OFFICIAL HURRICANE SANDY THREAD!!! (Merged)

[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by shakin318

Is your other hand the type to move in on an opportunity like that?

Originally Posted by Big L

LOLza

Getting rid of dead animals comes with owning a house/property. A shovel and a quick flick in to the woods is all you need.

Or a concerned neighbor can throw a bucket of water on it


I made the mistake of showing a coworker my arm...based on his grimace, he thinks I now have the plague.


On the other hand it will reduce further cubicle visits by 100%.

[Lone Star Lady]

Originally Posted by Big L

LOLza

Getting rid of dead animals comes with owning a house/property. A shovel and a quick flick in to the woods is all you need.

+1

Had a contractor replacing a fence and he found two dead opossums under a fake wooden bridge he was removing. One was starting to decompose, nasty and smelly. But he picked them up by the tails and threw them off the cliff into the woods behind our house.

Snacks for the black vultures that hang around here.

[Lone Star Lady]

Originally Posted by Fishooked

On the other hand it will reduce further cubicle visits by 100%.

And so, it was all worth it, right?

[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

ha

i had a dead raccoon under my porch. i called the police to see if anyone should look at it in case there was rabies in the area. someone reported a rabid looking bobcat. the dispatcher said she'd look into it. if she said there was no problem, i would have just got rid of it as i'm always getting rid of dead animals. my wife makes me give them a decent burial. next thing i know a police car comes up the driveway, officer gets out with a box, gives me a "what a phag" look, and puts the raccoon in a box and leaves.

a week later in the police blotter under the title "Boxed Raccoon" i was described as a worried caller.

Haney, you kill me

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

LOL. Better than "Quiff Bastid", right?

i just called a co-worker a quiff ba$tard and I edited my JI status.

[32green]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

a week later in the police blotter under the title "Boxed Raccoon" i was described as a worried caller.

LMAO. I was called a "mad scientist" in Newsday last week by a neighbor who writes a column for them.

Originally Posted by FF2®

Im gonna guess thats one of the nicer things they call you up there.

hahahaha

Originally Posted by Big L

A shovel and a quick flick in to the woods is all you need.

Ever tried to carry a dead Racoon?

You might as well try to flick your car into the woods with a shovel.

Or so I've heard.







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[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

i just called a co-worker a quiff ba$tard and I edited my JI status.

LOL! That's an expression from back in the 60s-70s (at least when I first heard it). Is that even still used today?

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

LOL! That's an expression from back in the 60s-70s (at least when I first heard it). Is that even still used today?

i don't even know what the hell it means, but I love the ring of it.

[crossfire]

Originally Posted by Fishooked

Yes, it's also my fap hand.

Well, on the bright side, if you get caught jacking off, you can just claim you were scratching an itch.

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

i don't even know what the hell it means, but I love the ring of it.

It would be like saying "you queer bastid".

[32green]

Originally Posted by crossfire

Well, on the bright side, if you get caught jacking off, you can just claim you were scratching an itch.

I think the barbie doll in his other hand would tip them off.


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[crossfire]

Originally Posted by 32green

I think the barbie doll in his other hand would tip them off.


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[Fishooked]

x-pollination !

See? poison ivy is contagious

[southside]

Originally Posted by Fishooked

x-pollination !

See? poison ivy is contagious

Hurry, everyone protect your shweens!

[32green]

Originally Posted by crossfire

Originally Posted by Fishooked

x-pollination !

See? poison ivy is contagious

Originally Posted by southside

Hurry, everyone protect your shweens!

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[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by Fishooked

I'm going today. I've gotten poison ivy before, but nothing this severe.
Its on my arm/wrist, and it's throbbing like a mother ****er.
I never have that kind of symptom from poison ivy before,....if it spreads to my hand I'm ****ed, because I wont be able to work/drive/shovel snow/ etc.

fun times

Originally Posted by Fishooked

I was on Rt 280 East bound nearing my exit, when I see this whitish/silvery streak going across the sky, but it was real low.

Ive seen shooting stars before, but this was was so low to the ground I'd be shocked if it didn't hit something. It had a very cool silverish green hue to it.

Isn't that usually some sort of sign that something bad is about to happen?

dude you're a psychic, albeit an itchy psychic.

[Carlton]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

dude you're a psychic, albeit an itchy psychic.

LOL

[32green]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

dude you're a psychic, albeit an itchy psychic.

Right now he's staring at his pud thinking..."I can make lemonade from these lemons. Mustfap"


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[southside]

Originally Posted by 32green

Right now he's staring at his pud thinking..."I can make lemonade from these lemons. Mustfap"


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lol@pud

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by 32green

Right now he's staring at his pud thinking..."I can make lemonade from these lemons. Mustfap"


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better shot with a ho'?

fish with repulsive penis or Southside?