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FF2® · 11-20-2012, 10:00 AM

Worst day of the year by FAR.

Timmy® · 11-20-2012, 10:01 AM

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Worst day of the year by FAR.

common!

pounding Frescas and watching the Jets pound the Pats

32green · 11-20-2012, 10:02 AM

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I'm not implying anything about you and your kids

but ever notice no one ever has a shy*tty baby?

You ever notice that people without kids, hate others peoples kids, but almost always have a pet (kid substitute) that visitors are supposed to fawn over as if it was a child?

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FF2® · 11-20-2012, 10:04 AM

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common!

pounding Frescas and watching the Jets pound the Pats

in-laws up from FL....don't me me started.

All week I can use the "really busy at work" excuse, walk the dog, go to the gym (I know, but they buy it) ...tons of excuses.

T-Day is like being held hostage.

Can't wait to hear more about the blood in your urine "Mom".

Timmy® · 11-20-2012, 10:07 AM

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You ever notice that people without kids, hate others peoples kids, but almost always have a pet (kid substitute) that visitors are supposed to fawn over as if it was a child?

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it's good that parents see their kids as special so somebody will like them.

as for other children, I enjoy these ages

zero to four weeks

5 years to 9 years

19 yrs and beyond

Jets Things · 11-20-2012, 10:12 AM

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Wise man. People will be sick of their ****, soon enough.

I ain't no dummy. Oh and I'm already sick of them.

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I'm not implying anything about you and your kids

but ever notice no one ever has a shy*tty baby?

No worries, I didn't think you were implying.

Our daughter was a great baby, but our son sucks. Can't put the kid down for 2 seconds to do something before he starts screaming. HATES not being held. And of course my wife comes running rather than letting him cry for a bit. My head-spinning

non-womans logic of "If he cries and you pick him up to sooth him, he'll know you'll come running for anything and just cry his ass off" is wasted "because he's a baby and babies need to be held." Eff that.

Timmy® · 11-20-2012, 10:16 AM

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Our daughter was a great baby, but our son sucks.

i give you a lot of credit

Timmy® · 11-20-2012, 10:19 AM

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in-laws up from FL....don't me me started.

Florida scots or florida jews?

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Can't wait to hear more about the blood in your urine "Mom".

not long ago, when i was in a waiting room with my mom, she announced that J-Lo's skirt was not covering her "vagina".

Jets Things · 11-20-2012, 10:22 AM

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i give you a lot of credit

Eh, I'm just a cynical realist. Love the kid more than anything, but he can be brutal. Especially on the changing table. All I want to do is clean the doots out of his ass, but he's more interested in rolling over to grab the box of wipes, smearing feces on the pad cover. Little miracles, every one of them!!

Porgyman · 11-20-2012, 10:31 AM

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Eh, we're not really like that. The girl is almost 3 and the boy is 10 months, so they're still adorable enough for everyone to want to play with them, leaving us to relax. Once they're both fully mobile, we'll keep a keener eye out. As for the rubbing alcohol, my wife did that with our daughter a few months ago.

"Are you stupid? One bottle is brown and the other is clearish."
"I forgot which was which."
"That's what the labels are for."
"Sorry smartass, I was just trying to get her to stop screaming."
"How'd that work out?"
"You know what-"
"Don't say something you'll regret." (my wife is a bit of a hot-head when pushed)
"Go fukc yourself. There. I don't regret that at all." (self-satisfied smile)
"You better wash out that mouth or I'm not letting it near my dick later." "Hahahahahahahaha!! You wish." Argument over, forgiveness all around, daughter still crying.

Your wife said this to you???

RaoulDuke · 11-20-2012, 10:33 AM

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I'm not implying anything about you and your kids

but ever notice no one ever has a shy*tty baby?

Same thing about women analyzing other women.

All the other women are high maintenance, except her.

Her: "Wow, you can't say anything to her without her taking offense"
Me: "Uh..."
Her: "What!"
Me: "..well...you know sometimes when....pass the salt please"

RaoulDuke · 11-20-2012, 10:34 AM

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Your wife said this to you???

Are you saying his wife has a dick?

Brooklyn Jet · 11-20-2012, 10:34 AM

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Give her one of these.

Whats that, The Call of Clit-hulhu?

Porgyman · 11-20-2012, 10:40 AM

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Are you saying his wife has a dick?

Read the sequence of comments. Him/Her/Him/Her.....

And whatever floats his boat....

Jets Things · 11-20-2012, 10:44 AM

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Read the sequence of comments. Him/Her/Him/Her.....

And whatever floats his boat....

Right, the first one was me. Maybe you should read the sequence again.

RaoulDuke · 11-20-2012, 10:44 AM

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Eh, we're not really like that. The girl is almost 3 and the boy is 10 months, so they're still adorable enough for everyone to want to play with them, leaving us to relax. Once they're both fully mobile, we'll keep a keener eye out. As for the rubbing alcohol, my wife did that with our daughter a few months ago.

Him "Are you stupid? One bottle is brown and the other is clearish."
Her "I forgot which was which."
Him "That's what the labels are for."
Her "Sorry smartass, I was just trying to get her to stop screaming."
Him "How'd that work out?"
Her "You know what-"
Him "Don't say something you'll regret." (my wife is a bit of a hot-head when pushed)
Her "Go fukc yourself. There. I don't regret that at all." (self-satisfied smile)
Him "You better wash out that mouth or I'm not letting it near my dick later."
Her "Hahahahahahahaha!! You wish." Argument over, forgiveness all around, daughter still crying.

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Read the sequence of comments. Him/Her/Him/Her.....

And whatever floats his boat....

Porgyman · 11-20-2012, 10:46 AM

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Right, the first one was me. Maybe you should read the sequence again.

Ahhhhhh....it all makes sense now....

But it is still a better conversation the other way!!!

Jets Things · 11-20-2012, 10:48 AM

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Ahhhhhh....it all makes sense now....

But it is still a better conversation the other way!!!

LOL, yeah for you!

32green · 11-20-2012, 10:49 AM

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he's more interested in rolling over to grab the box of wipes, smearing feces on the pad cover.

Just like papa!

Going with Timmmys point, one of the reasons we wont let a stranger watch our kids is because we know how much patience you need with your own kids, never mind someone elses.

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Sourceworx · 11-20-2012, 10:52 AM

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Florida scots or florida jews?

Come on now Timmy. That's a stupid question. We both know the answer.

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