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Old 12-18-2012, 04:15 PM   #41
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So you are into tranies??
No but true story I got felt up by a Tranny in Tampa last yr
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Old 12-18-2012, 04:16 PM   #42
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Oh and I chose Kim Catrall over Adriana Lima and Brad Pitt's money over brad Pitt's wife.
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Old 12-18-2012, 04:22 PM   #43
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you cheated also

GF in yoga pants is just a cover.
She wasn't wearing yoga pants.

Maybe I should post an animated GIF of me motorboating her? Hmmmm
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Old 12-18-2012, 04:26 PM   #44
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Old 12-18-2012, 04:28 PM   #45
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lmao!!!

I'll do it after she cut my mohawk.
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Old 12-18-2012, 04:31 PM   #46
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this has me somewhat aroused hoping its the 68% side

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Oh and I chose Kim Catrall over Adriana Lima and Brad Pitt's money over brad Pitt's wife.
Me too, Angelina is hot but i wanna bang her not adopt a million kids and live in a mud shack. I would beat my meat to Kim as a kid in the movie mannequin

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She wasn't wearing yoga pants.

Maybe I should post an animated GIF of me motorboating her? Hmmmm
Please do or GTFO
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Old 12-18-2012, 04:33 PM   #47
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Please do or GTFO
If anyone on this website has followed through on "Pics or GTFO" it's this f*cking guy.

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Old 12-18-2012, 04:35 PM   #48
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If anyone on this website has followed through on "Pics or GTFO" it's this f*cking guy.

Ill try a diff approach....

Pretty please
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Old 12-18-2012, 04:40 PM   #49
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this has me somewhat aroused hoping its the 68% side

lmao!
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Old 12-18-2012, 04:51 PM   #50
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Ill try a diff approach....

Pretty please
With sugar on top, clean the fukcing car.
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Old 12-18-2012, 05:53 PM   #51
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Ill try a diff approach....

Pretty please
I'm a little nervous.

I've already posted pics of the wife's ample ample-ness in the other thread. Are you just interested in seeing the back of PK's head?

I mean...the mohawk is really cool and all. But boobs are much better.
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Old 12-18-2012, 06:08 PM   #52
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Please post your results. Thanks in advance.
20%, I like varied and colored underwear.
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Old 12-18-2012, 08:04 PM   #53
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I'm a little nervous.

I've already posted pics of the wife's ample ample-ness in the other thread. Are you just interested in seeing the back of PK's head?

I mean...the mohawk is really cool and all. But boobs are much better.
where may I find such a thread....

And yes send back of your head I'm sure fellas here in the hampur can do wonder things with it in photoshop

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Old 12-18-2012, 08:26 PM   #54
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It's ok hampurites. I will use my penis to snake Gata's "drain".

Everything will be alright.
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Old 12-18-2012, 09:04 PM   #55
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It's ok hampurites. I will use my penis to snake Gata's "drain".

Everything will be alright.
Dude.


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Old 12-18-2012, 09:06 PM   #56
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I'm confused..... Did I do it wrong?
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Old 12-18-2012, 10:02 PM   #57
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I'm confused..... Did I do it wrong?
You're that guy.

We knew it, now Gata knows it.

We'll be waiting forever for her next penis thread offering.

Nice work, gumby.

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Old 12-18-2012, 10:49 PM   #58
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It's ok hampurites. I will use my penis to snake Gata's "drain".

Everything will be alright.
Do you do gutters?
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Old 12-18-2012, 11:51 PM   #59
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You're that guy.

We knew it, now Gata knows it.

We'll be waiting forever for her next penis thread offering.

Nice work, gumby.

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I think I speak for 32 and everyone else...Gata, please start another penis thread.
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Old 12-19-2012, 06:48 AM   #60
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I'm a little nervous.

I've already posted pics of the wife's ample ample-ness in the other thread. Are you just interested in seeing the back of PK's head?

I mean...the mohawk is really cool and all. But boobs are much better.
You're married again?
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