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Old 11-06-2012, 01:48 PM   #61
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Dude. I am horribly allergic. When I was a filthy teen that never washed my hands, I got it doing yard work for my Dad. Now imagine everywhere a filthy teen boy puts his hands in the 10-12 hours between contact with water and soap (and thats being generous).

It started with giant blisters between each finger that filled with yellowy fluid to the point my fingers couldnt be stretched apart any further. My eyes, swollen shut. My arms, an angry mess of weeping, burn-like scabbing. my friggin ears inside and out...the same....

My schween....omg. I just cant.

I looked like Ron Jeremy if you scalded his cork in boiling water.

My mom had to take me to Long Island Jewish Hospital where they quickly put me on steroids...and I still suffered for weeks.

Months later, I still had red scarring all over my face, arms, schweenie, ears etc....

The smell of calomine lotion...cotton balls...that puss-weep that comes out of your wounds... still makes me gag.

Wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy.

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Old 11-06-2012, 02:00 PM   #62
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There's a Hess station on the corner of Sunrise and Oceanside Rd in Rockville Center. 2 lines formed: one the went along Sunrise all the way down to the Golden Reef Diner; the other, down Oceanside Rd and west down Merrick Rd.

RVC police and NYS Troopers guarding the lines. 1 dooshbagger fight (2 guys against 1 guy with tire iron) on Sunrise, 1 cat fight on Merrick Rd (bit no torn clothes).
I've studiously avoided that station, though its been the one that has been open the most. I actually got lucky in Hempstead.

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Old 11-06-2012, 02:02 PM   #63
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I've studiously avoided that station, though its been the one that has been open the most. I actually got lucky in Hempstead.

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The gas rationing in NJ is actually working. Even numbered license plate holders can only get gas on even days; odd days the same thing. Gas lines have been totally alleviated.
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Old 11-06-2012, 02:09 PM   #64
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When I read "listen to this" I keep thinking of that Hall & Oates song, during the bridge of "Make my Dreams Come True"

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YOU SOB! Now it's stuck in my head.
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Old 11-06-2012, 02:17 PM   #65
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You still get the rash...but you stop suffering from the effects (weeping wounds, itching)?
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Old 11-06-2012, 02:43 PM   #66
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You still get the rash...but you stop suffering from the effects (weeping wounds, itching)?
As soon as the oil is gone from just washing with the soap, healing can start. If there is weeping, you have maybe an infection; proly from scratching hard.

It's amazing; I love lumberjackin'. Now I never have to worry about infection.
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Old 11-06-2012, 02:59 PM   #67
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Dude. I am horribly allergic. When I was a filthy teen that never washed my hands, I got it doing yard work for my Dad. Now imagine everywhere a filthy teen boy puts his hands in the 10-12 hours between contact with water and soap (and thats being generous).

It started with giant blisters between each finger that filled with yellowy fluid to the point my fingers couldnt be stretched apart any further. My eyes, swollen shut. My arms, an angry mess of weeping, burn-like scabbing. my friggin ears inside and out...the same....

My schween....omg. I just cant.

I looked like Ron Jeremy if you scalded his cork in boiling water.

My mom had to take me to Long Island Jewish Hospital where they quickly put me on steroids...and I still suffered for weeks.

Months later, I still had red scarring all over my face, arms, schweenie, ears etc....

The smell of calomine lotion...cotton balls...that puss-weep that comes out of your wounds... still makes me gag.

Wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy.

Enjoy your weekend!





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I have already confirmed that its on my schween as well.


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One of the Production managers here is a tour guide for places like Ano Nuevo and the wilderness southeast of the SF Bay Area. He turned me onto it; and I never worry about Ivy poisons!

It is a soap that will eat the protein in the poison oils; once you use it the infectious quality stops. What you'll have to deal with is the rash and etc that the poison left behind. It will look ugly, and occasionally itch, but that will heal. THE OIL IS GONE; you are "cured" from further infecting yourself. No nighttime bandages; no crazy showers with plastic.

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It's amazing; I love jackin'. Now I never have to worry about infection.
Indeed.
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Old 11-06-2012, 03:06 PM   #69
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Right? I think I speak for everyone here...I get a really warm feeling in the Hotties Forum.
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Old 11-06-2012, 03:29 PM   #70
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I have already confirmed that its on my schween as well.




On the bright side, you will experience swelling and increased sensation, so you have that going for you.


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On the bright side, you will experience swelling and increased sensation, so you have that going for you.


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Not if it lasts more than four hours.
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Old 11-06-2012, 03:45 PM   #72
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STFU bangwagoneer. Clearly the refs were cheating for the Steelers. Since when was it not a personal foul to assault Eli like this?

And Bonhomme says he always has the same facial expression...
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Old 11-06-2012, 03:56 PM   #73
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Not if it lasts more than four hours.
You know, I dont believe ANYONE has experienced that for 4 hours or more.

It was a subtle message to the limpd*Cks listening to the commercial, not to warn them as they allege....but to make thiem think "4 hours? Well ****ing yeah! Give me 100!"

That sort of thing with furious dialing.

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Old 11-06-2012, 04:34 PM   #74
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I have already confirmed that its on my schween as well.






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Old 11-06-2012, 04:38 PM   #75
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