Supermod shakin318 resigns despite record popularity - Jets Insider.com Forums

shakin318 · 11-26-2012, 08:10 AM

Citing irreconcilable dooshiness and a general decline of the quality of interactions in JI, revered and beloved shakin318 has decided he no longer wishes to be the indisputable face of the turbulent fan site.

"I've been here since 1999, when it was Sooth, me and the janitor" said 318, amid a chorus of weeping hampurites begging him to reconsider. "But the legendary posters who made this place what it was are long gone. You just can't get it done with southside-quality posters in this day and age."

318 promises to lurk and continue with arbitrary drunken bannings, but will do so in the style of less-talented and less-respected moderators such as 32Green. He will still be co-hosting the annual hampur Superbowl party with fellow quitter JStokes -- an annual bash to which Timmy and Peebag are still not invited.

AP 2012

Dirtstar · 11-26-2012, 08:13 AM

PS: still no room for Rubey on teh mod squad

1greenNUT · 11-26-2012, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by shakin318

Citing irreconcilable dooshiness and a general decline of the quality of interactions in JI, revered and beloved shakin318 has decided he no longer wishes to be the indisputable face of the turbulent fan site.

"I've been here since 1999, when it was Sooth, me and the janitor" said 318, amid a chorus of weeping hampurites begging him to reconsider. "But the legendary posters who made this place what it was are long gone. You just can't get it done with southside-quality posters in this day and age."

318 promises to lurk and continue with arbitrary drunken bannings, but will do so in the style of less-talented and less-respected moderators such as 32Green. He will still be co-hosting the annual hampur Superbowl party with fellow quitter JStokes -- an annual bash to which Timmy and Peebag are still not invited.

AP 2012

You are a mod?

crossfire · 11-26-2012, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirtstar

PS: still no room for Rubey on teh mod squad

Fishooked · 11-26-2012, 08:21 AM

I can think of at least two things wrong with this thread title.

32green · 11-26-2012, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by shakin318

less-talented and less-respected moderators such as 32Green

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Big L · 11-26-2012, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by shakin318

less-talented and less-respected moderators such as 32Green.

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Originally Posted by 32green

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LMFAO!

Almost spit coffee on the 'puter screen. Good work, boys.

Fishooked · 11-26-2012, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by 1greenNUT

You are a mod?

Dirtstar · 11-26-2012, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

I can think of at least two things wrong with this thread title.

yes, for starters it should read "supermodel"

crossfire · 11-26-2012, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirtstar

yes, for starters it should read "supermodel"

Borgoguy · 11-26-2012, 09:39 AM

Thanks for mentioning me.

Seriously, I hope this is a goof. This place will not be the same without Shakin's input, so to speak.

32green · 11-26-2012, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Shakin's input

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WestCoastOffensive · 11-26-2012, 10:58 AM

There's no such things as an Inpoopable face of JI.

If you don't come into work; we will wait for you at the bank.

southside · 11-26-2012, 10:58 AM

Hey now what the heck!

southside · 11-26-2012, 11:04 AM

You're just hungover... give it a few hours and take a nap.

Warfish · 11-26-2012, 11:06 AM

A J.I. HoF Career coming to an end?

I doubt it.

Shakin is no flash-in-the-pan Mod like some were.

He's the real deal.

He's the Hector "Macho" Camacho of J.I.

southside · 11-26-2012, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Warfish

He's the Hector "Macho" Camacho of J.I.

Too soon?

crasherino · 11-26-2012, 11:47 AM

At least we'll have strippers at this year's Super Bowl Party. Last year, FishHooked was in charge and we had stripers. Similar, but very different.

Timmy® · 11-26-2012, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by southside

Too soon?

not soon enough

Fishooked · 11-26-2012, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by crasherino

At least we'll have strippers at this year's Super Bowl Party. Last year, FishHooked was in charge and we had stripers. Similar, but very different.

I was close, they both smelled like fish.
The stripers had better looking mouths tho

11-26-2012, 08:10 AM	#1
shakin318 Beslubbering beef-witted lout Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Funkytown Posts: 7,177	Supermod shakin318 resigns despite record popularity Citing irreconcilable dooshiness and a general decline of the quality of interactions in JI, revered and beloved shakin318 has decided he no longer wishes to be the indisputable face of the turbulent fan site. "I've been here since 1999, when it was Sooth, me and the janitor" said 318, amid a chorus of weeping hampurites begging him to reconsider. "But the legendary posters who made this place what it was are long gone. You just can't get it done with southside-quality posters in this day and age." 318 promises to lurk and continue with arbitrary drunken bannings, but will do so in the style of less-talented and less-respected moderators such as 32Green. He will still be co-hosting the annual hampur Superbowl party with fellow quitter JStokes -- an annual bash to which Timmy and Peebag are still not invited. AP 2012

11-26-2012, 08:13 AM	#2
Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,790	PS: still no room for Rubey on teh mod squad

11-26-2012, 08:21 AM	#5
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,714	I can think of at least two things wrong with this thread title.

11-26-2012, 09:39 AM	#11
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,391	Thanks for mentioning me. Seriously, I hope this is a goof. This place will not be the same without Shakin's input, so to speak.

11-26-2012, 10:58 AM	#13
WestCoastOffensive Lying to the Smithsonian Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,652	There's no such things as an Inpoopable face of JI. If you don't come into work; we will wait for you at the bank.

11-26-2012, 10:58 AM	#14
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,888	Hey now what the heck!

11-26-2012, 11:04 AM	#15
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,888	You're just hungover... give it a few hours and take a nap.

11-26-2012, 11:06 AM	#16
Warfish JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 35,000	A J.I. HoF Career coming to an end? I doubt it. Shakin is no flash-in-the-pan Mod like some were. He's the real deal. He's the Hector "Macho" Camacho of J.I.

11-26-2012, 11:47 AM	#18
crasherino Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: NYC Posts: 16,826	At least we'll have strippers at this year's Super Bowl Party. Last year, FishHooked was in charge and we had stripers. Similar, but very different.