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Fishooked · 11-22-2012, 11:37 AM

Started drinking already. Too soon?

I need to start creating my alcohol forcefield a couple of hours prior to my inlaws arriving. I need to create an aura of numbness.

Jetworks · 11-22-2012, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

Started drinking already. Too soon?

I need to start creating my alcohol forcefield a couple of hourse prior to my inlaws arriving.

LOL, it's 4PM somewhere in the world, right!?!?

I'll start somewhere around 2, I think.

POSSIBLY SOONER.

Fishooked · 11-22-2012, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Jetworks

LOL, it's 4PM somewhere in the world, right!?!?

I'll start somewhere around 2, I think.

POSSIBLY SOONER.

I'm on my 2nd already.

Sooo, by what quarter do we think the Lions will be completely out of this game? My guess is around 9:00 to go in the 3rd

Jetworks · 11-22-2012, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

I'm on my 2nd already.

Sooo, by what quarter do we think the Lions will be completely out of this game? My guess is around 9:00 to go in the 3rd

They're winning in the 2nd?

I think they can win.

Lone Star Lady · 11-22-2012, 01:52 PM

I hope they don't.

Oh, look:

TD, Texans!!!!!!

Jetworks · 11-22-2012, 02:16 PM

First course:

Icanhazthanksgiving?

Fishooked · 11-22-2012, 02:28 PM

I'm going to be ****faced by the time the Cowgirls take the field.

Also go Texans - shout out to LSL & quantum and their new teams!

Lone Star Lady · 11-22-2012, 02:33 PM

Thanks, Fish.

Great spread, Jw!

I just put the turkey breast in the oven.

Opened a bottle of wine.

When are the Jets on again?

Timmy® · 11-22-2012, 04:30 PM

Good food. Good drink. A rare television like Thanksgiving with no problems. Most importantly- EVERYONE IS GONE

PlumberKhan · 11-22-2012, 05:38 PM

Sup, b*tches?

Sent from my 8.6 acre property with 4 bedroom house with waterfront views and low utility costs because of the gas well on my property using fireworks...

RussianGreen · 11-22-2012, 06:09 PM

Man, am I drynk or what. This new vodka Mamont is increadibel.

Fishooked · 11-22-2012, 07:13 PM

Ugh, finally finished eating 3 plates of food 20 minutes ago.
Had to endure the drama of the "the button didn't pop but the turkey looks done" nonsense.

Can I put my sweats on now?

Fishooked · 11-22-2012, 07:17 PM

Also that was a hell of an entertaining early game. I still think the Lions got hosed though - so why couldnt they not review the play?

Also when did Erin Andrews join fox?

Fishooked · 11-22-2012, 07:41 PM

All I have to say is watching football with my mother in law in the room is the absolute worst. If they are still here when the Jets game starts, I am heading to the downstairs non-HD television.

In her defense she really isn't all there from her dementia and what not.
Which is precisely why I drink heavily before they arrive...for patience.

Fishooked · 11-22-2012, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

All I have to say is watching football with my mother in law in the room is the absolute worst. If they are still here when the Jets game starts, I am heading to the downstairs non-HD television.

In her defense she really isn't all there from her dementia and what not.
Which is precisely why I drink heavily before they arrive...for patience.

Anyway, back to my current point. She never knows if its the first quarter, 2nd, overtime, etc. So anytime the crowd or the announcer raises their voice, so does she:

"Omg, he's got it! They won! They won! What happened?"

"Oh WOW DID YOU SEE HOW HE GOT THAT?!"

"Oh no, there's only 4 MINUTES LEFT. THEY GOTTA HURRY!"

"Oh no. No. NO. NO! Wait, what?"

RazorJet · 11-22-2012, 07:57 PM

I hope we show up tonight. Last two Thursday night games we played I think we're Denver and Cinncy and we sucked on offense in both games.

Fishooked · 11-22-2012, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by RazorJet

I hope we show up tonight. Last two Thursday night games we played I think we're Denver and Cinncy and we sucked on offense in both games.

Yeah but we won the game vs Cincy when we were home.
All we can hope is that we're still in it in the 4th qtr and then see who steps up.

