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Bing in Buffalo · 11-14-2012, 02:22 PM

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JetFan - ATL · 11-14-2012, 02:40 PM

I have been out of work for quite sometime. (Software/Technology Sales) My health is not good and I have no insurance due to a pre-existing condition. I totally believe that there is age discrimination in this country (I just turned 50) although no one really speaks of it.

I am also a life long JETS fan (if you met someone who knows me or ever did, it would be mentioned in the first five minutes of any discussion concerning me), so I have endured my share of pain.

Sooooooo (here comes the funny part). Back in September I said to myself, "Oh well, I'll be alright, it's football season and I get to watch my beloved JETS play again" - NOW THAT'S F#%KIN FUNNY!!!

Bing in Buffalo · 11-14-2012, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by JetFan - ATL

I have been out of work for quite sometime. (Software/Technology Sales) My health is not good and I have no insurance due to a pre-existing condition. I totally believe that there is age discrimination in this country (I just turned 50) although no one really speaks of it.

I am also a life long JETS fan (if you met someone who knows me or ever did, it would be mentioned in the first five minutes of any discussion concerning me), so I have endured my share of pain.

Sooooooo (here comes the funny part). Back in September I said to myself, "Oh well, I'll be alright, it's football season and I get to watch my beloved JETS play again" - NOW THAT'S F#%KIN FUNNY!!!

Same- every year since 1972 not including

playoffs or preseason, average of 15.5 games per year- season being 14 games ions ago, i have wasted 1,860 hours of sundays,

or 77.5 freaking days of real time live Jets football action. !!!!!!!! helpppppppppppppppp

FlagmanL11 · 11-14-2012, 02:48 PM

To the rescue.......

CraigFL · 11-14-2012, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by JetFan - ATL

I have been out of work for quite sometime. (Software/Technology Sales) My health is not good and I have no insurance due to a pre-existing condition. I totally believe that there is age discrimination in this country (I just turned 50) although no one really speaks of it.

I am also a life long JETS fan (if you met someone who knows me or ever did, it would be mentioned in the first five minutes of any discussion concerning me), so I have endured my share of pain.

Sooooooo (here comes the funny part). Back in September I said to myself, "Oh well, I'll be alright, it's football season and I get to watch my beloved JETS play again" - NOW THAT'S F#%KIN FUNNY!!!

I too have a degree and decades of experience in the IT field (software development). I agree that there maybe some age discrimination (49). I currently sling fish in a seafood market for $9/hr. Now that's funny (just not the haha kind).

32green · 11-14-2012, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by JetFan - ATL

I have been out of work for quite sometime. (Software/Technology Sales) My health is not good and I have no insurance due to a pre-existing condition. I totally believe that there is age discrimination in this country (I just turned 50) although no one really speaks of it.

I am also a life long JETS fan (if you met someone who knows me or ever did, it would be mentioned in the first five minutes of any discussion concerning me), so I have endured my share of pain.

Sooooooo (here comes the funny part). Back in September I said to myself, "Oh well, I'll be alright, it's football season and I get to watch my beloved JETS play again" - NOW THAT'S F#%KIN FUNNY!!!

Lmao!

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Bing in Buffalo · 11-14-2012, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

Lmao!

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i miss SHEA

JetFan - ATL · 11-14-2012, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Bing in Buffalo

i miss SHEA

Me too. We froze our asses off there and I had a blast. Bring back the Flying Lawnmover and point it at Woody!

southparkcpa · 11-14-2012, 03:19 PM

I feel so good as a JETS fan right now. I am off the ledge, I dont give a fukk , no emotional tie and at the Charlotte JETS club on Sunday we had a BLAST!!! The older guys (Im 50) laughing at the younger kids who go back to about 1998 slamming the table, cursing etc... we told stories of where we were for the spike, 1986 etc.

One young kid said.."Im gonna blow my head off"

I commented across the room so many heard..

"Dont! If you are a real JETS fan you'll miss half your brain and be left in a coma and a burden on your family for 43 years!"

We started laughing so hard, some of us were crying. One of those moments.

crossfire · 11-14-2012, 03:23 PM

PSLs = Investment Gold

32green · 11-14-2012, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by southparkcpa

"Dont! If you are a real JETS fan you'll miss half your brain and be left in a coma and a burden on your family for 43 years!"

So true.

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Ruby2 · 11-14-2012, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by southparkcpa

I feel so good as a JETS fan right now. I am off the ledge, I dont give a fukk , no emotional tie and at the Charlotte JETS club on Sunday we had a BLAST!!! The older guys (Im 50) laughing at the younger kids who go back to about 1998 slamming the table, cursing etc... we told stories of where we were for the spike, 1986 etc.

One young kid said.."Im gonna blow my head off"

I commented across the room so many heard..

