Personal Space

[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by 32green

No. A chimp ran up to her, then scurried away muttering "i got that one already"

-

Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

LMFAO at the tags

Gold.....comedy gold.

[FF2®]

White people problems.

oh wait.

[RaoulDuke]

Originally Posted by FF2®

usedtobeacop problems.

oh wait.

fixed

[Lone Star Lady]

Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

LMFAO at the tags

LOL -- now hearing that song in my head, not so much LOL now


How about pretending you dropped something and step back onto her feet "by mistake" whilst trying to pick it up?
Or reach into a back pocket and "accidentally" poke her with your elbow?

[Johnny Bravo]

Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

LMFAO at the tags

LOL!!!

[Jetfan16]

Originally Posted by 32green

So Im in Dunkin Donuts getting my medium hot/half and half. One person ahead of me at the counter. Chick comes in behind me and stands like one inch from me, right on my arse. She looked like pizza face George Washington. Not only that, now she starts exaggeratedly craning her neck to look past me as if Im in the way, making little impatient type noises with her wooden toofed maw. I move up, George moves up.
I had been in a good mood because I remembered to bring a nickel so I wouldnt get 95 fargin cents change AGAIN.
FU General, and choke on your "oysed gawfee wit two shoogiz", beeeotch.

Thankee



-

Man, you really like bringing that New York accent to life from your keyboard to JI, don't you?

[frostlich]

Now you know how 8 billion Chinese people feel. I hear its like that for them...all the time.

[southside]

Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

LMFAO at the tags

Originally Posted by Fishooked

Gold.....comedy gold.

Sometimes it only takes a moment of brilliance...

[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by Jetfan16

Man, you really like bringing that New York accent to life from your keyboard to JI, don't you?

32g is the master of mental imagery

[PlumberKhan]

Lol. Similar thing happened to me on Sun at SprawlMart.

Excerpt I had my 3 year old son with me. He just looked up at the person and told them to stop trying to cut him in line.


Sent from a phone using an app

[chesapeakejet]

Originally Posted by frostlich

Now you know how 8 billion Chinese people feel. I hear its like that for them...all the time.

Nutz2buttz

[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by frostlich

Now you know how 8 billion Chinese people feel. I hear its like that for them...all the time.

San Francisco is quickly becoming the destination for migrant Chinese workers; my personal space is affronted with impunity. Definitely going to try the "Oooops Elbow", bank on it.

THat's right, at the ATM!

[parkwayjet1]

I'm the last one on the train every morning, simply because I stand on the opposite side of the platform, away from the penguins who stand and shuffle along with mere micrometers separating their body parts from one another. Space...The Final Frontier.

[crossfire]

Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

LMFAO at the tags

[32green]

Originally Posted by PlumberKhan

Excerpt I had my 3 year old son with me. He just looked up at the person and told them to stop trying to cut him in line.

Lol, I would have brought my daughter but she's in school. She's the one who when she was 4.. asked the Midget on line behind us in the supermarket where her mother was. You could have heard a pin drop. I thought I was going to pass out.

-

[Bonhomme Richard]

Originally Posted by 32green

Lol, I would have brought my daughter but she's in school. She's the one who when she was 4.. asked the Midget on line behind us in the supermarket where her mother was. You could have heard a pin drop. I thought I was going to pass out.

-

Lol, and thus the inspiration for one of cro-fire's best Stokes photoshops. Someone needs to dig that up and post it here.

[32green]

Originally Posted by parkwayjet1

I'm the last one on the train every morning, simply because I stand on the opposite side of the platform, away from the penguins who stand and shuffle along with mere micrometers separating their body parts from one another. Space...The Final Frontier.

If you really want to confound the door penguins and create an "angry bird" scenario, stand next to the gaggle near the edge of the platform. Every so often the train pulls past where the penguins think the door will stop...and it will open in front of you, with the angry birds quacking and waddling sideways in annoyance. Then yell "I win".


-

[Big L]

Originally Posted by 32green

Lol, I would have brought my daughter but she's in school. She's the one who when she was 4.. asked the Midget on line behind us in the supermarket where her mother was. You could have heard a pin drop. I thought I was going to pass out.

-

Did you just use the 'M' word?

Oh my...

[2milehighJet]

Same thing happened recently at airport. Dude just stood inches away, like that would make me, and others move faster. I then purposely just lagged behind hoping he would get point. He did not.

[Jets Things]

Pull out your phone and pretend you got a call. Start coughing and say, "Yeah yeah, but at what point does HIV become AIDS...what? No, I don't want to wait that long."