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Old 12-17-2012, 10:11 PM   #1
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Penis Snake ???

I figured this was hampur worthy material ... esp since I wish I would shove this penis snake up Sackchez ....
ANYWAY

http://www.inquisitr.com/292028/peni...DtQdb2cIxLr.01



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A group of engineers building a dam in the Amazon recently discovered an Atretochoana eiseltiis, better known as a caecilian, which some people might know as a limbless amphibian, but, let’s be honest, the creature pictured above is a penis snake.
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Old 12-17-2012, 10:12 PM   #2
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Old 12-17-2012, 10:29 PM   #3
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Old 12-17-2012, 10:29 PM   #4
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I've always thought penises are the most ugly fugging things on the human body, male or female. They look like, I don't know, slugs that you find when you flip over a rock. How women can react positively to them I've never understood. But I'll take it. Possibly their functional capabilities make up for their unsightliness.
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Old 12-18-2012, 08:46 AM   #5
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I've always thought penises are the most ugly fugging things on the human body, male or female. They look like, I don't know, slugs that you find when you flip over a rock. How women can react positively to them I've never understood. But I'll take it. Possibly their functional capabilities make up for their unsightliness.
so you think about teh peniz a lot do ya?
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Old 12-18-2012, 08:56 AM   #6
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esp since I wish I would shove this penis snake up Sackchez ....
you're a bit of a freak


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Old 12-18-2012, 09:00 AM   #7
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That dont look like any schween I've ever seen, and I've seen alot.

Better check again.


Nope.


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Old 12-18-2012, 09:06 AM   #8
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They look like, I don't know, slugs that you find when you flip over a rock. How women can react positively to them I've never understood. But I'll take it. Possibly their functional capabilities make up for their unsightliness.
Maybe yours does. Mine looks quite dashing. I just have no idea where to attach the monocle chain.
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Old 12-18-2012, 09:28 AM   #9
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That penis snake looks lonely for a vagina lizard

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Old 12-18-2012, 09:31 AM   #10
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Happy to see the lady Hamputites surf pron too.
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Old 12-18-2012, 09:52 AM   #11
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Happy to see the lady Hamputites surf pron too.
I dont know if I want to see the flick where schweens look like that.



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Old 12-18-2012, 10:05 AM   #12
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I dont know if I want to see the flick where schweens look like that.



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Me neither...but I won't judge her. There's been some monster vj pics posted as well.
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Old 12-18-2012, 10:08 AM   #13
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Me neither...but I won't judge her. There's been some monster vj pics posted as well.
That thing was built to go around corners.

I shudder to think.



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Old 12-18-2012, 10:30 AM   #14
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That dont look like any schween I've ever seen, and I've seen alot.

Better check again.


Nope.


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Old 12-18-2012, 10:51 AM   #15
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Happy to see the lady Hamputites surf pron too.
My friends send me links to crazy stuff

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I dont know if I want to see the flick where schweens look like that.



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I wouldn't either ... very gross and greepy.


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you're a bit of a freak

I just have a good imagination
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Old 12-18-2012, 11:35 AM   #16
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I wouldn't either ... very gross and greepy.




I just have a good imagination


"your friends"



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Old 12-18-2012, 11:36 AM   #17
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My girlfriends send me links to crazy stuff
You need to get those crazy friends of yours to start posting here as well. They sound interesting.
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Old 12-18-2012, 11:36 AM   #18
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I think it moved.
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Old 12-18-2012, 11:45 AM   #19
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Also isnt there an unwritten rule here that all penis jokes must be submitted to JetsThings for approval.
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Old 12-18-2012, 11:51 AM   #20
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Also isnt there an unwritten rule here that all penis jokes must be submitted to JetsThings for approval.
What the- Shut yr fOOK up!!
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