfromtheBURGH Pirates win 88 games this year. Mark it! Veteran Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 2,188	Sex sells. Almost every perv on this site would sneak a taste or two.

10-20-2012, 12:59 PM	#18
dustykeller America's Hat Rookie Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 734	I just ran the idea past the wife. I'm not allowed to think anymore.

10-20-2012, 01:16 PM	#20
Peebag ga;sdl;fja;;sdfj All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,185	How many mods can one thread take?