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Old 10-28-2012, 02:47 PM   #21
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I thought saying I was French would help me score with JetsBabe.
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Old 10-28-2012, 03:23 PM   #22
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I still weigh 275 pounds. I just doctored that picture to make me look smaller.
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Old 10-28-2012, 04:06 PM   #23
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maybe if she wanted help selecting a scarf
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Old 10-28-2012, 04:07 PM   #24
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maybe if she wanted help selecting a scarf
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Old 10-28-2012, 04:34 PM   #25
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I thought saying I was French would help me score with JetsBabe.
switch to Greek and you may be onto something...
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Old 10-29-2012, 02:09 PM   #26
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maybe if she wanted help selecting a scarf
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Old 10-29-2012, 02:40 PM   #27
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I wish I would have never gone to yesterday's game.... I also chanted for Tebow to come in out of frustration
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Old 10-29-2012, 03:06 PM   #28
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I have no idea who those guys that dressed up in Mexican garb for the 2009 playoffs were.
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Old 10-29-2012, 03:15 PM   #29
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My power going out soon I think, hanging tight in Jets land there was supposed to be a Jet function at Saks tonight but it got cancelled, fine by me I don't want to go.
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Old 10-29-2012, 03:32 PM   #30
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I have no idea who those guys that dressed up in Mexican garb for the 2009 playoffs were.
that was racist. but funny.
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Old 10-29-2012, 03:34 PM   #31
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Old 10-29-2012, 03:39 PM   #32
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I wish I would have never gone to yesterday's game.... I also chanted for Tebow to come in out of frustration
I had some chick in her 50's sit next to me....earing in her nose...she volunteers to me that it was her first football game.

Then I'm treated to these comments during the game;

Awl theh doin is hittin eachotha!

Who can sit through this?

OMG!

is that tebow?

is that tebow"

is that tebow?

Those cheah leadas must be cold.

Theah's alot of cheah leadas, no?

(After Miami blocks punt and scores); what happened oooh a touchdown. Why is the Miami fans cheerin? why.

(Dennis Byrd walks on field); why is that guy limpin. WHo is Mahtie Loins? Why is they givin a speech? How come a guy who got paralyzed playing hod.. is telling other players to play hod? They should be like..look at what happen to him...lets get the f*ck outta heah.

Imagine this...in my ear...while watching that fargin game.



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Old 10-29-2012, 03:43 PM   #33
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Old 10-29-2012, 04:00 PM   #34
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how simulated are you?
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Old 10-29-2012, 04:02 PM   #35
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how simulated are you?
Programmers here can, with a few deft key strokes, make me a staunch proponent of Steely Dan.
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Old 10-29-2012, 04:03 PM   #36
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I had some chick in her 50's sit next to me....earing in her nose...she volunteers to me that it was her first football game.

Then I'm treated to these comments during the game;

Awl theh doin is hittin eachotha!

Who can sit through this?

OMG!

is that tebow?

is that tebow"

is that tebow?

Those cheah leadas must be cold.

Theah's alot of cheah leadas, no?

(After Miami blocks punt and scores); what happened oooh a touchdown. Why is the Miami fans cheerin? why.

(Dennis Byrd walks on field); why is that guy limpin. WHo is Mahtie Loins? Why is they givin a speech? How come a guy who got paralyzed playing hod.. is telling other players to play hod? They should be like..look at what happen to him...lets get the f*ck outta heah.

Imagine this...in my ear...while watching that fargin game.



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That's what you get for sitting in the uppers.
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Old 10-29-2012, 04:08 PM   #37
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That's what you get for sitting in the uppers.
I bucked up for club, had 3 kids with me. I was next to SAR1's section. I think I spotted him.

Btw, the I think the chick was a cougar trying to soften me up with her antics. I was having no part of it.


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Old 10-29-2012, 04:26 PM   #38
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I had some chick in her 50's sit next to me....earing in her nose...she volunteers to me that it was her first football game.

Then I'm treated to these comments during the game;

Awl theh doin is hittin eachotha!

Who can sit through this?

OMG!

is that tebow?

is that tebow"

is that tebow?

Those cheah leadas must be cold.

Theah's alot of cheah leadas, no?

(After Miami blocks punt and scores); what happened oooh a touchdown. Why is the Miami fans cheerin? why.

(Dennis Byrd walks on field); why is that guy limpin. WHo is Mahtie Loins? Why is they givin a speech? How come a guy who got paralyzed playing hod.. is telling other players to play hod? They should be like..look at what happen to him...lets get the f*ck outta heah.

Imagine this...in my ear...while watching that fargin game.



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You sure do paint a picture. Holy hell, I got annoyed as **** just reading it.
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Old 10-29-2012, 04:41 PM   #39
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I had some chick in her 50's sit next to me....earing in her nose...she volunteers to me that it was her first football game.

Then I'm treated to these comments during the game;

Awl theh doin is hittin eachotha!

Who can sit through this?

OMG!

is that tebow?

is that tebow"

is that tebow?

Those cheah leadas must be cold.

Theah's alot of cheah leadas, no?

(After Miami blocks punt and scores); what happened oooh a touchdown. Why is the Miami fans cheerin? why.

(Dennis Byrd walks on field); why is that guy limpin. WHo is Mahtie Loins? Why is they givin a speech? How come a guy who got paralyzed playing hod.. is telling other players to play hod? They should be like..look at what happen to him...lets get the f*ck outta heah.

Imagine this...in my ear...while watching that fargin game.



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I feel so sorry for you

I could never go to a game with someone who barely understands football (unless they're kids)

I was sitting next to soo many tuna fish fans ... I was sitting at the visiting side and 1 of my friends was a dolphins fan.
I wasn't as annoyed ... But.... you sir have the patience of a God.
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Old 10-29-2012, 04:42 PM   #40
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Programmers here can, with a few deft key strokes, make me a staunch proponent of Steely Dan.
Why don't you like Steely Dan? That's a question not saying I do.
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