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Old 11-16-2012, 10:25 PM   #121
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**** that too. Also something about southside loving video games. Think my father was born in south glens falls. Timmy FU.
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southside missed all of the stripper portion of the party. He was outside making sure the limo was stocked with party favors and hand sanitizer.
I wont even talk about my strip club phase.... let's just say I had an expensive habit. Having a steady lady friend keeps me out of the club.
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Old 11-16-2012, 10:27 PM   #122
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One of the girls, Janice, was so impressed with his gallantry that she offered to pay for a "day of beauty" with her esthetician. She even suggested that southside could bring along his life mate or "cruising buddy" (her words). Ever the gentleman, southside allowed her to believe he was gay, rather than cause the lady embarrassment.
LMAO. Seriously bro, you're writing my obituary. Even though I'm probably 20 years your younger, I doubt I'll out live you. Write it in advance and PM me it just in case.
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Old 11-17-2012, 07:44 AM   #123
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Man, I had some ****ty friends when I was 16 when I see this.
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:11 AM   #124
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Au contraire, the bon mots have been "borrowed" wholesale from others' lexicons-
some people are just more skilled in pastiche and archive mining than others





































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Old 11-17-2012, 08:12 AM   #125
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LMAO. Seriously bro, you're writing my obituary.
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:56 AM   #126
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I think we are all writing southsides onbitiunary.


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Old 11-17-2012, 11:19 AM   #127
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LMAO. Seriously bro, you're writing my obituary. Even though I'm probably 20 years your younger, I doubt I'll out live you. Write it in advance and PM me it just in case.
My quill is at the ready.
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Old 11-17-2012, 11:24 AM   #128
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My quill is at the ready.


Wait, whut?
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Old 11-17-2012, 11:26 AM   #129
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a little of this, a little of that, a little what have you...and plenty of nude Monopoly
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Old 11-17-2012, 11:39 AM   #130
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LMAO. Seriously bro, you're writing my obituary.
I've seen the one he wrote me. Makes me not want to die so family and friends can't read it.
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Old 11-17-2012, 11:51 AM   #131
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a little of this, a little of that, a little what have you...and plenty of nude Monopoly
So you guys play Nude monopoly with each other? LMAO
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Old 11-17-2012, 12:08 PM   #132
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LOL. Not codpiece, quill, as in antiquated pen. Reference to my earlier post about "the old days" at my high school.
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Old 11-17-2012, 12:33 PM   #133
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Au contraire, the bon mots have been "borrowed" wholesale from others' lexicons-
some people are just more skilled in pastiche and archive mining than others
If the "iffin" people ever catch up with him he's focked.
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