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quantum · 12-19-2012, 08:47 AM

very cool: http://seabreacher.com/seabreacher-x-demo

painted like a shark or killer whale

from http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/

32green · 12-19-2012, 08:57 AM

They say that the two happiest days of your life are the day you buy your Seabreacher..... and the day you sell it.

Very cool, but you would need to have a large lake or expanse of Ocean to yourself to really let this thing go, no?

You mix this thing in with the mongo quotient I've seen in boats and Jetskii's lately and you have an enormous cluster**** waiting to happen.

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PlumberKhan · 12-19-2012, 09:06 AM

Seems like it would be fun

Not sure if it qualifies as a "diving" machine.

southside · 12-19-2012, 11:10 AM

That's a horrible waste of 100K.

I like the idea, but it's not there yet.

chesapeakejet · 12-19-2012, 11:27 AM

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How deep can they dive?

About 5 feet for brief durations but generally they go just a few feet below the surface in order to keep the snorkel above the water.

For 100K, I'd want something that really dove.

Big L · 12-19-2012, 11:50 AM

That's what US Navy submarine building ship yards should do now that they don't build subs for the gov't - build a line of personal subs. Kind of like a private jet. Build private subs.

FF2® · 12-19-2012, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

Very cool, but you would need to have a large lake or expanse of Ocean to yourself to really let this thing go, no?

You mix this thing in with the mongo quotient I've seen in boats and Jetskii's lately and you have an enormous cluster**** waiting to happen.

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Always Mr. Fun, this guy.

quantum · 12-19-2012, 12:08 PM

ooooooh! check this out: http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/chocolate-planets

gotta love ad copy that starts off

"Ever wonder what Uranus tastes like? Thanks to these chocolate planet balls, we now know that planet tastes like milk tea. Included in this fun and tasty pack of geeky chocolates are eight different planets, each with their own unique flavor. "

(posted in the wrong thread

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chesapeakejet · 12-19-2012, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Big L

That's what US Navy submarine building ship yards should do now that they don't build subs for the gov't - build a line of personal subs. Kind of like a private jet. Build private subs.

Yep, you'd have arab buyers linedup!

NOTE: When searching the result for "arab terrorists", I found this:

Peebag · 12-19-2012, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by chesapeakejet

Yep, you'd have arab buyers linedup!

NOTE: When searching the result for "arab terrorists", I found this:

the FBI won't call, they're listening already...

Peebag · 12-19-2012, 02:39 PM

on the whole, I'd rather have this....

32green · 12-19-2012, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by FF2®

Always Mr. Fun, this guy.

Just calculating the probabilties given the explosion in mongonese types with watercraft.

Imagine 4 of these, full acrobatic mode, in a small lake rife with swimmers, Jetskii's and pleasure craft. Then add your requisite alcohol and blazing sun.

Good times.

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Jets Things · 12-19-2012, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

Just calculating the probabilties given the explosion in mongonese types with watercraft.

Imagine 4 of these, full acrobatic mode, in a small lake rife with swimmers, Jetskii's and pleasure craft. Then add your requisite alcohol and blazing sun.

Good times.

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quantum · 12-19-2012, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by chesapeakejet

Yep, you'd have arab buyers linedup!

NOTE: When searching the result for "arab terrorists", I found this:

daaaaaam - she just blew up my pants!

FF2® · 12-19-2012, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by quantum

daaaaaam - she just blew up my pants!

Sounds you just improvised an explosive device.

chesapeakejet · 12-19-2012, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by FF2®

Sounds you just improvised an explosive device.

That or it was the all you can eat burrito buffet at Pablo Loco's.

32green · 12-19-2012, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Jets Things

Ha ha...is that Debbie Downer? Hysterical. Loved those bits.

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chesapeakejet · 12-19-2012, 05:21 PM

I can only afford Sea Britches

I think these are endorsed by FF2 for Kayaking.

quantum · 12-20-2012, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by chesapeakejet

I can only afford Sea Britches

I think these are endorsed by FF2 for Kayaking.

so you're saying they have the butt cheeks cut out?

FF2® · 12-20-2012, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by quantum

so you're saying they have the butt cheeks cut out?

In your dreams Sally!

12-19-2012, 08:47 AM	#1
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,905	I want a Seabreacher! very cool: http://seabreacher.com/seabreacher-x-demo painted like a shark or killer whale from http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/ Last edited by quantum; 12-19-2012 at 08:50 AM.

12-19-2012, 08:57 AM	#2
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	They say that the two happiest days of your life are the day you buy your Seabreacher..... and the day you sell it. Very cool, but you would need to have a large lake or expanse of Ocean to yourself to really let this thing go, no? You mix this thing in with the mongo quotient I've seen in boats and Jetskii's lately and you have an enormous cluster**** waiting to happen. -

12-19-2012, 09:06 AM	#3
PlumberKhan BRACE YOURSELVES FOR 12... Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Van down by the river Posts: 21,029	Seems like it would be fun Not sure if it qualifies as a "diving" machine.

12-19-2012, 11:10 AM	#4
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,898	That's a horrible waste of 100K. I like the idea, but it's not there yet.

12-19-2012, 11:50 AM	#6
Big L Plus six thousand posts Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,066	That's what US Navy submarine building ship yards should do now that they don't build subs for the gov't - build a line of personal subs. Kind of like a private jet. Build private subs.

12-19-2012, 12:08 PM	#8
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,905	ooooooh! check this out: http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/chocolate-planets gotta love ad copy that starts off "Ever wonder what Uranus tastes like? Thanks to these chocolate planet balls, we now know that planet tastes like milk tea. Included in this fun and tasty pack of geeky chocolates are eight different planets, each with their own unique flavor. " (posted in the wrong thread )

12-19-2012, 02:39 PM	#11
Peebag being disappointed since January 13th, 1969 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,123	on the whole, I'd rather have this....

12-19-2012, 05:21 PM	#18
chesapeakejet is a geek who loves football boardgames. Schluberator & Gadfly ® Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Virginia Posts: 24,503	I can only afford Sea Britches I think these are endorsed by FF2 for Kayaking.