Golden Eagle Attempts To Snatch Kid

[sect313]

turns out its fake

[FF2®]

Originally Posted by sect313

turns out its fake

sssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhh....don't ruin the internet.

[Dirtstar]

Originally Posted by southside

Not one Stokes joke yet?

who?

[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by sect313

turns out its fake

buzzkiller

[32green]

Originally Posted by Fishooked

buzzkiller

Look on the bright side, you can send the girls outside eating crackers again.

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[WestCoastOffensive]

The Platinum Eagle would not have failed, just sayin'.

Can I upgrade you?

Yours,

Telemarketer

[Gata]

I don't know why the slow reply made me laugh so much

[32green]

Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

The Platinum Eagle would not have failed, just sayin'.

Can I upgrade you?

Yours,

Telemarketer

Lmao....


(in bill murray carl spackler drawl)

Er, Mr. Markerter...I have a...."child" about 5'8"..takes the 7:14 to Penn every morning....Coach bag, 3/4 length $800 dollar Lord and Taylor business type coat....would the Platinumb Eagles offer me value at this...situation?





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[chesapeakejet]

Originally Posted by sect313

turns out its fake

How??! Trained eagle and mannequin kid?

[crossfire]

Originally Posted by chesapeakejet

How??! Trained eagle and stokes?

Fixed

[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by 32green

Lmao....


(in bill murray carl spackler drawl)

Er, Mr. Markerter...I have a...."child" about 5'8"..takes the 7:14 to Penn every morning....Coach bag, 3/4 length $800 dollar Lord and Taylor business type coat....would the Platinumb Eagles offer me value at this...situation?





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We both know that a full diaper is what saved that youngun from being pecked apart worse than your Noo Yawk Jets.

Make sure that "kid" leaves his loose change at home that morning.

[32green]

Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

Make sure that "kid" leaves his loose change at home that morning.

I empty the ballast out of her bag every morning, but the eagle never comes.

I even tried to convince her the dead mice stapled to straw hat I gave her for her birfday is the new Easter bonnet for year round use. All the chicks are doing it, those are field mice, like nature.


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[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by 32green

I empty the ballast out of her bag every morning, but the eagle never comes.

I even tried to convince her the dead mice stapled to straw hat I gave her for her birfday is the new Easter bonnet for year round use. All the chicks are doing it, those are field mice, like nature.


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LMAO I thought you were referring to J "Here's a picture of me taking a dump with a scotch in my hand" Stokes.

[chesapeakejet]

Originally Posted by 32green

I empty the ballast out of her bag every morning, but the eagle never comes.

I even tried to convince her the dead mice stapled to straw hat I gave her for her birfday is the new Easter bonnet for year round use. All the chicks are doing it, those are field mice, like nature.


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RU talking about a kid or your mom?

[32green]

Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

LMAO I thought you were referring to J "Here's a picture of me taking a dump with a scotch in my hand" Stokes.

Lmao..it could be...but too tall, no?



The old "take my wife, eagles, please" bit.


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[32green]

Originally Posted by chesapeakejet

RU talking about a kid or your mom?

No beer for you!

[1greenNUT]

[crossfire]

Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

LMAO I thought you were referring to J "Here's a picture of me taking a dump with a scotch in my hand" Stokes.

[Warfish]

[crossfire]

Originally Posted by Warfish