OFFICIAL HURRICANE SANDY THREAD!!! (Merged)

[Jetworks]

Originally Posted by quantum

Mother Nature: can I have a kiss goodnight?


OR ARE YOU NOT FINISHED HAVING SEX WITH ME?!

Snow. Took down my FIOS line, almost pulled it out of the box on the side of the house. Cars running over it, pulling it a little more each time. Call support and get "Naveen", the Wonder Dunce.

"Please give me the access codes so the tech can fix this."

me: what access codes?

"Alarm codes, etc."

me: "uh....NO. Did you miss the 5 places where I mentioned the box is on the OUTSIDE of the house?!"

"Oh right."

Yesterday morning, I suggest to the wife that I rehang it myself. She asks if I'm insane and do I want to get electrocuted. I'm like WTF - its FIOS, its either fiber optic, or copper and barely "live". She forbids it and promptly calls the fire department. /faceplam

I'm so mortified, I told her, you called, you go talk to them. I hid upstairs.
They put some nice yellow tape on the wire. There were prolly many eyerolls.

Anyways, they never showed up yesterday, so I climbed up, installed an eye hook into the side of the house near the roof, and re-hung it myself. Wife was very pissed; not sure I cared by that point.

In better news, I got my new dehumidifier and its cranking away in my now-empty indoor pool (aka the basement), and I got one of my replacement tools from Home Depot.

LOLworthy post of seriousness is causing me a dilemma.

[32green]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

well well well

We all know you didnt move from Chicago to the hills of Vermont because you enjoy travelling 24 miles to the vet with a gasping bird.


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[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by 32green

We all know you didnt move from Chicago to the hills of Vermont because you enjoy travelling 24 miles to the vet with a gasping bird.


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you should have told those children about that class you took years ago. you would have gotten high fives and advanced handshakes.

[32green]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

you should have told those children about that class you took years ago. you would have gotten high fives and advanced handshakes.

Pan Africanism?

I would have got dull stares and a quick dismembering.


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[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

you should have told those children about that class you took years ago. you would have gotten high fives and advanced handshakes.

That is the name of my new band.

A wry, ironic nod to the obstacle of awkwardness in a fast-paced cultural exchange.

[32green]

Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

That is the name of my new band.

A wry, ironic nod to the obstacle of awkwardness in a fast-paced cultural exchange.

Is there an age cut-off for the handshake/brother hug?

Discuss.


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[AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite]

Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

That is the name of my new band.

A wry, ironic nod to the obstacle of awkwardness in a fast-paced cultural exchange.

I prefer 'Gasping Birds'...

[Jets Things]

Originally Posted by 32green

Is there an age cut-off for the handshake/brother hug?

Discuss.


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Birth. It shouldn't be allowed period. Witness these two twats.

[32green]

Originally Posted by AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite

I prefer 'Gasping Birds'...

Originally Posted by Jets Things

Birth. It shouldn't be allowed period. Witness these two twats.

lol....just so much symbolism in that.

[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by Jets Things

Birth. It shouldn't be allowed period. Witness these two twats.

I continue to underrate you as a social scientist.

[Ernie]

Originally Posted by 32green

Well thankfully the proximity to Hempstead/Franklin Square had nothing to do with it...because to think that...would be wrong.
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Good call Brother Usedtobeacop.

http://gardencity.patch.com/groups/p...-and-dangerous

[32green]

Originally Posted by Ernie

Good call Brother Usedtobeacop.

http://gardencity.patch.com/groups/p...-and-dangerous

Society failed him.




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[crossfire]

Was up at a wedding in Providence, RI. Called back home last night and no power still. I thout my wife was going to cry. Then this morning found out that there still wasn't any power as we were on the way home.

As we pulled in the driveway, I jokingly hit the garage door opener and... much to our shock... It opened!!!

Was never so glad to see a garage door open. Now I get to sit back on my couch and watch the Jets as they probably once again crush my spirit.

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by crossfire

garage door opener

as a courtesy to Peebag, explain what one is.

[Jetworks]

Originally Posted by crossfire

Was up at a wedding in Providence, RI. Called back home last night and no power still. I thout my wife was going to cry. Then this morning found out that there still wasn't any power as we were on the way home.

As we pulled in the driveway, I jokingly hit the garage door opener and... much to our shock... It opened!!!

Was never so glad to see a garage door open. Now I get to sit back on my couch and watch the Jets as they probably once again crush my spirit.

[Carlton]

Originally Posted by crossfire

Was up at a wedding in Providence, RI. Called back home last night and no power still. I thout my wife was going to cry. Then this morning found out that there still wasn't any power as we were on the way home.

As we pulled in the driveway, I jokingly hit the garage door opener and... much to our shock... It opened!!!

Was never so glad to see a garage door open. Now I get to sit back on my couch and watch the Jets as they probably once again crush my spirit.

Love it!

[Dimitri_0515]

Cmon now. We're getting attacked by a giant penis?

[Conkboy]

Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515

Cmon now. We're getting attacked by a giant penis?

Come on... You have seen bigger!

[Porgyman]

Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515

Cmon now. We're getting attacked by a giant penis?

Looks like Boston is F***ed...

[Dimitri_0515]

Originally Posted by Conkboy

Come on... You have seen bigger!

Why so dooshy?