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32green · 12-17-2012, 10:22 AM

So Im in Dunkin Donuts getting my medium hot/half and half. One person ahead of me at the counter. Chick comes in behind me and stands like one inch from me, right on my arse. She looked like pizza face George Washington. Not only that, now she starts exaggeratedly craning her neck to look past me as if Im in the way, making little impatient type noises with her wooden toofed maw. I move up, George moves up.
I had been in a good mood because I remembered to bring a nickel so I wouldnt get 95 fargin cents change AGAIN.
FU General, and choke on your "oysed gawfee wit two shoogiz", beeeotch.

Thankee

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RaoulDuke · 12-17-2012, 10:24 AM

Fishooked has the perfect arsenal for this type of situation.

Dimitri_0515 · 12-17-2012, 10:24 AM

Fart: problem solved

RaoulDuke · 12-17-2012, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515

Fart: problem solved

AFCEastFan · 12-17-2012, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by 32green

So Im in Dunkin Donuts getting my medium hot/half and half. One person ahead of me at the counter. Chick comes in behind me and stands like one inch from me, right on my arse. She looked like pizza face George Washington. Not only that, now she starts exaggeratedly craning her neck to look past me as if Im in the way, making little impatient type noises with her wooden toofed maw. I move up, George moves up.
I had been in a good mood because I remembered to bring a nickel so I wouldnt get 95 fargin cents change AGAIN.
FU General, and choke on your "oysed gawfee wit two shoogiz", beeeotch.

Thankee

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Vintage 32g tale. A very hearty "thankee" to you, sir.

Timmy® · 12-17-2012, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by 32green

So Im in Dunkin Donuts getting my medium hot/half and half. One person ahead of me at the counter.

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don't they have a gold club express line?

chesapeakejet · 12-17-2012, 10:35 AM

Geez, one would think she tried to cop a feel from your reaction. Or were you disappointed she didn't?

Seriously, you shoulda told her that if she got any closer, she'd better introduce herself.

Fishooked · 12-17-2012, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

Fishooked has the perfect arsenal for this type of situation.

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Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515

Fart: problem solved

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Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

32green · 12-17-2012, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515

Fart: problem solved

Methinks one is laboring under the misapprehension that I conduct my daily affairs whilst traversing the planet with "one in the chamber" should the appropriate situation present itself.

More often than not, I am "unloaded" when mongos astumble into my orbit.

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Fishooked · 12-17-2012, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

Fishooked has the perfect arsenal for this type of situation.

Its no coincidence that I don't get too many visitors to my cubicle as a result. Because surly, moody Jet fans are always so approachable to begin with.

32green · 12-17-2012, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by chesapeakejet

Geez, one would think she tried to cop a feel from your reaction. Or were you disappointed she didn't?

No. A chimp ran up to her, then scurried away muttering "i got that one already"

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southside · 12-17-2012, 10:44 AM

She seems like a real space invader. Did she cough on the back of your neck?

dustykeller · 12-17-2012, 10:49 AM

the complaint in the OP is subjective at best.

Because if the space invader looked like Keely Hazell, for example, this would've been the reaction:

chesapeakejet · 12-17-2012, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by 32green

Methinks one is laboring under the misapprehension that I conduct my daily affairs whilst traversing the planet with "one in the chamber" should the appropriate situation present itself.

More often than not, I am "unloaded" when mongos astumble into my orbit.

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Come up with an invention that will assuage this situation and retire a millionaire.

Big L · 12-17-2012, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by 32green

No. A chimp ran up to her, then scurried away muttering "i got that one already"

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LMAO!

32green · 12-17-2012, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by dustykeller

the complaint in the OP is subjective at best.

Because if the space invader looked like Keely Hazell, for example, this would've been the reaction:

Oh absolutely, thing is, that doesn't happen.
I am a natural magnet for self-absorbed, one-way, misfits. I got dragged to Target yesterday with the wife. As we turned into every aisle, gape-jawed cretins automatically turned their carts sideways and focused uncomprehending stares upon tissue box's as we struggled to get by them. We were turned invisible by the aura of their stupidity.

Ask my wife, she see's it.

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Foley11 · 12-17-2012, 11:08 AM

These are the stories that keep us coming back.

Peebag · 12-17-2012, 11:13 AM

Fvckin' raccoons

Warfish · 12-17-2012, 11:19 AM

If only Gary Moore was alive, these types of things wouldn't happen more and more.

RaoulDuke · 12-17-2012, 11:22 AM

LMFAO at the tags

12-17-2012, 10:22 AM	#1
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	Personal Space So Im in Dunkin Donuts getting my medium hot/half and half. One person ahead of me at the counter. Chick comes in behind me and stands like one inch from me, right on my arse. She looked like pizza face George Washington. Not only that, now she starts exaggeratedly craning her neck to look past me as if Im in the way, making little impatient type noises with her wooden toofed maw. I move up, George moves up. I had been in a good mood because I remembered to bring a nickel so I wouldnt get 95 fargin cents change AGAIN. FU General, and choke on your "oysed gawfee wit two shoogiz", beeeotch. Thankee -

12-17-2012, 10:24 AM	#2
RaoulDuke Son of Ham Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Paris, France Posts: 11,869	Fishooked has the perfect arsenal for this type of situation.

12-17-2012, 10:24 AM	#3
Dimitri_0515 Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 11,182	Fart: problem solved

12-17-2012, 10:35 AM	#7
chesapeakejet is a geek who loves football boardgames. Schluberator & Gadfly ® Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Virginia Posts: 24,503	Geez, one would think she tried to cop a feel from your reaction. Or were you disappointed she didn't? Seriously, you shoulda told her that if she got any closer, she'd better introduce herself.

12-17-2012, 10:44 AM	#12
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,884	She seems like a real space invader. Did she cough on the back of your neck?

12-17-2012, 10:49 AM	#13
dustykeller America's Hat Rookie Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 720	the complaint in the OP is subjective at best. Because if the space invader looked like Keely Hazell, for example, this would've been the reaction:

12-17-2012, 11:08 AM	#17
Foley11 "I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry." Practice Squad Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 382	These are the stories that keep us coming back.

12-17-2012, 11:13 AM	#18
Peebag being disappointed since January 13th, 1969 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,110	Fvckin' raccoons

12-17-2012, 11:19 AM	#19
Warfish JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 35,000	If only Gary Moore was alive, these types of things wouldn't happen more and more.

12-17-2012, 11:22 AM	#20
RaoulDuke Son of Ham Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Paris, France Posts: 11,869	LMFAO at the tags