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PatriotReign · 11-28-2012, 04:12 PM

Take 4 or 5 fiber pills every night before going to bed and you'll never have to worry about surprises. I can time my porcelain deliveries by the clock...you will thank me later upon discovering the sneak crap attacks are a thing of the past.

brady's a catcher · 11-28-2012, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Ruby2

A few months ago I had to blast one out at a Boston Fire House.

Good times.

Sliding down their pole really loosened up the old colon, yes?

124 · 11-28-2012, 06:47 PM

Definitely in the parking lot during or after a Jets game, unless it's in the first 10-15 minutes of the lots opening.

I feel bad for the ladies.

Peebag · 11-28-2012, 07:41 PM

Pants.

GuidoYaztremski · 11-28-2012, 08:12 PM

Definitely here....:

quantum · 11-29-2012, 08:52 AM

Stuck in traffic on the Belt Parkway. No contest.

Fishooked · 11-29-2012, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by quantum

Stuck in traffic on the Belt Parkway. No contest.

I know that feel bro

Jets Things · 11-29-2012, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by quantum

Stuck in traffic on the Belt Parkway. No contest.

See, but I kinda feel like it'd be ok to pull off on the shoulder (what shoulder?) to take a sh1t and no one would blink.

PatriotReign · 11-29-2012, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

I know that feel bro

LMAO at your status...

Fishooked · 11-29-2012, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by PatriotReign

LMAO at your status...

It was the only way I could convey all of my emotions at once

And it fits like a glove

Edit: Just realized I forgot something, fixed in light of Bart Scott's recent comments.

Fishooked · 11-29-2012, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Jets Things

See, but I kinda feel like it'd be ok to pull off on the shoulder (what shoulder?) to take a sh1t and no one would blink.

You can spot those people a mile away, those running into the wooded area to take a leak or drop a deuce

RaoulDuke · 11-29-2012, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

I never read it - but I think I found it - is this it?

http://totalfratmove.com/782530

Fishooked · 11-29-2012, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

I read it a couple of times, some comedy gold in there. And LOL @ ThunderFrog

Borgoguy · 11-29-2012, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

I read it a couple of times, some comedy gold in there. And LOL @ ThunderFrog

I was truly laughing out loud. What a nightmare.

quantum · 11-29-2012, 10:48 AM

Perhaps it was the realization that I was going to take this toilet’s virginity with a fury and savagery that was an abomination to its delicate craftsmanship and quality. I imagined some poor Italian carpenter weeping over the violently soiled remains of his once beautiful creation.

RaoulDuke · 11-29-2012, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

I read it a couple of times, some comedy gold in there. And LOL @ ThunderFrog

When I have some time I'll re-tell the time I shat myself.

Fishooked · 11-29-2012, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by quantum

Perhaps it was the realization that I was going to take this toilet’s virginity with a fury and savagery that was an abomination to its delicate craftsmanship and quality. I imagined some poor Italian carpenter weeping over the violently soiled remains of his once beautiful creation.

That entry in particular had my dying

How horrible. That guy probably had to change careers, as he is probably now known in his industry as 'The Sh1tter' .

crasherino · 11-29-2012, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by quantum

Perhaps it was the realization that I was going to take this toilet’s virginity with a fury and savagery that was an abomination to its delicate craftsmanship and quality. I imagined some poor Italian carpenter weeping over the violently soiled remains of his once beautiful creation.

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

That entry in particular had my dying

How horrible. That guy probably had to change careers, as he is probably now known in his industry as 'The Sh1tter' .

+2 - I didn't pick that line up until the second reading. I think I glossed over it on account of trying to see what happened. Its the exact observation of a little detail you sometimes have amidst an otherwise chaotic scene. And relayed hysterically.

I liked the ordering of waffles to the room and then just ordering fruit with the client - veteran move. I'm going to pull that with my boss next time we travel....Just to give him a (bigger) complex.

BushyTheBeaver · 11-29-2012, 02:53 PM

A crowded beach on a sunny summer day is not too cool. Only option is into the water and make doody mines.

southparkcpa · 11-29-2012, 03:20 PM

Penn Station at 7:30 AM dressed in a full suit.

Trust me...I know.

11-29-2012, 02:53 PM	#79
BushyTheBeaver size matters All League Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,926	A crowded beach on a sunny summer day is not too cool. Only option is into the water and make doody mines. Last edited by BushyTheBeaver; 11-29-2012 at 03:10 PM.

11-28-2012, 04:12 PM	#61
PatriotReign Asterisks of Excellence *** All League Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Boston area Posts: 4,353	Take 4 or 5 fiber pills every night before going to bed and you'll never have to worry about surprises. I can time my porcelain deliveries by the clock...you will thank me later upon discovering the sneak crap attacks are a thing of the past.

11-28-2012, 06:47 PM	#63
124 There's NO reason to delay the process. Start Geno Smith. All Pro Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 7,970	Definitely in the parking lot during or after a Jets game, unless it's in the first 10-15 minutes of the lots opening. I feel bad for the ladies.

11-28-2012, 07:41 PM	#64
Peebag being disappointed since January 13th, 1969 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,118	Pants.

11-28-2012, 08:12 PM	#65
GuidoYaztremski Tuukka Rask!!! All League Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 2,650	Definitely here....:

11-29-2012, 08:52 AM	#66
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,905	Stuck in traffic on the Belt Parkway. No contest.

11-29-2012, 10:48 AM	#75
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,905	Perhaps it was the realization that I was going to take this toilet’s virginity with a fury and savagery that was an abomination to its delicate craftsmanship and quality. I imagined some poor Italian carpenter weeping over the violently soiled remains of his once beautiful creation.

11-29-2012, 03:20 PM	#80
southparkcpa I see the 88 to 97 period all over again. Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: NC Posts: 15,750	Penn Station at 7:30 AM dressed in a full suit. Trust me...I know.