Jets Things · 11-22-2012, 08:00 PM

Kids were beyond awful. The girl refused to nap today and the boy napped too long (I told my wife we had to wake him, but noooooo). Got to family's house at 4:30 and home by 7. If we were in public rather than with family we would have lasted five minutes instead of a few hours. Both kids are asleep now, I plan on finishing a magnum of wine before the game starts and switching to beer. Worst Thanksgiving ever, topped by my grandmother laughingly telling me I was worse than my daughter at that age. Whatever b***h.

Edit: still love you grandma, but knock it off.

DDNYjets · 11-22-2012, 08:07 PM

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Icanhazthanksgiving?

She's a beaut!!

What is in that middle plate? Ribs and braciole? Looks amazing.

brady's a catcher · 11-22-2012, 08:07 PM

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Man, am I drynk or what. This new vodka Mamont is increadibel.

Nice marmot...

11-22-2012, 11:37 AM	#141
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,715	Started drinking already. Too soon? I need to start creating my alcohol forcefield a couple of hours prior to my inlaws arriving. I need to create an aura of numbness. Last edited by Fishooked; 11-22-2012 at 12:04 PM.

11-22-2012, 08:00 PM	#158
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,415	Kids were beyond awful. The girl refused to nap today and the boy napped too long (I told my wife we had to wake him, but noooooo). Got to family's house at 4:30 and home by 7. If we were in public rather than with family we would have lasted five minutes instead of a few hours. Both kids are asleep now, I plan on finishing a magnum of wine before the game starts and switching to beer. Worst Thanksgiving ever, topped by my grandmother laughingly telling me I was worse than my daughter at that age. Whatever b**h. Edit: still love you grandma, but knock it off. Last edited by Jets Things; 11-22-2012 at 08:03 PM.*

11-22-2012, 01:52 PM	#145
Lone Star Lady Veteran Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: TX via MA via CT Posts: 1,834	I hope they don't. Oh, look: TD, Texans!!!!!!

11-22-2012, 02:16 PM	#146
Jetworks murse in training Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,456	First course: Icanhazthanksgiving?

11-22-2012, 02:28 PM	#147
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,715	I'm going to be ****faced by the time the Cowgirls take the field. Also go Texans - shout out to LSL & quantum and their new teams!

11-22-2012, 02:33 PM	#148
Lone Star Lady Veteran Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: TX via MA via CT Posts: 1,834	Thanks, Fish. Great spread, Jw! I just put the turkey breast in the oven. Opened a bottle of wine. When are the Jets on again?

11-22-2012, 04:30 PM	#149
Timmy® JI's own Reverend Jim. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,493	Good food. Good drink. A rare television like Thanksgiving with no problems. Most importantly- EVERYONE IS GONE

11-22-2012, 05:38 PM	#150
PlumberKhan BRACE YOURSELVES FOR 12... Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Van down by the river Posts: 21,014	Sup, b*tches? Sent from my 8.6 acre property with 4 bedroom house with waterfront views and low utility costs because of the gas well on my property using fireworks...

11-22-2012, 06:09 PM	#151
RussianGreen hates you Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 4,418	Man, am I drynk or what. This new vodka Mamont is increadibel.

11-22-2012, 07:13 PM	#152
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,715	Ugh, finally finished eating 3 plates of food 20 minutes ago. Had to endure the drama of the "the button didn't pop but the turkey looks done" nonsense. Can I put my sweats on now?

11-22-2012, 07:17 PM	#153
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,715	Also that was a hell of an entertaining early game. I still think the Lions got hosed though - so why couldnt they not review the play? Also when did Erin Andrews join fox?

11-22-2012, 07:41 PM	#154
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,715	All I have to say is watching football with my mother in law in the room is the absolute worst. If they are still here when the Jets game starts, I am heading to the downstairs non-HD television. In her defense she really isn't all there from her dementia and what not. Which is precisely why I drink heavily before they arrive...for patience.

11-22-2012, 07:57 PM	#156
RazorJet W P S! !!!! no, i mean it. Veteran Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Atkins, Arkansas Posts: 1,621	I hope we show up tonight. Last two Thursday night games we played I think we're Denver and Cinncy and we sucked on offense in both games.