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Old 11-16-2012, 03:12 PM   #81
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Agreed, if bauxite was actually found within coal ore and not really aluminum ore, which is a completely separate entity and nowt to do with coal ore.
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I'll give you one of comedy's secrets:
Borgo, giving Flushking comedy tips is like wheeling Hawking onto a tennis court, duct-taping a raquet to his claw then launching an 100 mph serve into his mid-section.

ALot of effort, no return.

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Old 11-16-2012, 03:16 PM   #82
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Just wow on the new avatar image.
Great team ... amirite?

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Tim Tebow is not good enough a QB to get a series running the offense.

But he is good enough to run square out patterns as a primary receiver.

All you need to know about the Tanny/Rex/Tony brain trust.
You must have drifted off of the Landing Strip
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:18 PM   #83
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Borgo, giving Flushking comedy tips is like wheeling Hawking onto a tennis court, duct-taping a raquet to his claw then launching an 100 mph serve into his mid-section.

ALot of effort, no return.

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Now thats gold.

Pay attention when a master is working kids.

("claw" makes the joke FYI)
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:18 PM   #84
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Borgo, giving Flushking comedy tips is like wheeling Hawking onto a tennis court, duct-taping a raquet to his claw then launching an 100 mph serve into his mid-section.

ALot of effort, no return.

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Talk about putting the air brakes on a thread. Flushing's post left me stunned with incredulity at his lack of understanding vis-à-vis the Hampur's target audience.
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:22 PM   #85
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Talk about putting the air brakes on a thread. Flushing's post left me stunned with incredulity at his lack of understanding vis-à-vis the Hampur's target audience.
Are you sure "air brakes" is used properly?
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:27 PM   #86
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Are you sure "air brakes" is used properly?
I hope I did not offend those who might be employed in the air brake industry, even peripherally. My intent was not to imply that Flushing had somehow manufactured a futuristic device capable of arresting the development of a sports-related message board.
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:31 PM   #87
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I just said take it ore leave it.

Talk about not getting the joke.

Here's the smilie I left out for a clue.

Oh I got the original faux joke...but I didn't like it...

even when I pronounced "faux" like "bauxite"
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:36 PM   #88
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I hope I did not offend those who might be employed in the air brake industry, even peripherally. My intent was not to imply that Flushing had somehow manufactured a futuristic device capable of arresting the development of a sports-related message board.

The future is now since we've gone green.
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:37 PM   #89
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Great team ... amirite?
I would not have referred to your décolletage in such a crude manner, but yes.
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:37 PM   #90
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I just said take it ore leave it.

Talk about not getting the joke.
Oh they got it.

They just didn't like it.

See?
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:39 PM   #91
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I just said take it ore leave it.

Talk about not getting the joke.

Here's the smilie I left out for a clue.

Oh I got the original faux joke...but I didn't like it...

even when I pronounced "faux" like "bauxite"
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Oh they got it.

They just didn't like it.

See?
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:39 PM   #92
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I would not have referred to your décolletage in such a crude manner, but yes.
I see what you did their ... Well they play on my team
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:40 PM   #93
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I see what you did their ... Well they play on my team
Here's to hoping some lucky bloke is crashin' the boards.
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:43 PM   #94
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Now thats gold.

Pay attention when a master is working kids.

("claw" makes the joke FYI)
Oh great, now the morbidly obese kid with a bad wheel piles on.

The enema of my enemy is still an enema.
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:58 PM   #95
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Here's to hoping some lucky bloke is crashin' the boards.
Good God man, you're smitten.

Lol

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Old 11-16-2012, 04:00 PM   #96
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Great team ... amirite?



You must have drifted off of the Landing Strip
lol - nose down in the mud
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Old 11-16-2012, 04:00 PM   #97
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Good God man, you're smitten.

Lol

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I have no interest in beautiful young women, sexily outfitted and adorned with glamourous makeup, 32. You know this.
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Old 11-16-2012, 04:03 PM   #98
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I have no interest in beautiful young women, sexily outfitted and adorned with glamourous makeup, 32. You know this.
When they show up in this thread, let us know
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Old 11-16-2012, 04:06 PM   #99
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When they show up in this thread, let us know
Stop. Gata's a doll.
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