Ok you lucky bastards. Ex wife has been in contact everyday and wants back in

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by 32green

Semantics, I say. When I am finished with my seductively intoxicating banana dance, there will be chicks bouncing off the walls. Aye Papi and what not.

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LOL. "He my cholo, muchacha."

Originally Posted by Big L

No problem. After a night with me, she'll definately like women.

Taking one for the team, Big L. Well done.

[32green]

Btw, by the looks of her, I think the only detail Ragoots left out of his GF tale is the fact that he has to leave 3 bills on the nightstand every morning.




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[32green]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

LOL. "He my cholo, muchacha."

When I yell "You tengo dos huevos, beeotches!!!", get out the rain coats.


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[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by 32green

When I yell "You tengo dos huevos, beeotches!!!", get out the rain coats.


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What, are you rifling through an old Spanish textbook?

[124]

Stick with the current girlfriend and have a friendly relationship with your ex for the betterment of your child. Don't go backwards. You never know what could happen.

[32green]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

What, are you rifling through an old Spanish textbook?

Nah, I'm trying to remember all the silly things I used to say when friends of mine started talking to eachother in spanish while I was standing there.

Yo tengo dos huevos? usually stopped them in their tracks and Id get that wtf look.




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[quantum]

Originally Posted by 32green

Nah, I'm trying to remember all the silly things I used to say when friends of mine started talking to eachother in spanish while I was standing there.

Yo tengo dos huevos? usually stopped them in their tracks and Id get that wtf look.




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IIRC, huevos is slang for testicles, so you were stating the obvious.


Unless you're Timmmmmmmy.

[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by quantum

IIRC, huevos is slang for testicles, so you were stating the obvious.


Unless you're Timmmmmmmy.

tres huevos?

[32green]

Originally Posted by Fishooked

tres huevos?

lmao how this morphed into a spanish language riff on Timmmmys testigles.

After it morphed into a Borgo lebanese film pitch.

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[RazorJet]

My advice is to add a third to the mix. Women are easy to pick-up in December. They'll be so preoccupied with each other hat you'll do as you please on Xmas and two of them will just go away. Or they'll band together and kill you and have a lesbian orgy in your blood.


Kidding.... Actually going through something similar. Estranged wife of 13 months wants to come home for Xmas and I'm like, he'll no. She'll want to stay.

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

What, are you rifling through an old Spanish textbook?

"rifling" - perfect. i have to write this s*** down.

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by Gata

I think females are beautiful I'm just not attracted to them sexually.

JT hijacked Gata's account

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by thebigragu

How did I miss this motherf***ing thread?

Ok so this is the girlfriend? I don't need to see the wife, go back to the wife. This one will ending up poisoning you.

[32green]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

JT hijacked Gata's account

lol

[shevys]

Originally Posted by Monsterxman

A lot of good advice here.

Both are attractive, but the ex is the one -

Cooks - win
Cleans - win
The mother of your child - win
Old school values - win

And you screwed up, not her?
This is a no brainer to me.
You should feel blessed that she wants you back, most wouldn't.

Happy holidays, good luck.

Exactly! Good luck Ragu! You and I have duked it out in the past but I'm glad to hear things have turned around for you. Don't blow this chance!

[thebigragu]

Degenerates all of you. I made my decision

[thebigragu]

Originally Posted by shevys

Exactly! Good luck Ragu! You and I have duked it out in the past but I'm glad to hear things have turned around for you. Don't blow this chance!

Lol thanks. You had,the best retort on me ever. About oj and Ron Goldman remember.

[PlumberKhan]

Originally Posted by thebigragu

Degenerates all of you. I made my decision

That's too bad, Ragu.

[Big L]

Originally Posted by thebigragu

Degenerates all of you. I made my decision

You're going to join a monastary?

[thebigragu]

Originally Posted by Gangrene

Lots of good advise here.

Some random thoughts below ...

We know you were a money-making machine, are you still in the business or did you get out completely ? My brother is in the same business, there are always women who seek him out based on the easy cash.

Speaking from personal experience ... As a kid you always want your Mom and Dad together. When you grow up you wished your parents had followed their heart and not stayed together for you and your siblings. I think in the end you owe it to your son to do what makes you happy.

And you ... you're sober and deserve all the credit for that along with God.
Are you as much a handful sober/dry as you were drinking ? What do these woven say about the sober you ?

You like your life right now. Do you want to change it to include your ex- and your child full time ? Can you relinquish squiring around hot twenty somethings at SI pool parties ?

If you think you can handle a traditional lifestyle, give it your best shot - you have little to loose, there will be other Asian girlfriends should it not work out.

Conversely, If you still need to cast your seed far and wide , accept who you are and be the best part-time Dad you can.

No I'm out. Just an average joe.. The other day I ordered spaghetti with marinara. They gave me noodles with ketchup