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Old 12-04-2012, 09:58 PM   #9761
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Spoiler alert: there is a lot of red.
I've been told its all pink the inside?

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Old 12-04-2012, 10:01 PM   #9762
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I've been told its all pink the inside?

I was going for a menstruation joke, but it really sucked. I'll try harder next time.

Also, sometimes purple.
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Old 12-04-2012, 10:16 PM   #9763
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You guys have never seen an actual vajayjay, have you.
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Old 12-04-2012, 10:18 PM   #9764
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I was going for a menstruation joke, but it really sucked. I'll try harder next time.

Also, sometimes purple.
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You guys have never seen an actual vajayjay, have you.
I was talking about the coloring book.
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Old 12-04-2012, 10:29 PM   #9765
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You guys have never seen an actual vajayjay, have you.
When's the last time you "saw one."

Aka, not after snorting a line off the bar at Guys and Dolls before traversing the stairs to a dark private room...hanging up your corduroys on the divider...and diving head first into some stripper that you can't really see by design as not to see the stretch marks and tears?
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Old 12-04-2012, 10:31 PM   #9766
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When's the last time you "saw one."

Aka, not after snorting a line off the bar at Guys and Dolls before traversing the stairs to a dark private room...hanging up your corduroys on the divider...and diving head first into some stripper that you can't really see by design as not to see the stretch marks and tears?
This is a ludicrous scenario. Except for the coke and the strippers.

And the corduroys.
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Old 12-05-2012, 12:50 AM   #9767
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When's the last time you "saw one."

Aka, not after snorting a line off the bar at Guys and Dolls before traversing the stairs to a dark private room...hanging up your corduroys on the divider...and diving head first into some stripper that you can't really see by design as not to see the stretch marks and tears?
Well done, from the 32green School Of Mental Imagery.


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Old 12-05-2012, 01:20 AM   #9768
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When's the last time you "saw one."

Aka, not after snorting a line off the bar at Guys and Dolls before traversing the stairs to a dark private room...hanging up your corduroys on the divider...and diving head first into some stripper that you can't really see by design as not to see the stretch marks and tears?

in sobside's case, the stretch marks and tears are his.
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Old 12-05-2012, 02:08 AM   #9769
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