OMG the real McKayla Maroney Was at the Game!

[Mike D]

Is there a fake McKayla Maroney?

[McGinley]

Originally Posted by SlickBri481

I know, I know. When is she turning 18?

In 2 years. Damn.

See, the thing about jailbait is that while I keep getting older, they stay the same age. FUUUUUUUUU

[JetsCrazey]

gotta love The Onion....

http://www.theonion.com/articles/ame...ey-afte,29933/

America Ends Love Affair With McKayla Maroney After Finding Out She’s 16

WASHINGTON—Just two months after the close of the 2012 Summer Olympics in London, the nation’s love affair with gold-medal-winning gymnast McKayla Maroney came to an abrupt end Tuesday after Americans discovered she is only 16 years old. “Whoa,” 31-year-old Greg Adamko said upon learning that Maroney was born in 1995, adding that he “totally thought she was at least 19.” “I mean, it’s not like I ever—Jesus Christ, 16? Are you sure? ****.” At press time, sources confirmed that citizens across the country were quickly deleting their Internet histories.

[Vinny Testaverde's Niece]

Originally Posted by Mike D

Is there a fake McKayla Maroney?

There's this thing called the internet now, virtual vs real. Virtual has superceded real.

[McGinley]

Originally Posted by Vinny Testaverde's Niece

There's this thing called the internet now, virtual vs real. Virtual has superceded real.

And you're entirely fictional.

[SlickBri481]

Originally Posted by McGinley

In 2 years. Damn.

See, the thing about jailbait is that while I keep getting older, they stay the same age. FUUUUUUUUU

Haha nice one Wooderson!

[Mike D]

Originally Posted by Vinny Testaverde's Niece

There's this thing called the internet now, virtual vs real. Virtual has superceded real.

What's the internet?

[Nike]

Originally Posted by DDNYjets

LOL. Is that the scarfs they gave away?

Can't believe I missed out on that.

thats a tartan plaid scarf.

[Vinny Testaverde's Niece]

Originally Posted by Nike

thats a tartan plaid scarf.

I thought it was argyle.

[JetPotato]

Originally Posted by SlickBri481

I know, I know. When is she turning 18?

Love when people say this. As if all you have to do is wait a couple years, cuz that's really the only thing standing in the way of banging her.

Fap away, bro. No one can arrest you for the sick thoughts you have in the private moments in the bathroom with a sock.

[NYJ37/12]

Originally Posted by SAR I

I have 4 of 'em. Would make a good noose.

SAR I

There's still time...




Just messing with you.

[Green + White]

Not impressed by her. -.-

[usapaw]

Marky Sanchez has got to take her in NJ....legal there.

[AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite]

Originally Posted by Traitor Jay & the Woodies

Patiently waiting for her to turn 18...

Me too...

[Traitor Jay & the Woodies]

Originally Posted by AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite

Me too...

Not impressed with how you changed my quote.

[AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite]

Originally Posted by Traitor Jay & the Woodies

Not impressed with how you read my mind.

[Vinny Testaverde's Niece]

Originally Posted by Mike D

What's the internet?

Look it up - use the internet.

[rainman]

16 is the age of consent in many (if not a majority of) states in the US... nothing wrong with being attracted to a 16 year old.

[32green]

Originally Posted by rainman

16 is the age of consent in many (if not a majority of) states in the US... nothing wrong with being attracted to a 16 year old.

Yeah...but maybe a little bit weird to post about it.




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[rainman]

Originally Posted by 32green

Yeah...but maybe a little bit weird to post about it.




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for most of human history men married 13, 14, 15 year old women. Natasha was 15 when she received her first proposal, from Denisov, in Tolstoy's War & Peace (in around 1808).