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jetstream23 · 11-19-2012, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SAR I

Will you be giving the husband Thanksgiving sex?

While my wife will give it to me on Christmas, she always denies me on Thanksgiving. F-cking baked ziti.

SAR I

We're 98% sure I got the wife preggo on a Thanksgiving morning 7 years ago. And yes, every Thanksgiving she now giggles when she says it's time to baste the turkey!

southside · 11-19-2012, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by SAR I

Will you be giving the husband Thanksgiving sex?

While my wife will give it to me on Christmas, she always denies me on Thanksgiving. F-cking baked ziti.

SAR I

WTF is wrong with you?

BushyTheBeaver · 11-19-2012, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SAR I

Will you be giving the husband Th
While my wife will give it to me on Christmas, she always denies me on Thanksgiving. F-cking baked ziti.

SAR I

Give her one of these.

Carlton · 11-19-2012, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver

Give her one of these.

That octopus is holding one if its tentacles out ther......waiiiiiiiit a minute.

Peebag · 11-19-2012, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver

Give her one of these.

wait a minute mister, Jets Thing is the official dildo expert here in the hampuer...

Carlton · 11-20-2012, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Peebag

wait a minute mister, Jets Thing is the official dildo expert here in the hampuer...

Patriots fans trump even JT in that department.

Ruby2 · 11-20-2012, 12:32 AM

Why do you asshats let me venture off to the politics forum?

Timmy® · 11-20-2012, 06:46 AM

I had a dream last night that the Jets and Pats scored touchdowns on every possession of the first half, with the Jets scoring right before the end of the second quarter. Rex was trying a lot of crazy plays but they were all working. Ryan decided to have a non kicker try for the extra point, which really confused the commentators. Also, instead of kicking a football, the kicker attempted to kick a box of cereal. I said to my friend, "it's gonna be short." it was short.

I don't know who won, because I woke up. I felt that botched kick was going to be the difference and I was very upset.

crossfire · 11-20-2012, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Timmy®

Also, instead of kicking a football, the kicker attempted to kick a box of cereal. I said to my friend, "it's gonna be short." it was short.

I don't know who won, because I woke up. I felt that botched kick was going to be the difference and I was very upset.

RaoulDuke · 11-20-2012, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Ruby2

Why do you asshats let me venture off to the politics forum?

Technically speaking, what is an asshat?

Fishooked · 11-20-2012, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

Technically speaking, what is an asshat?

I believe it's a variation of someone who has their head up their ass.
Therefore, they wear their ass as a hat, so 'asshat' was born.

At least that's how I understand it anyway.

32green · 11-20-2012, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Timmy®

I had a dream last night that the Jets and Pats scored touchdowns on every possession of the first half, with the Jets scoring right before the end of the second quarter. Rex was trying a lot of crazy plays but they were all working. Ryan decided to have a non kicker try for the extra point, which really confused the commentators. Also, instead of kicking a football, the kicker attempted to kick a box of cereal. I said to my friend, "it's gonna be short." it was short.

I don't know who won, because I woke up. I felt that botched kick was going to be the difference and I was very upset.

See, this, combined with the CLowny, Bray and Kerly thread debacle leads me to believe you've taken a object to the head.

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Timmy® · 11-20-2012, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

Technically speaking, what is an asshat?

it's like an asschapeau

RaoulDuke · 11-20-2012, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

I believe it's a variation of someone who has their head up their ass.
Therefore, they wear their ass as a hat, so 'asshat' was born.

At least that's how I understand it anyway.

oh...somewhat dissapoint.

Anywhoo, can't wait to post a 50-burger on you dooshes! Maybe we'll have Woodhead throw a TD in there as well.

Sourceworx · 11-20-2012, 08:21 AM

Thanksgiving is going to be nice and quiet this year. Just me, the wife, my parents, her parents, my brother and his kids. Very nice.

I also have a whole bunch of these bottled and ready to go.

Big L · 11-20-2012, 08:22 AM

^^ Ahhh, pumpkin beer... Prolly goes well with pumpkin pie.

Sourceworx · 11-20-2012, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Big L

^^ Ahhh, pumpkin beer... Prolly goes well with pumpkin pie.

Indeed it does.

quantum · 11-20-2012, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Carlton

That octopus is holding one if its tentacles out ther......waiiiiiiiit a minute.

and as the light goes on over Caltron's head, we bid adieu to tween innocence in the Hampur.

PlumberKhan · 11-20-2012, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Timmy®

I had a dream last night that the Jets and Pats scored touchdowns on every possession of the first half, with the Jets scoring right before the end of the second quarter. Rex was trying a lot of crazy plays but they were all working. Ryan decided to have a non kicker try for the extra point, which really confused the commentators. Also, instead of kicking a football, the kicker attempted to kick a box of cereal. I said to my friend, "it's gonna be short." it was short.

I don't know who won, because I woke up. I felt that botched kick was going to be the difference and I was very upset.

Gotta chill out on the bath salts, Tim. Especially before bed....

Fishooked · 11-20-2012, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Braumeister

Thanksgiving is going to be nice and quiet this year. Just me, the wife, my parents, her parents, my brother and his kids. Very nice.

I also have a whole bunch of these bottled and ready to go.

Hey, sourceworx - are you going incognito on us or something?
Any reason you abandoned the old name?

I thought that said 'Hairy Balz' for a second, but your name is good too (I guess

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11-20-2012, 06:46 AM	#48
Timmy® JI's own Reverend Jim. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,492	I had a dream last night that the Jets and Pats scored touchdowns on every possession of the first half, with the Jets scoring right before the end of the second quarter. Rex was trying a lot of crazy plays but they were all working. Ryan decided to have a non kicker try for the extra point, which really confused the commentators. Also, instead of kicking a football, the kicker attempted to kick a box of cereal. I said to my friend, "it's gonna be short." it was short. I don't know who won, because I woke up. I felt that botched kick was going to be the difference and I was very upset. Last edited by Timmy®; 11-20-2012 at 06:49 AM.

11-20-2012, 12:32 AM	#47
Ruby2 Patron and Grapefruit Juice Bitchess!!! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Jerseystrong Posts: 17,025	Why do you asshats let me venture off to the politics forum?

11-20-2012, 08:21 AM	#55
Sourceworx Hall Of Fame Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Long Island Posts: 13,418	Thanksgiving is going to be nice and quiet this year. Just me, the wife, my parents, her parents, my brother and his kids. Very nice. I also have a whole bunch of these bottled and ready to go.

11-20-2012, 08:22 AM	#56
Big L Plus six thousand posts Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,062	^^ Ahhh, pumpkin beer... Prolly goes well with pumpkin pie.