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Old 11-26-2012, 11:28 AM   #1
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Why are there no "Sage Stuffing" Flavored Potato Chips?

Seriously?

This:



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WHY NOT???

Not only would it be the perfect side dish for post-Thanksgiving and Post-Christmas leftover turkey sammiches, it would be good year-round for a variety of sammich-side-dich needs.

WHY IS THIS NO ON MY PLATE???????

I can literally go to the market and get "Tiwaneese Chili, Hungarian Cream and Organic Goats Cheese" flavored potato chips......and no plain old basic "Stuffing Flavor" chips?

So fail.
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Old 11-26-2012, 12:27 PM   #2
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Be warned. Walkers is a British company...so the chips probably taste like urinal mints and tea made from gym socks.
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Old 11-26-2012, 12:32 PM   #3
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Be warned. Walkers is a British company...so the chips probably taste like urinal mints and tea made from gym socks.
Walkers is Lays, I thought. British imprint of a U.S. brand.

Good find tho brofist.
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Old 11-26-2012, 12:57 PM   #4
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Be warned. Walkers is a British company...so the chips probably taste like urinal mints and tea made from gym socks.
Since they are British, they probably taste like plain potatoes.
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Old 11-26-2012, 01:17 PM   #5
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Well, these sound tasty.

6. Walkers Turkey and Stuffing
The British snack company responsible for Cajun Squirrel crisps brings us a rather tame chip, all things considered, with its tried-and-true Turkey and Stuffing flavor. Notes of gamey dark meat and a lot of sage come to mind. The only thing worse would be the addition of candied yams, cranberries and pumpkin pie.

2. Walkers Cajun Squirrel
What the huh? Squirrel? Those zany Brits. Cajun Squirrel was just one of the six flavors that the British company selected for its "Do Us a Flavour" campaign in which customers were asked to vote on the flavor they most wanted to come to fruition. The other contenders? Fish and Chips, Chili and Chocolate, Crispy Duck and Hoisin, Onion Bhaji, and Builder's Breakfast, a mix of egg, bacon, sausage and beans (which took home the gold).

1. Tako Octopus Flavored Chips
Although shaped more fishlike than cephalopod, these funky snacks from Nong Shim are described by the company as “Round & cute octopus-shaped (joyful to the eye); tasty & salty; and smell of octopus.” Reviewers describe them as strange, fishy, octopus-like and ... addictive!


"gamey dark meat" taste or "smells of octopus" -- WLF?


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Old 11-26-2012, 01:21 PM   #6
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The Brits get a much better flavor selection than we do (I had a few of these when I was in Scotland). They're far from tasteless, same deal as our Lays.

BBQ Rib (Black)
Cheese & Onion (Blue)
Pickled Onion (Yellow)
Prawn Cocktail (Pink)
Ready Salted (Red)
Roast Chicken (Orange)
Salt & Vinegar (Green)
Smoky Bacon (Dark Red)
Steak & Onion (Brown)
Tomato Ketchup (Dark Brown and Dark Green – originally branded as Tomato Ketchup flavour)
Worcester Sauce (Purple)
Turkey & Stuffing (Dark Green)
Spicy (Peach)
Cheddar Cheese (Yellow)
Sour Cream & Chive (Cream)

Former Flavors:

Baked Bean (Orange) Comic relief 2003 limited edition
Baked Ham & Mustard (Orange)[10]
Barbecue (Black, replaced by BBQ Rib)
Beef & Onion (Brown, replaced by Steak & Onion)
Cheese (Yellow)
Cheese & Branston Pickle (Dark Green)
Cheese & Chive (Green & Yellow)
Chicken Tikka (Brown)
Ham & Mustard (Dark Pink)
Jamaican Jerk Chicken (Light Green)
Lamb Curry (Dark Yellow)
Lamb & Mint Sauce (Dark Green)[10]
Marmite (Yellow/Black)
Ploughmans (Light and Dark Green)
Roast Gammon (Pink and Black)
Roast Turkey & Stuffing (Dull Green & Snowflakes) Christmas edition
Roast Turkey with Paxo Sage & Onion Stuffing (Dark Purple) Christmas edition
Sausage & Heinz Tomato Ketchup (White)
Spicy Chilli (Dark Purple)
Spicy Mango Chutney (Yellow)
Spring Onion (Light Green)
Toasted Cheese (Yellow)
Pizza (green)

Special Limited Edition Event Flavors:

American Cheeseburger
Argentinean Flame Grilled Steak
Australian BBQ Kangaroo
Brazilian Salsa
Dutch Edam Cheese
English Roast Beef & Yorkshire Pudding
French Garlic Baguette
German Bratwurst Sausage
Irish Stew
Italian Spaghetti Bolognese
Japanese Teriyaki Chicken
Scottish Haggis
South African Sweet Chutney
Spanish Chicken Paella
Welsh Rarebit


Jimmy Carr: "Jimmy con Carrne" (Chili con carne)
Stephen Fry: "Stephen Fry Up" (Full English fry up)
Al Murray: "Steak and Al Pie" (Steak and ale)
Frank Skinner: "Frank Roast Dinner" (Roast chicken dinner)

Sour Cream & Spring Onion (Mystery Flavour A)
Lincolnshire Sausage & Brown Sauce (Mystery Flavour B)
Birmingham Chicken Balti (Mystery Flavour C)
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Old 11-26-2012, 01:22 PM   #7
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Be warned. Walkers is a British company...so the chips probably taste like urinal mints and tea made from gym socks.
Mmm. Just the thought of wads of chewed up turkey and stuffing potato chips jammed into the crevices of unbrushed, gangly British teeth is enough to warm the soul.
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Old 11-26-2012, 01:26 PM   #8
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Here.Try these.





Used to by them at the bogey at W135 and seventh and mail them to my wife to be when she was working in Boston. It made her feel like she was back in NY.

Coincidentally, these chips are the closest Timmmys has been to black folks before he exscaped to Vermont.


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Old 11-26-2012, 01:35 PM   #9
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Used to by them at the bogey at W135 and seventh and mail them to my wife to be when she was working in Boston. It made her feel like she was back in NY.

Coincidentally, these chips are the closest Timmmys has been to black folks before he exscaped to Vermont.


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Old 11-26-2012, 01:45 PM   #10
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Exactly; As far as you know, these taste like stuffing.

Why limit your description to a single flavor. These are flavor flavored.

Wait a sec....holy crap.


















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Old 11-26-2012, 02:27 PM   #11
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Exactly; As far as you know, these taste like stuffing.

Why limit your description to a single flavor. These are flavor flavored.

Wait a sec....holy crap.


















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It all makes sense now.
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Old 11-26-2012, 02:49 PM   #12
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Old 11-26-2012, 07:21 PM   #13
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Chili and Chocolate
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Old 11-26-2012, 08:45 PM   #14
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Old 11-26-2012, 09:36 PM   #15
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Old 11-26-2012, 10:06 PM   #16
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Sage is awesome stuff. I grow a ton of it. Always have more than I know what to do with.

Once football season is over mebbe we should have a thread about favorite herbs and their uses.
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Old 11-27-2012, 01:01 AM   #17
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Exactly; As far as you know, these taste like stuffing.

Why limit your description to a single flavor. These are flavor flavored.

Wait a sec....holy crap.


















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HA HA HA


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Old 11-27-2012, 07:53 AM   #18
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NOOOOO

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