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Old 11-13-2012, 12:55 PM   #1
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This would happen to me if I worked in TV.....




Need an image for the Paula Broadwell peice - get me something from the internet!







http://gawker.com/5960129/according-...p-in-my-snatch



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According to This Denver TV Station, Paula Broadwell Wrote a Book Called All Up In My Snatch
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Via the folks at AmericaBlog: When Denver's ABC affiliate put together a piece on the ever-devolving Petraeus affair yesterday, the station needed an image of the cover of Paula Broadwell's Petraeus bio All In to show its viewers. So it naturally went to the internet, which was a big mistake.

The reporter thought he was just grabbing an image of the cover of Broadwell's book, but he actually grabbed one that had been doctored by some hilarious internet wag to read All Up In My Snatch (lol get it?). And then he put it on TV, next to an image of Broadwell.

The station's news director told us: "Yes it happened. It was a mistake."
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Old 11-13-2012, 01:06 PM   #2
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That is 100% pure awesomeness.
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Old 11-13-2012, 01:15 PM   #3
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Methinks she/he is a tranny.
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Old 11-13-2012, 01:20 PM   #4
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Methinks she/he is a tranny.
Must be a "thing" for the general:

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Old 11-13-2012, 01:40 PM   #5
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Must be a "thing" for the general:

Looks like "Pat" from Saturday Night Live with a wig...
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Old 11-13-2012, 01:42 PM   #6
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Looks like "Pat" from Saturday Night Live with a wig...
The wig belongs to Kathy Bates.
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:11 PM   #7
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Must be a "thing" for the general:

Who, Paula Broadwell (top), or the General's ugly wife (bottom)?
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:31 PM   #8
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she's like 50 percent Mallory Keaton and 50 percent dude


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Old 11-13-2012, 02:37 PM   #9
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she's like 50 percent Mallory Keaton and 50 percent dude



If my wife looked like his, I'd be all up in her snatch too.
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Old 11-13-2012, 04:25 PM   #10
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If my wife looked like his, I'd be all up in her snatch too.
He's the general of hittin' that azz.
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Old 11-13-2012, 05:23 PM   #11
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Looks like "Pat" from Saturday Night Live with a wig...

Its Chris Farley as Tootsie


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she's like 50 percent Mallory Keaton and 50 percent dude
Looks like 50 percent Drew Breeze and 60 percent Herman Munster.

What was he thinking


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Old 11-13-2012, 05:27 PM   #12
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He was thinking...do I swallow 10 Viagra so I can bang Throw Momma From The Train's stunt double. Or do I bang this chick that hasn't hit menopause yet.

Decisions.





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Old 11-13-2012, 05:46 PM   #13
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Can't believe no one else sees that Mrs. P.:



Looks like our WFAN buddy:

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Old 11-13-2012, 05:50 PM   #14
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Can't believe no one else sees that Mrs. P.:



Looks like our WFAN buddy:

Lmao.....if Mike Francessa...ate Sally Field.





Good one.

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Old 11-13-2012, 05:51 PM   #15
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Lmao.....if Mike Francessa...ate Sally Field.





Good one.

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LOL. That's the final element.
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Old 11-13-2012, 05:58 PM   #16
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LOL. That's the final element.
You have to give her credit for pulling off the rare "Guiliani COmb-over, Emo Phillips" hair meld combo. There's a reason its not often attempted.

And the reason... is that photo.


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Old 11-13-2012, 06:05 PM   #17
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You have to give her credit for pulling off the rare "Guiliani COmb-over, Emo Phillips" hair meld combo. There's a reason its not often attempted.

And the reason... is that photo.


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Not to be mean, but the first time I saw that shot of Mrs. P., I really thought it was a guy. Mostly because, as you point out, it's how a man would comb his hair.
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Old 11-13-2012, 06:28 PM   #18
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The general and the Mrs.



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Old 11-13-2012, 06:28 PM   #19
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Not to be mean, but the first time I saw that shot of Mrs. P., I really thought it was a guy. Mostly because, as you point out, it's how a man would comb his hair.
So basically.... this General-type dude... likes dude-like chicks.



He just needs to come out.


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she's a combination of all the wrong people


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