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32green · 10-20-2012, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Timmy®

I'd try a small cone

LOL!

Brooklyn Jet · 10-20-2012, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Peebag

How many mods can one thread take?

Mods love taint more than most...

Jetfan16 · 10-20-2012, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by dustykeller

Here's the scenario. You just finished having french toast or pancakes for breakfast. You look down and see a mixture of syrup and butter strewn across your plate. You're asking yourself "why is there nothing left on my plate to sop up that puddle of deliciousness".

Then it hit me. Why not harness that amazing flavor, implement it into a ice cream flavor and call it Aunt Jemima's Taint.

There hasn't been an epiphany this ground-breaking since some fat geek invented the light bulb back in 1879.

People from Vermont have been maple syrup on their ice cream forever!

WestCoastOffensive · 10-20-2012, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Peebag

How many mods can one thread take?

Jungle Shift Jet · 10-20-2012, 02:06 PM

I'm having enough trouble finding Aunt Jemima Buckwheat pancake mix now this will lead to an outright ban.

Borgoguy · 10-20-2012, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Jetfan16

People from Vermont have been maple syrup on their ice cream forever!

We did it with fresh snow.

Jetworks · 10-20-2012, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by dustykeller

I just ran the idea past the wife.

I'm not allowed to think anymore.

I lol'd at the truthful, real-world reference.

Dimitri_0515 · 10-20-2012, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Peebag

How many mods can one thread take?

Is this a trick question?

greenwichjetfan · 10-20-2012, 09:15 PM

Maple walnut and butter pecan are already on the market.

A scoop here, a scoop there, and you got a bowl of Taint 'n Nuts.

No one would pay for the taint without the nuts.

Sorry bro, looks like your wife's got the right idea.

Apache 51 · 10-20-2012, 09:45 PM

Reminds me of Buckwheat having use dictate in a sentence.

frostlich · 10-20-2012, 09:57 PM

Hey Grandpa what's for supper?

A heapin' dollop of Aunt Jemima Taint ice cream along side a slice of hot and steamy cooter pie!

YUUUM YUUMMMMMMM!

Carlton · 10-20-2012, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

I'm probably late to the party here, but LO EFFING L at the updated avatar.

WestCoastOffensive · 10-20-2012, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Carlton

I'm probably late to the party here, but LO EFFING L at the updated avatar.

I ask CROfire and Dirt...and ...

TokyoJetsFan · 10-21-2012, 01:43 AM

Aunt Jamima's Squrt Juice Cream

Or

Aunt Jamima's Bukkkake Remnants Cream

Could work better

simijet · 10-21-2012, 03:36 AM

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-QtMmPpTOfq...narobinson.jpg

or the current one?

Big L · 10-21-2012, 06:52 AM

Aunt j's taint? This thread is useless without pics.

Timmy® · 10-21-2012, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by frostlich

Hey Grandpa what's for supper?

A heapin' dollop of Aunt Jemima Taint ice cream along side a slice of hot and steamy cooter pie!

YUUUM YUUMMMMMMM!

Fishooked · 10-21-2012, 10:13 AM

how about a new flavor of rice called 'Uncle Ben's Chode' ?

Fishooked · 10-21-2012, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

I ask CROfire and Dirt...and ...

LMFAO!

I'm honored that yet another one of my posts has found it's way into your avatar.

WestCoastOffensive · 10-21-2012, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

LMFAO!

I'm honored that yet another one of my posts has found it's way into your avatar.

I can't stop 'em...

10-21-2012, 03:36 AM	#35
simijet All League Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 4,184	Are we talking about Time Machine Bang Aunt Jemimah? http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-QtMmPpTOfq...narobinson.jpg or the current one?

10-20-2012, 02:06 PM	#25
Jungle Shift Jet Occasionally stoops to uploading hotties pix to boost his postcount All Pro Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Alive with a superior intellect in an erudite world of fine tastes that you will never, EVER acquire Posts: 5,032	I'm having enough trouble finding Aunt Jemima Buckwheat pancake mix now this will lead to an outright ban.

10-20-2012, 09:15 PM	#29
greenwichjetfan All League Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 4,062	Maple walnut and butter pecan are already on the market. A scoop here, a scoop there, and you got a bowl of Taint 'n Nuts. No one would pay for the taint without the nuts. Sorry bro, looks like your wife's got the right idea.

10-20-2012, 09:45 PM	#30
Apache 51 Let's Kill them all......... Hall Of Fame Join Date: May 2009 Location: In Morris Co.,N.J.,at the right end of a Browning 12 gauge Posts: 12,608	Reminds me of Buckwheat having use dictate in a sentence.

10-20-2012, 09:57 PM	#31
frostlich Get it done Shidzik! All League Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,963	Hey Grandpa what's for supper? A heapin' dollop of Aunt Jemima Taint ice cream along side a slice of hot and steamy cooter pie! YUUUM YUUMMMMMMM!

10-21-2012, 01:43 AM	#34
TokyoJetsFan Is keeping a lookout for stolen ipad2's Veteran Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 2,256	Aunt Jamima's Squrt Juice Cream Or Aunt Jamima's Bukkkake Remnants Cream Could work better

10-21-2012, 06:52 AM	#36
Big L Plus six thousand posts Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,052	Aunt j's taint? This thread is useless without pics.

10-21-2012, 10:13 AM	#38
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,660	how about a new flavor of rice called 'Uncle Ben's Chode' ?