So Long Suckers Corporate Email Goodbye

[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver

Hmmm. Read it x times. Confess I have no idea what you mean.

A meltdown after 16 years? Get help, man. Find out what bugs you about work. Or should have done this years ago.

Apparently, this guy never thought of anything except how cool it was to work at Crisco. Now he leaves and is compelled to publicly spurn his "lover". Spare me; I know how much it sucks out here. I have people clamoring to get back to work on projects; it's never ending BS.

[32green]

Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

I have people clamoring to get back to work on projects; it's never ending BS.

Clamoring is over-rated. I never clamor.

I walk back and forth in front of potential employers raising my eyebrows in a suggestive fashion going "Hmmmmmm?' "Hhhmmmmm?"



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[The Boston Patriot]

Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

Borgo's farewell was better.

+10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

[Dirtstar]

Originally Posted by 32green

Clamoring is over-rated. I never clamor.

I walk back and forth in front of potential employers raising my eyebrows in a suggestive fashion going "Hmmmmmm?' "Hhhmmmmm?"



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well, your skill-set is most impressive:

[dustykeller]

I'll just leave this here.

[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by dustykeller

I'll just leave this here.

Saved!

[southside]

Maybe it's just me, but I'd rather leave with my dignity.

[Jets Things]

Originally Posted by southside

Maybe it's just me, but I'd rather leave with my dignity.

You have to have some first.

[southside]

Originally Posted by Jets Things

You have to have some first.

Says "Captain Anal Rape".

[Peebag]

At least he didn't spray paint his face silver and go on a shooting spree

[Jets Things]

Originally Posted by southside

Says "Captain Anal Rape".

It's not rape when they can't say no.

[32green]

Originally Posted by Dirtstar

well, your skill-set is most impressive:

Shut yer fook up

Originally Posted by southside

Maybe it's just me, but I'd rather leave with my dignity.

Originally Posted by Jets Things

You have to have some first.

and a job

Originally Posted by Jets Things

It's not rape when they can't say no.

130.05 Sex offenses; lack of consent.
1.Whether or not specifically stated, it is an element of every
offense defined in this article that the sexual act was committed
without consent of the victim.
2. Lack of consent results from:
(a) Forcible compulsion; or
(b) Incapacity to consent, JT dingus.

[Peebag]

Originally Posted by 32green

Shut yer fook up





and a job



130.05 Sex offenses; lack of consent.
1.Whether or not specifically stated, it is an element of every
offense defined in this article that the sexual act was committed
without consent of the victim.
2. Lack of consent results from:
(a) Forcible compulsion; or
(b) Incapacity to consent, JT dingus.

Got that memorized huh?

[southside]

Originally Posted by Peebag

Got that memorized huh?

It will come in handy at the Hampur Reunion 2012 END OF THE WORLD party.

[Jets Things]

Originally Posted by Jets Things

It's not rape when they can't say no.

Originally Posted by 32green

130.05 Sex offenses; lack of consent.
1.Whether or not specifically stated, it is an element of every
offense defined in this article that the sexual act was committed
without consent of the victim.
2. Lack of consent results from:
(a) Forcible compulsion; or
(b) Incapacity to consent, JT dingus.

I'm familiar with the code. Ohhhhhhh. You must have thought I meant a living person when I said "...when they can't say no."

[BushyTheBeaver]

Originally Posted by Jets Things

It's not rape when they can't say no.

A few years ago there were these three brothers in Wisconsin who got the idea to dig up the body of a woman who'd died in a motorcycle accident a few days before and have sex with...um....it.

The cops caught them. Now it turned out that for some Wisconsin did not have a law against necrophilia on the books so they couldn't be charged with that. However, the state had recently passed a consent law, so...

[Peebag]

Originally Posted by southside

It will come in handy at the Hampur Reunion 2012 END OF THE WORLD party.

:usedtobeacopprobablyisarapist:

[Dirtstar]

Originally Posted by Jets Things

It's not rape when they can't say no.

no means yes.


yes means anal.

[BushyTheBeaver]

Originally Posted by FF2®

I read the title and thought Bushy was leaving JI.

Color me disappointed.

Nah.

If I was going to quit a forum first I'd post a message thread announcing to everyone I was leaving.

In which I explained earnestly that I was declaring a self-imposed ban on myself.

Then I'd lurk for weeks hoping that people would miss me and talk about me and want me back.

Then when they didn't I'd come back anyway.

And post a message thread announcing to everyone I was back.

And What did I miss?

[Jets Things]

Originally Posted by Dirtstar

no means yes.

yes means anal.

That was the motto of my Hamptons sharehouse in 2005 and here is the t-shirt we made and wore to Boardy Barn 4th of July weekend that year.


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