That's some 16th birthday party

[Timmy®]

SOUTH GLENS FALLS (AP) — Authorities are investigating reports that exotic dancers performed lap dances on teenagers at a boy's surprise 16th birthday party in an upstate New York village.

South Glens Falls Police Chief Kevin Judd says photos on social networking sites were given to his department by people concerned about the Nov. 3 party at the Spare Time bowling alley.

At least one of the images shows a scantily clad, tattooed woman clinging upside down to a seated teen as others look on.

Saratoga County District Attorney James Murphy says Thursday investigators are trying to determine who hired the dancers and if the alley served alcohol to any of the 80 adults and teens.

He says child endangerment is among the potential charges. A man at the bowling alley says he can't comment.






if you did that to me on my 16th birthday, which means one day removed from 15, there would have been a mess somewhere.

[quantum]

looks like he got the Tuna Surprise

[Borgoguy]

This was that day's breakfast.

[Bonhomme Richard]

How do you know it was a 16th birthday party?

[32green]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

there would have been a mess somewhere.

A brown mess, prolly.


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[brady's a catcher]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

if you did that to me on my 16th birthday, which means one day removed from 15, there would have been a mess somewhere.

Why is a 16 year old in a room full of stripper meat playing on his stupid phone? Freakin' mo....

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by brady's a catcher

Why is a 16 year old in a room full of stripper meat playing on his stupid phone? Freakin' mo....

Because, unlike in my day, young guys are more interested in idiotic devices like phones, and video games, than p*ssy. What a generation. Morons.

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by 32green

A brown mess, prolly.


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I was IMPLYING that was a possibility

[Bonhomme Richard]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Because, unlike in my day, young guys are more interested in idiotic devices like phones, and video games, than p*ssy. What a generation. Morons.

Let's hope they're using their smartphones to videotape the entertainment for later use.

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

How do you know it was a 16th birthday party?

oh, i edited out the story

la fix

[32green]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

I was IMPLYING that was a possibility

No you were not. Allow me my moment.


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[Carlton]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Because, unlike in my day, young guys are more interested in idiotic devices like phones, and video games, than p*ssy. What a generation. Morons.

I won't say it.

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

Let's hope they're using their smartphones to videotape the entertainment for later use.

You have more faith than me, Paulie.

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by Carlton

I won't say it.

you'll text it

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by Carlton

I won't say it.

Cane shake? LOL.

[Carlton]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Cane shake? LOL.

**** that too. Also something about southside loving video games. Think my father was born in south glens falls. Timmy FU.

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by Carlton

**** that too. Also something about southside loving video games. Think my father was born in south glens falls. Timmy FU.

see? the new fangled text-type initials. what is wrong with this ghey generation?

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by Carlton

**** that too. Also something about southside loving video games. Think my father was born in south glens falls. Timmy FU.

southside missed all of the stripper portion of the party. He was outside making sure the limo was stocked with party favors and hand sanitizer.

[Gata]

In Ecuador once you hit a certain age some Dad's still take their kid's to a whore house.
I think stripper's are a safer approach LMAO

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by Gata

In Ecuador once you hit a certain age some Dad's still take their kid's to a whore house.
I think stripper's are a safer approach LMAO

Or chicks in Jet jerseys.