Worst Place to be when you have to Poop

[crasherino]

Originally Posted by RazorJet

Hey, while your on the floor could you go fahq yourself. I just plain don't like you. Rauol Duke your not. Just not cool enough.

not sure if serious

I mean he's French and all, but otherwise a pretty likeable dude.

[PatriotReign]

Originally Posted by Fishooked

Pfft - not me - but that is where the thread originated from, I believe.
I think Buzzsaw was the one that originally unearthed that gem.

Also I think there was a similar forum where that guy had his ugly girlfriend pose with his ****ty car too.

http://regretfulmorning.com/2008/11/...poses-for-car/

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[chirorob]

Originally Posted by RazorJet

Hey, while your on the floor could you go fahq yourself. I just plain don't like you. Rauol Duke your not. Just not cool enough.

Who crapped in your Cheerios?

[Jets Things]

Originally Posted by RazorJet

Hey, while your on the floor could you go fahq yourself. I just plain don't like you. Rauol Duke your not. Just not cool enough.

+1

[brady's a catcher]

Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

Are you an analrapist?

[Jets Things]

Originally Posted by brady's a catcher

[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by PatriotReign

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This was mine from work:

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[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by RazorJet

Hey, while your on the floor could you go fahq yourself. I just plain don't like you. Rauol Duke your not. Just not cool enough.

Pretty sure he was being sarcastic.
If not, RD, you can feel free to make fun of him because he's from Arkansas.

[brady's a catcher]

Originally Posted by Fishooked

This was mine from work:

SITE BLOCKED You have attempted to access an Internet site that has been deemed to be in violation of one or more ___ policies. If you believe that you have received this message in error, please contact the ____ or your local Support representative

So what did your local Support representative have to say?

[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by brady's a catcher

So what did your local Support representative have to say?

**** that, Im not contacting anyone. I hit the back button and pretend like I didnt search that site on purpose.

Anyway I had a new one just as of yesterday. Almost.

Dentist appointment, small office, appointment around 3pm. I knew I was in for some heinous, painful work ahead of me, and my dentist did not disappoint.

I needed to have some work done under my bridge, which essentially involved using a small hammer to 'tap out' my existing bridge. And that was only for starters.

Once the bridge was out (LOL), he had to build up some areas of my existing teeth, which also involved having to cut away (not making this up) part of my gums. Even with novocaine it was horrific, and even with suction I must have swallowed a ton of blood and coagulant.

After about an hour of this I felt my stomach getting sour. I can barely feel anything from my nose on down, and tongue feels dry rotted. I thought for sure I was going to have to doot in the middle of the procedure.

Of course the bathroom is an arms length from the reception desk. Luckily the additional pain made my ass pucker up and I prolly wont have to doot for a week now. What a horrific day.

[Jets Things]

Originally Posted by Fishooked

**** that, Im not contacting anyone. I hit the back button and pretend like I didnt search that site on purpose.

Anyway I had a new one just as of yesterday. Almost.

Dentist appointment, small office, appointment around 3pm. I knew I was in for some heinous, painful work ahead of me, and my dentist did not disappoint.

I needed to have some work done under my bridge, which essentially involved using a small hammer to 'tap out' my existing bridge. And that was only for starters.

Once the bridge was out (LOL), he had to build up some areas of my existing teeth, which also involved having to cut away (not making this up) part of my gums. Even with novocaine it was horrific, and even with suction I must have swallowed a ton of blood and coagulant.

After about an hour of this I felt my stomach getting sour. I can barely feel anything from my nose on down, and tongue feels dry rotted. I thought for sure I was going to have to doot in the middle of the procedure.

Of course the bathroom is an arms length from the reception desk. Luckily the additional pain made my ass pucker up and I prolly wont have to doot for a week now. What a horrific day.

I've never had a cavity.

[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by Jets Things

I've never had a cavity.

I've never used a buttplug.