"Dont! If you are a real JETS fan you'll miss half your brain and be left in a coma and a burden on your family for 43 years!"

We started laughing so hard, some of us were crying. One of those moments.

It's funny because it's true.

JetFan - ATL · 11-14-2012, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by southparkcpa

I feel so good as a JETS fan right now. I am off the ledge, I dont give a fukk , no emotional tie and at the Charlotte JETS club on Sunday we had a BLAST!!! The older guys (Im 50) laughing at the younger kids who go back to about 1998 slamming the table, cursing etc... we told stories of where we were for the spike, 1986 etc.

One young kid said.."Im gonna blow my head off"

I commented across the room so many heard..

"Dont! If you are a real JETS fan you'll miss half your brain and be left in a coma and a burden on your family for 43 years!"

We started laughing so hard, some of us were crying. One of those moments.

Maybe that's what I need. A trip to the Jets Fan Club in Atlanta to 'smell the irony of the young'. Yea, that's it. Have you ever been to the Fan Club here? As I recall, it was fun last year. The Rams huh.

I remember Roman Gabriel. I am getting old.

Peebag · 11-14-2012, 04:16 PM

I am the Jets fan club in Lincoln Nebraska - now that's a true hoot...

RaoulDuke · 11-14-2012, 04:28 PM

How do you call Stokes' Mexican cousin?

Paragraph. Too short to be an ese.

32green · 11-14-2012, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

How do you call Stokes' Mexican cousin?

Paragraph. Too short to be an ese.

Hah?

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southparkcpa · 11-14-2012, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by JetFan - ATL

Maybe that's what I need. A trip to the Jets Fan Club in Atlanta to 'smell the irony of the young'. Yea, that's it. Have you ever been to the Fan Club here? As I recall, it was fun last year. The Rams huh.

I remember Roman Gabriel. I am getting old.

I have not but have heard very good things about it.

Dirtstar · 11-14-2012, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

How do you call Stokes' Mexican cousin?

Paragraph. Too short to be an ese.

SmellyFarts · 11-14-2012, 06:00 PM

This is my kind of thread

Lone Star Lady · 11-14-2012, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Peebag

I am the Jets fan club in Lincoln Nebraska - now that's a true hoot...

It's lonely out on the prairie.

There's actually a Central Texas Jets Fan Club. They meet at Mister Tramps (how appropriate) sports pub.
Maybe someday I'll go there, but I think I get enough commiserating here in the hampur.

11-14-2012, 02:22 PM	#1
Bing in Buffalo Is so very proud of his Son always Practice Squad Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 426	Share something funny with your fellow suffering jets fans http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm my favourite is Commodetion

11-14-2012, 02:40 PM	#2
JetFan - ATL Wanting to win a SB before I die! JET FAN since 1970. Undrafted Free Agent Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 229	Here Goes I have been out of work for quite sometime. (Software/Technology Sales) My health is not good and I have no insurance due to a pre-existing condition. I totally believe that there is age discrimination in this country (I just turned 50) although no one really speaks of it. I am also a life long JETS fan (if you met someone who knows me or ever did, it would be mentioned in the first five minutes of any discussion concerning me), so I have endured my share of pain. Sooooooo (here comes the funny part). Back in September I said to myself, "Oh well, I'll be alright, it's football season and I get to watch my beloved JETS play again" - NOW THAT'S F#%KIN FUNNY!!!

11-14-2012, 02:48 PM	#4
FlagmanL11 4 months until the first home tailgate!! Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: North Jersey Posts: 3,069	To the rescue.......

11-14-2012, 03:19 PM	#9
southparkcpa I see the 88 to 97 period all over again. Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: NC Posts: 15,755	I feel so good as a JETS fan right now. I am off the ledge, I dont give a fukk , no emotional tie and at the Charlotte JETS club on Sunday we had a BLAST!!! The older guys (Im 50) laughing at the younger kids who go back to about 1998 slamming the table, cursing etc... we told stories of where we were for the spike, 1986 etc. One young kid said.."Im gonna blow my head off" I commented across the room so many heard.. "Dont! If you are a real JETS fan you'll miss half your brain and be left in a coma and a burden on your family for 43 years!" We started laughing so hard, some of us were crying. One of those moments.

11-14-2012, 03:23 PM	#10
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,681	PSLs = Investment Gold

11-14-2012, 04:16 PM	#14
Peebag being disappointed since January 13th, 1969 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,122	I am the Jets fan club in Lincoln Nebraska - now that's a true hoot...

11-14-2012, 04:28 PM	#15
RaoulDuke Son of Ham Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Paris, France Posts: 11,872	How do you call Stokes' Mexican cousin? Paragraph. Too short to be an ese.

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SmellyFarts Banned Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 4	This is my kind of thread