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Old 12-05-2012, 02:35 PM   #1
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Pennsylvania woman killed boyfriend after she ‘smelled sex’ on him, prosecutor says

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/12/05...osecutor-says/

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Prosecutors say a northwestern Pennsylvania woman told her boyfriend she had "smelled sex" on him before she killed him earlier this year.

Thirty-one-year-old Rachel Kozloff is on trial in the April 12 killing of her boyfriend of eight weeks.

Investigators say Kozloff shot Michael Henry at his Erie apartment because she suspected him of cheating on her. Her then-10-month-old son was in a nearby room.

Kozloff has denied killing Henry but said he pushed her down the stairs during an argument.

The Erie Times-News reports Kozloff's attorney deferred making an opening statement until he begins presenting his case.

Police never found the alleged murder weapon but found spent 9mm shells in Henry's apartment. Investigators say Kozloff had purchased a .40-caliber handgun and a kit to convert it to 9mm.
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Old 12-05-2012, 02:59 PM   #2
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Sadly, it was determined that all she smelled was nam pla. Prior to coming home, the guy had gone out for Thai food.
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Old 12-05-2012, 03:05 PM   #3
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Sadly, it was determined that all she smelled was nam pla. Prior to coming home, the guy had gone out for Thai food.
lol

You must get aroused whenever you smell Kung Pao!

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Old 12-05-2012, 03:07 PM   #4
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Old 12-05-2012, 03:09 PM   #5
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lol

You must get aroused whenever you smell Kung Pao!

Just walking past Tommy Tang's restaurant in L.A. would get me aroused.
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Old 12-05-2012, 03:17 PM   #6
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Maybe he just had a tuna sandwich before he got home. geez.
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Old 12-05-2012, 03:25 PM   #7
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Investigators say Kozloff had purchased a .40-caliber handgun and a kit to convert it to 9mm.
Ya'd think that would have tipped jerky off to perhaps take a shower before coming home from whoring. Thats not a Old Navy type chick.


On the bright side, she didnt beat him to death with the infant.

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Old 12-05-2012, 03:25 PM   #8
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Just walking past Tommy Tang's restaurant in L.A. would get me aroused.
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Old 12-05-2012, 03:32 PM   #9
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Sex panther anyone?
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Old 12-05-2012, 03:46 PM   #10
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That b**** be a psycho yo.
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Old 12-05-2012, 08:18 PM   #11
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Ya'd think that would have tipped jerky off to perhaps take a shower before coming home from whoring. Thats not a Old Navy type chick.


On the bright side, she didnt beat him to death with the infant.

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Burn that ****ing,thread for the love of,God
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Old 12-05-2012, 08:52 PM   #12
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Maybe she needed to hear the Smell Yo Dick song.
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Old 12-05-2012, 09:00 PM   #13
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Have any of you ever been to Erie PA? It's a butthole.
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Old 12-05-2012, 09:05 PM   #14
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Have any of you ever been to Erie PA? It's a butthole.
Sounds like JT's kind of place.
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Old 12-05-2012, 09:06 PM   #15
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Sounds like JT's kind of place.
Or Sanchez's.

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Old 12-05-2012, 10:45 PM   #16
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Sounds like JT's kind of place.
Not sure if it's still true, but it used to have the highest ratio of bars to population of any city in the US. And when I say bars I don't mean sports bars. These were those greasy, windowless little corner juke joints stinking of rancid beer where everything sticks to everything. I once had a junkie knock on my door at 11 am on a Sunday morning trying to sell me a half empty box of breakfast cereal.
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Not sure if it's still true, but it used to have the highest ratio of bars to population of any city in the US. And when I say bars I don't mean sports bars. These were those greasy, windowless little corner juke joints stinking of rancid beer where everything sticks to everything. I once had a junkie knock on my door at 11 am on a Sunday morning trying to sell me a half empty box of breakfast cereal.
Maybe Erie cold use a little shlt glitter to jazz the place up.
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Ya'd think that would have tipped jerky off to perhaps take a shower before coming home from whoring. Thats not a Old Navy type chick.


"On the bright side, she didnt beat him to death with the infant." Funny

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I went out with a chick at college, who smelt my fingers, after a night out with the boys.
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I went out with a chick at college, who smelt my fingers, after a night out with the boys.
Poo, sperm and Axe body spray, right?
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Not sure if it's still true, but it used to have the highest ratio of bars to population of any city in the US. And when I say bars I don't mean sports bars. These were those greasy, windowless little corner juke joints stinking of rancid beer where everything sticks to everything. I once had a junkie knock on my door at 11 am on a Sunday morning trying to sell me a half empty box of breakfast cereal.
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