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Dirtstar · 11-10-2012, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Although I sit here laughing at your comments, I fell your hurt. Please know that 32's sentiments do not represent those of us who have posted in this thread. We applaud you for taking "the high road", and for mentioning Lea Thompson. If it means anything (How could it possibly, as 32 has annihilated the positive vibes in the thread?), I have always found her attractive.

Impotence is the only reasonable explanation for his behavior.

Borgoguy · 11-10-2012, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirtstar

Impotence is the only reasonable explanation for his behavior.

LOL. Or hermaphroditism.

DDNYjets · 11-10-2012, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Big L

I'd like to TMB Britney Spears.

Have you seen her lately? Father Time is not her friend.

G.O.A.T.

Borgoguy · 11-10-2012, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by DDNYjets

G.O.A.T.

Not sure that I can agree, DD. But, I would happily fill (and irrigate) any, and all, of her various orifices.

32green · 11-10-2012, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

LOL. Or hermaphroditism.

Lol!

I always hated Herm. More of an assistant coach.

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Borgoguy · 11-10-2012, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

Lol!

I always hate Herm. More of an assistant coach.

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32green · 11-10-2012, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

To poop on!

Dirtstar · 11-11-2012, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by 32green

Lol!

I always hated Herm. More of an assistant coach.

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this gives a whole new meaning to Dick Curl!!

Jungle Shift Jet · 11-11-2012, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirtstar

this gives a whole new meaning to Dick Curl!!

Don't you mean Peniz Curve?

simijet · 11-11-2012, 03:26 PM

Lori Loughlin would be a great TMB.

http://absgirls.files.wordpress.com/...pg?w=202&h=300

http://cdn.the-beautiful-ones.com/la...ce795a283a.jpg

Not the most revealing pic, but the rent-a-cop behind her is busy downloading a month's worth of fapping material:
http://cdn.the-beautiful-ones.com/la...a886e0d761.jpg

SONNY WERBLIN · 11-12-2012, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Although I sit here laughing at your comments, I fell your hurt. Please know that 32's sentiments do not represent those of us who have posted in this thread. We applaud you for taking "the high road", and for mentioning Lea Thompson. If it means anything (How could it possibly, as 32 has annihilated the positive vibes in the thread?), I have always found her attractive.

Candidly, she has not aged well, but that's the point of the thread isn't it? Lea Thompson circa 1983 had "All the Right Moves".

and who didn't imagine stripping her of her fatigues and Kalashnikov in the apocalyptic Red Dawn?

WestCoastOffensive · 11-12-2012, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by DDNYjets

G.O.A.T.

pfft Raquel Welch never slept with Kevin Federline.

chesapeakejet · 11-12-2012, 02:29 PM

I'd go back and make my first sexual dream a reality!

Julie Newmar

TKasper01 · 11-12-2012, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by DDNYjets

G.O.A.T.

I could certainly spend some quality time with her but G.O.A.t?
Welch
Monroe
Hepburn Audrey
Heather lochlear
And this is just a few. Again I would have to be torn away from her unless one of the aforementioned walked into the room.

Warfish · 11-12-2012, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by DDNYjets

G.O.A.T.

Not even in the top 1,000 of All Time.

Borgoguy · 11-12-2012, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by simijet

Lori Loughlin would be a great TMB.

Without question.

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Originally Posted by SONNY WERBLIN

Candidly, she has not aged well, but that's the point of the thread isn't it? Lea Thompson circa 1983 had "All the Right Moves".

Exactly so. I've chastised a few for adding images from today, rather than when the ladies were at their best. This thread is about fantasy.

I thought Lea was hot in Dice's awful Ford Fairlane.

PMarsico9 · 11-12-2012, 03:19 PM

Had to go mention Britney?

Because I never thought she was "smoking,"

On the other hand:

Yes she's disgusting now. Yes she was always skanky. But to me that was always part of her allure.

Then of course, the two copycats came along following Brit and Christina:

Willa Ford, who I'm pretty sure is still smoking.

Then there's Jessica Simpson. She was dementedly hot. She still could be, but her and XTina appear to enjoy being lards.

Who, of course, has supposedly "ruined sex for poor John Mayer since her vagina was like dynamite."

She can't dump weight. If her and Christina did, they'd still be smoking.

But they won't/don't want to so therefore you would need a time machine to go for any of the three, outside of possibly Willa.

There's a picture of Jessica Simpson earlier in this thread I believe. In that famous wet white bikini.

Borgoguy · 11-12-2012, 03:22 PM

How about a TMB with Mia Sara from her days as Sloane in Ferris Buellers' Day Off? Always thought she was beautiful and girl-next-door sexy.

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Big L · 11-12-2012, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

How about a TMB with Mia Sara from her days as Sloane in Ferris Buellers' Day Off? Always thought she was beautiful and girl-next-door sexy.

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I'd wax that ass silly in Ferris Beullers days.

Dind't she wind up doing some B-start porn?

Warfish · 11-12-2012, 03:44 PM

Susanna Hoffs, circa 1987

And unlike so many, this one aged just fine. She is an ultra-milf now.

Her in 2010. She's over 50 at this point if I recall. Wow.

11-11-2012, 03:26 PM	#510
simijet All League Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 4,184	While she is a little small up top . . . Lori Loughlin would be a great TMB. http://absgirls.files.wordpress.com/...pg?w=202&h=300 http://cdn.the-beautiful-ones.com/la...ce795a283a.jpg Not the most revealing pic, but the rent-a-cop behind her is busy downloading a month's worth of fapping material: http://cdn.the-beautiful-ones.com/la...a886e0d761.jpg

11-12-2012, 03:19 PM	#517
PMarsico9 This pit has no bottom All League Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,853	Had to go mention Britney? Because I never thought she was "smoking," On the other hand: Yes she's disgusting now. Yes she was always skanky. But to me that was always part of her allure. Then of course, the two copycats came along following Brit and Christina: Willa Ford, who I'm pretty sure is still smoking. Then there's Jessica Simpson. She was dementedly hot. She still could be, but her and XTina appear to enjoy being lards. Who, of course, has supposedly "ruined sex for poor John Mayer since her vagina was like dynamite." She can't dump weight. If her and Christina did, they'd still be smoking. But they won't/don't want to so therefore you would need a time machine to go for any of the three, outside of possibly Willa. There's a picture of Jessica Simpson earlier in this thread I believe. In that famous wet white bikini. Last edited by PMarsico9; 11-12-2012 at 03:23 PM.

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Warfish JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 35,000	Susanna Hoffs, circa 1987 And unlike so many, this one aged just fine. She is an ultra-milf now. Her in 2010. She's over 50 at this point if I recall. Wow. Last edited by Warfish; 11-12-2012 at 03:50 PM.

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chesapeakejet is a geek who loves football boardgames. Schluberator & Gadfly ® Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Virginia Posts: 24,514	I'd go back and make my first sexual dream a reality! Julie Newmar

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Borgoguy On a mission to educate and enthrall. Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,569	How about a TMB with Mia Sara from her days as Sloane in Ferris Buellers' Day Off? Always thought she was beautiful and girl-next-door sexy. ]