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southside · 11-19-2012, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

Don't you mean "brayoffs"?

DID SOMEONE SAY
BRAYLON EDWARDS??!?!?!??!?!?!?!

Lone Star Lady · 11-19-2012, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by 32green

And you know how it will happen, right? A blocked 25 yard field goal.

Thaaaaaats right.

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Or Sark not seeing the receivers and throwing the ball anyway, and the ball bounces off the back of one of the OL into hands of DL guy who slowly lopes down the field for a TD.

32green · 11-19-2012, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by CraigFL

No one expected us to beat Brady or Manning at home in the playoffs. IF we make it anything is possible.

Did we REALLY beat Manning?

If the aforementioned infant somehow gets across the road without getting crushed by a car, does that mean its a brilliant tactician with remarkable agility, or is it still a babbling infant.

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Lone Star Lady · 11-19-2012, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

A round-house kick into the nutsack to eliminate us from the playoffs.

Check out this thread for my other team

http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=96298

"that man got hit on the penis."

southside · 11-19-2012, 10:25 AM

When I first posted in this thread I was excited and jubilant at the thought of the Jets making the playoffs.

And then 32green came along.

And now I am sad.

Bonhomme Richard · 11-19-2012, 10:25 AM

Jeez, I'm not even that dumb. The season is over. Tebow will get cut, Sanchez will get traded. Another 9 years of futility on draft whiffs and decrepit free agents.

Luckily I'm a Packers fan. Titletown baby. Discount double check straight down your throat. Etc. and so forth.

Sourceworx · 11-19-2012, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

Don't you mean "brayoffs"?

Maybe if Rex was Asian...

Fishooked · 11-19-2012, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

J Discount double check straight down your throat. Etc. and so forth.

You should hang your head in shame.

They are still running with that horrific tag-line, by including some fat kid at the end of the latest commercial.

I hate this ****ing kid.

Fishooked · 11-19-2012, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by southside

DID SOMEONE SAY
BRAYLON EDWARDS??!?!?!??!?!?!?!

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Originally Posted by Braumeister

Maybe if Rex was Asian...

*sigh*....common people, that's not what I meant:

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bray 1 (br)
v. brayed, bray·ing, brays
v.intr.
1. To utter the loud, harsh cry of a donkey.
2. To sound loudly and harshly: The foghorn brayed all night.
v.tr.
To emit (an utterance or a sound) loudly and harshly.
n.
1. The loud, harsh cry of a donkey.
2. A sound resembling that of a donkey: "an endless bray of pointless jocosity" (Louis Auchincloss).
[Middle English braien, from Old French braire, from Vulgar Latin *bragere, of Celtic origin.]

CraigFL · 11-19-2012, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by 32green

Did we REALLY beat Manning?

If the aforementioned infant somehow gets across the road without getting crushed by a car, does that mean its a brilliant tactician with remarkable agility, or is it still a babbling infant.

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No just a very lucky infant. However luck is a component of every win or loss. Ability only defines how much of a component luck is.

Fishooked · 11-19-2012, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by CraigFL

No just a very lucky infant. However luck is a component of every win or loss. Ability only defines how much of a component luck is.

Our infant also smells like he has shat his pantaloons.

Apache 51 · 11-19-2012, 10:53 AM

Run the table doesn't matter this current team is not going to win the SB.

Warfish · 11-19-2012, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Timmy®

It's terrible being an idiot.

You're not an idiot.

They can run the table.

They won't.

But they most certainly could. They have enough talent and a weak enough schedule.

Sadly, too many things would have to go right, and they simply won't.

By the way, the "I'm not a Jets Fan, I'm a ??? Fan" is literally the worst meme in JI History. Ugh.

southside · 11-19-2012, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Warfish

You're not an idiot.

They can run the table.

They won't.

But they most certainly could. They have enough talent and a weak enough schedule.

Sadly, too many things would have to go right, and they simply won't.

By the way, the "I'm not a Jets Fan, I'm a ??? Fan" is literally the worst meme in JI History. Ugh.

Meme? No good sir, it was giving up on this atrocity of team that we call the Jets and their losing tradition. Some of us just had enough that day.

I however, brought my evil voodoo to another franchise who immediately began to lose in worse fashion than the Jets.

Shame on you, sir. If I had a leather glove I'd challenge you to a duel.

thebigragu · 11-19-2012, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by 32green

Good. ANyone here really want to see this team in the playoffs?

It'll be like a infant crawling into traffic.

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With people booing

quantum · 11-19-2012, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Lone Star Lady

Check out this thread for my other team

http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=96298

"that man got hit on the penis."

southside · 11-19-2012, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by thebigragu

With people booing

You're a tad out of sequence.

It's people cheering for the baby to cross the road. People getting tired of the baby not crossing and start booing. People then cheering for the oncoming traffic to destroy the baby. The oncoming traffic does not destroy the baby and some fans boo while others look on in bewilderment. The baby arrives safely out of the road and every cheers like rabid wilderbeasts. The baby then dies of dehydration and everyone boos and devours the baby like a pack of deranged wilderbeasts.

Carlton · 11-19-2012, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by thebigragu

With people booing

lol, I can't wait for this new dream team of SouthSide and Timmy to lead us to the promise land.

thebigragu · 11-19-2012, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by southside

You're a tad out of sequence.

It's people cheering for the baby to cross the road. People getting tired of the baby not crossing and start booing. People then cheering for the oncoming traffic to destroy the baby. The oncoming traffic does not destroy the baby and some fans boo while others look on in bewilderment. The baby arrives safely out of the road and every cheers like rabid wilderbeasts. The baby then dies of dehydration and everyone boos and devours the baby like a pack of deranged wilderbeasts.

Im scooping the baby up, and unleashing an ak47 burst of judgement into the crowd of neanderthals cheering.

thebigragu · 11-19-2012, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Carlton

lol, I can't wait for this new dream team of SouthSide and Timmy to lead us to the promise land.

Flaccid n peaches the true story of two morons

11-19-2012, 10:25 AM	#25
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,898	When I first posted in this thread I was excited and jubilant at the thought of the Jets making the playoffs. And then 32green came along. And now I am sad.

11-19-2012, 10:25 AM	#26
Bonhomme Richard Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 4,103	Jeez, I'm not even that dumb. The season is over. Tebow will get cut, Sanchez will get traded. Another 9 years of futility on draft whiffs and decrepit free agents. Luckily I'm a Packers fan. Titletown baby. Discount double check straight down your throat. Etc. and so forth.

11-19-2012, 10:53 AM	#32
Apache 51 Let's Kill them all......... Hall Of Fame Join Date: May 2009 Location: In Morris Co.,N.J.,at the right end of a Browning 12 gauge Posts: 12,655	Run the table doesn't matter this current team is not going to win the SB.