99 Life Hacks

[shakin318]

Originally Posted by PlumberKhan

The pantyhose over the vacuum trick works for gathering up spilled cocaine too.

I invented this trick in 1982 when we dropped a purple mescaline microdot on the shag carpet in my friend's parent's den. And dammit, it worked.

True story.

[124]

Definitely going to have to try the lotion/chapstick tricks.

[32green]

Originally Posted by shakin318

I invented this trick in 1982 when we dropped a purple mescaline microdot on the shag carpet in my friend's parent's den. And dammit, it worked.

True story.

An Aristocrat!!!








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[Peebag]

Originally Posted by shakin318

I invented this trick in 1982 when we dropped a purple mescaline microdot on the shag carpet in my friend's parent's den. And dammit, it worked.

True story.

Snake Plissken - I thought you were dead....

[shakin318]

Originally Posted by Peebag

Snake Plissken - I thought you were dead....

No, I'm still here. I'm just not wearing my fire helmet and leading all you followers any more.

[PlumberKhan]

Originally Posted by Peebag

Snake Plissken - I thought you were dead....

LMFAO!!


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[NYJCAP2]

More please, get on it hampurites.

[southside]

Originally Posted by Jetworks

A skeleton key?


How quaint.

Originally Posted by Jets Things

It's so you can open the door to the root cellar when you get home from the beach. Duh.

It sounds like you both have spent some time on Cape Cod.

[Peebag]

Originally Posted by 124

Definitely going to have to try the lotion/chapstick tricks.

already have...makes my poopoo hole hurt....

[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by FF2®

Is there any good way to hide picked boogers at work?

I thought it said a shoebox next to the computer