The JI Hampur Holiday - & - NY Jive Turkeys vs NE (c0ck) Gobblers Gameday Thread ಠ_ಠ - Jets Insider.com Forums

Fishooked · 11-19-2012, 12:33 PM

Might as well start one now - time to get out the vitriol vs out most hated rivals on days that produce the most bloated stomachs.

In between shout outs of how ghey Brady is, feel free to discuss the ghey plans your wife or SO has lined up for you, as well as rant about your most detestable family members.

southside · 11-19-2012, 12:38 PM

How you do that?

Fishooked · 11-19-2012, 12:40 PM

As for me, thankfully our Thanksgiving tradition has changed for the better, in that it's very small, and the only people I need to deal with are my in-laws.

Now instead of having to drive all over creaton, we'll end up crashing at my sisters house so I can get good n loaded.

Fishooked · 11-19-2012, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by southside

How you do that?

I'm just pissed that I haven't used this sooner. ಠ_ಠ

quantum · 11-19-2012, 12:54 PM

excellent title

can we discuss the early Texans game also?

DDNYjets · 11-19-2012, 01:07 PM

凸(-_-)凸

brady's a catcher · 11-19-2012, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

Might as well start one now - time to get out the vitriol vs out most hated rivals on days that produce the most bloated stomachs.

In between shout outs of how ghey Brady is, feel free to discuss the ghey plans your wife or SO has lined up for you, as well as rant about your most detestable family members.

Oh, I save that for Festivus...

32green · 11-19-2012, 01:42 PM

Just bought a 23 lb. frozen block of dead bird for 31 bucks.

If Israel had any sense they'd be firing these things back at the Palestiranians, that would shut them the **** up right quick.

Just found out I have been assigned by the combined forces of wives to go with my bro in law into the city to see the parade with the kiddies.

On the bright side, he's pretty hooked up with the PD, so we should get some primo seating at teh expense of other families whose kids will be sh*t out of luck. Doesnt get any more heartwarming than that.

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Ruby2 · 11-19-2012, 01:46 PM

I want to go back in time and smack whoever decided that Turkey was to be the featured food of Thanksgiving.

32green · 11-19-2012, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Ruby2

I want to go back in time and smack whoever decided that Turkey was to be the featured food of Thanksgiving.

With your luck, you'd appear in his room as he was wanking like two days before he decided about Turkeys. He'd be like wtf dude and you'd be mesmerized by the hand action and he would pull a gun and blow your brains out.

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32green · 11-19-2012, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

With your luck, you'd appear in his room as he was wanking like two days before he decided about Turkeys. He'd be like wtf dude and you'd be mesmerized by the hand action and he would pull a gun and blow your brains out.

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Edit; I thought you were Southside, disregard.

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southside · 11-19-2012, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

With your luck, you'd appear in his room as he was wanking like two days before he decided about Turkeys. He'd be like wtf dude and you'd be mesmerized by the hand action and he would pull a gun and blow your brains out.

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Originally Posted by 32green

Edit; I thought you were Southside, disregard.

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This is in poor taste.

Jets Things · 11-19-2012, 02:06 PM

We go to a relatives house and they're local so no worries. My idiot wife volunteered to bring a side dish and received special request at that. She roasts brussel sprouts with balsamic vinegar (and salt and pepper), so now I get to wake up hungover as all fcuk on Thanksgiving morning to the retched stench of roasting green sh1t balls.

Ruby2 · 11-19-2012, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

With your luck, you'd appear in his room as he was wanking like two days before he decided about Turkeys. He'd be like wtf dude and you'd be mesmerized by the hand action and he would pull a gun and blow your brains out.

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WLF

Fishooked · 11-19-2012, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by southside

This is in poor taste.

To Rubes it is, yes.

32green · 11-19-2012, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Ruby2

WLF

That wasnt me.. and that wasnt supposed to be you.

I dont know what happened.

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Fishooked · 11-19-2012, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by quantum

excellent title

can we discuss the early Texans game also?

Of course....it is for all things Thanksgiving. After all, who can afford to move around from thread to thread being all bloated and what not. I say we keep all 3 games in this thread, interspersed with tales of Thanksgiving hell.

Carlton · 11-19-2012, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Jets Things

roasting green sh1t balls.

Sounds like a good nick name for the Jets this Thursday.

Dirtstar · 11-19-2012, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

Just bought a 23 lb. frozen block of dead bird for 31 bucks.

If Israel had any sense they'd be firing these things back at the Palestiranians, that would shut them the **** up right quick.

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since we're talking about Holy War and all that nonsense, they should fire frozen hambs at those beetches.

call it "Operation Paula Deen"

Lone Star Lady · 11-19-2012, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by quantum

excellent title

can we discuss the early Texans game also?

Absolutely!

<--- El Toro the Bull will be taking on the little lions of the motor city!

11-19-2012, 12:33 PM	#1
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,905	The JI Hampur Holiday - & - NY Jive Turkeys vs NE (c0ck) Gobblers Gameday Thread ಠ_ಠ Might as well start one now - time to get out the vitriol vs out most hated rivals on days that produce the most bloated stomachs. In between shout outs of how ghey Brady is, feel free to discuss the ghey plans your wife or SO has lined up for you, as well as rant about your most detestable family members.

11-19-2012, 12:38 PM	#2
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Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,905	As for me, thankfully our Thanksgiving tradition has changed for the better, in that it's very small, and the only people I need to deal with are my in-laws. Now instead of having to drive all over creaton, we'll end up crashing at my sisters house so I can get good n loaded.

11-19-2012, 12:54 PM	#5
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 18,031	excellent title can we discuss the early Texans game also?

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32green neerg23 Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,714	Just bought a 23 lb. frozen block of dead bird for 31 bucks. If Israel had any sense they'd be firing these things back at the Palestiranians, that would shut them the **** up right quick. Just found out I have been assigned by the combined forces of wives to go with my bro in law into the city to see the parade with the kiddies. On the bright side, he's pretty hooked up with the PD, so we should get some primo seating at teh expense of other families whose kids will be sh*t out of luck. Doesnt get any more heartwarming than that. -

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Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,484	We go to a relatives house and they're local so no worries. My idiot wife volunteered to bring a side dish and received special request at that. She roasts brussel sprouts with balsamic vinegar (and salt and pepper), so now I get to wake up hungover as all fcuk on Thanksgiving morning to the retched stench of roasting green sh1t balls.